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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"

Let them eat cake

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

It a very lean meat but a bit dear

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Oh deer!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Release more wolves and lynx I say!

I don't particularly like venison

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"

Who would pay for the deer to be transported to the abattoir, humanely killed, their carcusses made into steaks, refrigerated then transported to food banks ?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Leave them alone! X

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"

I agree Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious) "

If venison was good enough for the king's and queens in medieval times then I am sure it is good enough for the poor..

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison

I agree Tom"

You actually agree Dr ?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm still laughing at 'venisons'

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Tom!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison

I agree Tom

You actually agree Dr ?"

Yup, it's our fault that they have no predators here. Same goes for foxes, however I do not agree with toffs chasing them for sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't the poor simply eat Tom from Essex?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison

I agree Tom

You actually agree Dr ?

Yup, it's our fault that they have no predators here. Same goes for foxes, however I do not agree with toffs chasing them for sport"

I thought they only chased foxes and craftily stalked venison ...

I would like to see a cooperative system of culling deer, slaughterhouses owned by the people and distribution to those in need. Yes it costs money but the poor could work in that supply chain too.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Why can't the poor simply eat Tom from Essex?"

He is too old and crusty

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why can't the poor simply eat Tom from Essex?"

*Makes joke in head*

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison

I agree Tom

You actually agree Dr ?

Yup, it's our fault that they have no predators here. Same goes for foxes, however I do not agree with toffs chasing them for sport

I thought they only chased foxes and craftily stalked venison ...

I would like to see a cooperative system of culling deer, slaughterhouses owned by the people and distribution to those in need. Yes it costs money but the poor could work in that supply chain too."

Comrade Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bambiburger, anyone?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why can't the poor simply eat Tom from Essex?

He is too old and crusty "

A long boil would soften him up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious)

If venison was good enough for the king's and queens in medieval times then I am sure it is good enough for the poor.."

That's not entirely the point though is it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And why would anyone want to eat little old Tom...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious)

If venison was good enough for the king's and queens in medieval times then I am sure it is good enough for the poor..

That's not entirely the point though is it "

It's exactly the point . Venisons are lean and nutricious with lots of vitamin D. We have a untapped wealth of venisons which eat off the land. They are organic. Why can't we use them to feed the poor. A sort of venison food bank ..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious)

If venison was good enough for the king's and queens in medieval times then I am sure it is good enough for the poor..

That's not entirely the point though is it

It's exactly the point . Venisons are lean and nutricious with lots of vitamin D. We have a untapped wealth of venisons which eat off the land. They are organic. Why can't we use them to feed the poor. A sort of venison food bank .. "

What if the poor don't like venison?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" A sort of venison food bank .. "

A Bambi bank

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By *acknJill2005Couple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Bring in the big cats!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

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over a year ago

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By *WDomMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Bambiburger, anyone?"

Bambi’s mum surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bambiburger, anyone?

Bambi’s mum surely?"

She went a long time ago. Now we're coming back for the others.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've tried venison once but didn't know what I was about to have put in my mouth by another and after made me feel uneasy.venison is actually a high a protein but I prefer seeing them alive walking around

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Too deer for my liking. Plus I’m not fawn’d of it.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds "

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d rather bring back wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t. "

Maybe but it’s not a necessity it can be eaten as soon as it’s butchered.

While we’re at it.. buffalo is also healthier than regular beef, but has a stronger taste.

There’s also wild bunnies, pheasant, pigeon, & fish all free…. But are you man (or woman) enough to kill then gut it? I couldn’t

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I'm still laughing at 'venisons'"

I have the Richard Attenborough documentary in my head… the “venisons” roaming the fields… you can tell he has never had to stop the car whilst venison is crossing the road!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Question… those things that moo… do we now call them beef.. or milk?

… or milky beef!!…. Or beefy milk!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Question… those things that moo… do we now call them beef.. or milk?

… or milky beef!!…. Or beefy milk!!! "

Sounds like a body builders smoothie..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Leave them alone! X"

Not all species of deer are native to these shores.

The muntjac deer was introduced into the UK from China in the 20th century. It has gained a stronghold in southeast England, where it can cause damage to our woods through browsing.

Species information

Category

Mammals

Statistics

Length: 77-91cm

Shoulder height: 45-52cm

Weight: 10-17kg

Average lifespan: 10-13 years

Conservation status

Invasive, non-native species. Protected in the UK under the Deer Act 1991.

When to see

January to December

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Leave them alone! X"

Unfortunately not feasible.

Human intervention has caused the decline of other natural predators. Which means the deer population would go unchecked and become over populated. Causing terrible destruction to both their own habitat and our own.

We as a species caused this problem in the first place, but leaving them alone is the absolute worst solution (except killing them all, which would be just as bad).

I say this as an animal lover and despise all forms of unnecessary Animal cruelty.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Let the poor eat the road kill....it's free then

(A joke at the absurdity of the OP's statement of let the poor eat venison before anyone thinks I'm serious)

If venison was good enough for the king's and queens in medieval times then I am sure it is good enough for the poor.."

You can tell if only the rich ate it, the names are French, if the poor ate it then it's English.

PORK (PORC): pig

BEEF (BOEUF): cow

Dagneau: lamb, then hogget for the 2 yea olds and mutton

for the older years.

We still have cultural hangovers form the Normans, never mind the Victorians.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t.

Maybe but it’s not a necessity it can be eaten as soon as it’s butchered.

While we’re at it.. buffalo is also healthier than regular beef, but has a stronger taste.

