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My kids think I'm weird!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"... the floral fecal fountain? "

The what..?!

What kind of office do you work in..?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

No I haven’t! Did it get to number 1? X

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "

I've seen that mythbusters. But you know that toilets come equipped with a lid right?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve survived 46 years of brushing in the bathroom so I’d say it was safe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you are weird, doesn't matter where you brush your teeth

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You spit in the sink you wash up in?

What about spray from your mouth?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?"

Have to ask, did that mustard burn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is germs no good for the immune system?

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan


"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?

Have to ask, did that mustard burn?"

Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spit in the sink you wash up in?

What about spray from your mouth?"

What about the cutlery you put in your mouth that goes in the sink and dont most people use washing up bowls?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "

You have listed rimming as an interest…you can never be too careful!

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I do actually understand this though. I’m quite an open minded fellow you know, and will happily get up to all sorts(!), but the tooth brush toilet thing, I get it.

May be I’m weird too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?

Have to ask, did that mustard burn?

Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though "

I'm not going to ask where you put the jalapeño

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You spit in the sink you wash up in?

What about spray from your mouth?

What about the cutlery you put in your mouth that goes in the sink and dont most people use washing up bowls? "

Have you seen how far the spray from a toothbrush travels?

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan


"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?

Have to ask, did that mustard burn?

Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though

I'm not going to ask where you put the jalapeño "

I was a bar challenge with opposing wives rewarding the winner, I shall leave it there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain?

I've seen that mythbusters. But you know that toilets come equipped with a lid right?"

Too many people don't close the lid before flushing.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "

Just shut your toilet lid when you flush. Your kids are rights. It'd weird to brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know one person who does this and yes it's weird. They also keep their toothbrush under the sink next to all the cleaning products and pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you're weird

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I mean I agree with others, just shut the lid I’m assuming it’s purpose is more for keeping stuff in than keeping stuff out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given some of the thread topic possibilities here, I’d say that’s positively normal.

Right. I’m off for a wank using a jellyfish that’s singing ‘nothings gonna stop us now’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with your kids.

I never thought I’d ever say that.

Ugh kids.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"I know one person who does this and yes it's weird. They also keep their toothbrush under the sink next to all the cleaning products and pipes "

Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, shut the lid.

Don’t brush your teeth immediately after pissing or shitting and pumping you me faecal dust around your bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your kids knew your on a swingers site they'd definitely think your weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It probably is a bit weird, but each to their own. Anyone who enjoys oral sex of any description doesn't really need to be worrying about the seriously obscure chance of catching anthing from a toothbrush!

On a similar note though, I work offshore and was gobsmacked to learn most folk were putting their covid snoods into the laundry to get washed each night - now that freaked me out! Breathing through the cloth all day then putting it in (relatively clean) to be washed in a soup of dirty oil workers undercrackers and socks is possibly the most deviant behavior I can ever think of!! Truely minging!

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain?

You have listed rimming as an interest…you can never be too careful!"

Best reply ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spit in the bidet sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.

My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "

I more worried at how you spell teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, shut the lid.

Don’t brush your teeth immediately after pissing or shitting and pumping you me faecal dust around your bathroom.

"

I like to live dangerously.

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By * DawgMan
over a year ago

Truro

*checks profile, sees rimming as an interest*

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