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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Thanks for this dude. It’s appreciated

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Is this a casting call for The Human Centipede 4? If so I’ll go for the roll of A please.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you? "

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I'll take over the auditions, if required

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff."

I'm prepared to take on the chaff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camera man offering his services if needed

And any other ways too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you take off the M part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you take off the M part."

I’ll definitely be a camera man for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to disappoint that many women?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff."

Oh I bet those women feel so special

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Only if you take off the M part."
my M part is not detachable

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I'll take over the auditions, if required

How selfless?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I'll take over the auditions, if required

How selfless?!

Man's got to do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm betting all the F's are left orgasmless by the M

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff.

Oh I bet those women feel so special

Offt ... not sure now if I'd want to be the wheat or the chaff?! Dilemma??

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"And I'm betting all the F's are left orgasmless by the M

I would hazard a guess and say you are absolutely correct

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Clever idea for a thread but not

Seeing anyone taking you up on your offer .but if they do I'll come to your funeral .

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Clever idea for a thread but not

Seeing anyone taking you up on your offer .but if they do I'll come to your funeral ."

Funeral??!

...from exhaustion or being smothered and suffocated by Fs??

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff.

Oh I bet those women feel so special

Offt ... not sure now if I'd want to be the wheat or the chaff?! Dilemma??

I'm putting myself in the chaff category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Are you auditioning as well as the applications?!

I will invite the lucky ones for an audition. Once I’ve whittled them down and sorted the wheat from the chaff.

Oh I bet those women feel so special

Offt ... not sure now if I'd want to be the wheat or the chaff?! Dilemma??

I'm putting myself in the chaff category

I disagree, I think you're worth wheating for

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Clever idea for a thread but not

Seeing anyone taking you up on your offer .but if they do I'll come to your funeral .

Funeral??!

...from exhaustion or being smothered and suffocated by

Fs??

Either way I'm sure the op would die happy .

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

All ladies are special. Especially when they've shared their boobies with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you? "

Hang on! We already did the FFFFFFFFFFM so it's not your first!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Chaff here too so I'll avoid the embarrassment of a rejection and just not apply in the first place

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Hang on! We already did the FFFFFFFFFFM so it's not your first!

Wait, what??? Is the OP being greedy???

There are others more deserving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Hang on! We already did the FFFFFFFFFFM so it's not your first!

Wait, what??? Is the OP being greedy???

There are others more deserving...

Looks around innocently

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Never had any chaff but plenty of wheat in bread products. but those putting them in the chaff category

Here .certainly would be in my eyes

Would fall in to the category of best thing since sliced bread .

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why would you want to disappoint that many women?"

if at first he doesn't succeed ...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m taking applications from the ladies of Fab to take part in my first FFFFFFFFFFM.

I’m up for it- are you?

Hang on! We already did the FFFFFFFFFFM so it's not your first!

Wait, what??? Is the OP being greedy???

There are others more deserving...

Cake crumbs?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why would you want to disappoint that many women?

if at first he doesn't succeed ... "

God loves a tryer they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to disappoint that many women?

if at first he doesn't succeed ... "

This is the sort of thing I have nightmares about.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"And I'm betting all the F's are left orgasmless by the M

Don’t judge others by your own standards.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"And I'm betting all the F's are left orgasmless by the M

I would hazard a guess and say you are absolutely correct

Oi!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My collection of chaff is looking good

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Uhoh I'm chaff.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Calm down ladies. I’ve been overwhelmed with applications. Please stop demanding dick pics though. I’m not just a piece of meat you know.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Calm down ladies. I’ve been overwhelmed with applications. Please stop demanding dick pics though. I’m not just a piece of meat you know."

Dreaming again OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wheat about me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Are you doing us one at a time or are we doing you all at the same time ?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Are you doing us one at a time or are we doing you all at the same time ?"

Detail, detail, detail. A good question though and nice to see you are trying to squeeze in through the back door.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Calm down ladies. I’ve been overwhelmed with applications. Please stop demanding dick pics though. I’m not just a piece of meat you know.

Dreaming again OP

Kind of dreaming I guess. It’s a pain deflection process as I’m trying to get over Chelsea’s result yesterday. I’m sat here with a stiff G&T, reading the Sunday Times but the sport section is folded and out of reach.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

I was second on the initial drafting ... just bumping to make sure no one is missing out

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sorry OP I can't make it that day

Whenever it is

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Sorry OP I can't make it that day

Whenever it is

Right. Washing our hair are we?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

I was second on the initial drafting ... just bumping to make sure no one is missing out

You were top of the list but I once had a bad experience with a Yorkshire lass. Scary lot!

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

I was second on the initial drafting ... just bumping to make sure no one is missing out

Forgot to add - I had to make a desperate flight back down the A1 to the safety of the south.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

I was second on the initial drafting ... just bumping to make sure no one is missing out

You were top of the list but I once had a bad experience with a Yorkshire lass. Scary lot! "

Careful, the Yokshire lasses will lynch you next time you're up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is the deadline for applications?... just in case anyone has missed this, of course

You are so late on this

I was second on the initial drafting ... just bumping to make sure no one is missing out

You were top of the list but I once had a bad experience with a Yorkshire lass. Scary lot! "

We are yes.

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