There’s also wild bunnies, pheasant, pigeon, & fish all free…. But are you man (or woman) enough to kill then gut it? I couldn’t "

Venison can be killed, butchered and eaten, it is far better, like most meat, to hang it.

And yes, killing, paunching and cooking rabbits is something I have done along with shooting, plucking, drawing and cooking pheasants.

I believe If you can’t stomach the procedure that enables you to eat meat, then you should refrain from eating meat.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t.

Maybe but it’s not a necessity it can be eaten as soon as it’s butchered.

While we’re at it.. buffalo is also healthier than regular beef, but has a stronger taste.

There’s also wild bunnies, pheasant, pigeon, & fish all free…. But are you man (or woman) enough to kill then gut it? I couldn’t

Venison can be killed, butchered and eaten, it is far better, like most meat, to hang it.

And yes, killing, paunching and cooking rabbits is something I have done along with shooting, plucking, drawing and cooking pheasants.

I believe If you can’t stomach the procedure that enables you to eat meat, then you should refrain from eating meat.

"

I've heard a few people say if you can't butcher it you shouldn't eat it... Its similar to saying if you can't pick the orange you can't eat it... If you can't extract petrol from crude oil you can't drive...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Leave them alone! X

Unfortunately not feasible.

Human intervention has caused the decline of other natural predators. Which means the deer population would go unchecked and become over populated. Causing terrible destruction to both their own habitat and our own.

We as a species caused this problem in the first place, but leaving them alone is the absolute worst solution (except killing them all, which would be just as bad).

I say this as an animal lover and despise all forms of unnecessary Animal cruelty."

U mean like us humans causing terrible destruction and being over populated?? X

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds "

Until they start attacking weaker prey than deer. Sheep, calves, chickens, goats, eventually domestic cats and dogs......it's bad enough with foxes causing damage to livestock in the countryside without adding more apex predators into the equation.

A

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Got a couple of Muntjac living in a bramble patch just over the hedge from me. The Farmer has left them a set aside and whilst they can often be seen grazing in the middle of the field he tolerates them.

I love to glance up from my laptop and watch them. Be a bit shit if a Lynx came by and cleared them out. Not much meat on them anyway. Tiny little things.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gout.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

We eat lots of Venison most people over cook it and turn it in to rubber

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t.

Maybe but it’s not a necessity it can be eaten as soon as it’s butchered.

While we’re at it.. buffalo is also healthier than regular beef, but has a stronger taste.

There’s also wild bunnies, pheasant, pigeon, & fish all free…. But are you man (or woman) enough to kill then gut it? I couldn’t

Venison can be killed, butchered and eaten, it is far better, like most meat, to hang it.

And yes, killing, paunching and cooking rabbits is something I have done along with shooting, plucking, drawing and cooking pheasants.

I believe If you can’t stomach the procedure that enables you to eat meat, then you should refrain from eating meat.

I've heard a few people say if you can't butcher it you shouldn't eat it... Its similar to saying if you can't pick the orange you can't eat it... If you can't extract petrol from crude oil you can't drive... "

Thank you for deliberately misquoting me.

I said ‘ if you can’t stomach the procedure’.

At no point did I say you had to have the technical knowledge to do it.

Your two following examples have absolutely no relevance tto the point I made at all.

But, hey, if it cheers you up, crack on

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"
does are always pregnant.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Over 2 million Venison animals are roaming this land. They cause damage and the Top man in charge of most of our trees says 14000 are culled each year and there are no wolves or lynx cats to keep the numbers low. His solution is to eat more of the Venisons.

I would rather eat them then bring back these big cats.

Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"

Why not just me? I'll eat it.

Also ruminant animals are vital to soil health

C

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By *ingly_minx1Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Didn't Mr Botham donate all the game from the season for food bank meals?

The deer numbers need to be controlled and there's no sense in all that meat going to waste. There are deer farms in the UK that produce venison but they can't use the wild population.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Animals should not be classified a problem as we continually build into the country.

Who are the poor and I am sure their dietary requirements are as varied as the rich.

Solution. Eat the rich.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Because it’s expensive. It’s not regular meat, it’s considered ‘game’ and needs to be hung to be matured. This takes time. It’s not like you kill/slaughter a bull then butcher it and put it in bags….

It’s also healthier than other meats as it’s leaner.

I’d like to see Lynx & Wolves back in the wilds

All meat should be hung, not just game.

Beef that has been on the hook is far superior to that which hasn’t.

Maybe but it’s not a necessity it can be eaten as soon as it’s butchered.

While we’re at it.. buffalo is also healthier than regular beef, but has a stronger taste.

There’s also wild bunnies, pheasant, pigeon, & fish all free…. But are you man (or woman) enough to kill then gut it? I couldn’t

Venison can be killed, butchered and eaten, it is far better, like most meat, to hang it.

And yes, killing, paunching and cooking rabbits is something I have done along with shooting, plucking, drawing and cooking pheasants.

I believe If you can’t stomach the procedure that enables you to eat meat, then you should refrain from eating meat.

I've heard a few people say if you can't butcher it you shouldn't eat it... Its similar to saying if you can't pick the orange you can't eat it... If you can't extract petrol from crude oil you can't drive... "

If you can't do karaoke, then don't go to a gig. This logic can get a bit ridiculous at times.

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

I'm stag-gered by some of these suggestions

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By *horty_80sWoman
over a year ago

askme

Hmm not poor but love a good venison stew.

Have a farm close by, it is more expensive but honestly worth it. Beef stew tastes like swill comparatively

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why can't we feed the poor with the Venison"

Probably too dear

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