FabSwingers.com forum: Name something you shouldn't do naked

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The school run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash the car

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Fry eggs

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Wash the car

I dunno that might be fun

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fry eggs "

Spitting fat on your tadge or minge

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Fry an egg (I've done it... And regretted it.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop wood.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Erm snowboarding??

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Fry an egg (I've done it... And regretted it.)"

What happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insulate your loft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee keeping.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Pick nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing

This.

I speak from experience

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

"Fry an egg (I've done it... And regretted it.)

What happened

I discovered boob skin is a lot thinner than arm skin?

The spitting fat hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the in-laws.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Welding

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Any DIY ... just don't... not even with just a hi-vis on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A park run.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Use superglue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attend a wedding

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By *athyperkinsCouple
over a year ago

lifton

Change my bedclothes when the heating is on. Burned arse on hot radiator!! T

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Skydive

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Ironing

Definitely, burnt my stomach on several occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report a crime to a police station in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the kids off at school

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Meet your partner's family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retrieve your football from the nettles

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Attend a wedding"

Depends on the wedding

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Operate a bacon slicer.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Lumberjack.

Speed skating.

Moto GP.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Operate a bacon slicer."

A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer.

He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ice skating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice skating

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ice skating

Or skiing ... or anything that cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ice skating

Or skiing ... or anything that cold

It'll keep your nipples perky

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Shopping?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cook"

Oh I don't know... how else do you get served breakfast in bed

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ice skating

Or skiing ... or anything that cold

It'll keep your nipples perky

But frostbite won't help anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice skating

Or skiing ... or anything that cold

It'll keep your nipples perky

But frostbite won't help anyone?!

You could always kiss better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden

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By *ezzie_xWoman
over a year ago

london

Run!!

I’d give myself 2 black eyes!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ice skating

Or skiing ... or anything that cold

It'll keep your nipples perky

But frostbite won't help anyone?!

I could rub some lotion in and serve cake and cream, in bed, to make you better

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Run!!

I’d give myself 2 black eyes!! "

I'll hold em. Avoid injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrestle a polar bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrestle a polar bear.

You'd freeze!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden "

Will they be watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrestle a polar bear.

You'd freeze!!!"

Exactly.

Brown bears hibernate through winter so you’d be fighting them in summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden

Will they be watching

My neighbour has two cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden "

If you touched my cat you'd be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden

Will they be watching

My neighbour has two cats

Let's leave the cats alone please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden

Will they be watching

My neighbour has two cats

You have a favourite pussy?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Collect your MBE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden

Will they be watching

My neighbour has two cats

You have a favourite pussy?

I cannot confirm or deny in public

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Collect your MBE "

Yeah, where would they stick the gong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shimmie up a cactus.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ride your bycicle x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ride your bycicle x"

Or make candyfloss... sticky job that

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Collect your MBE

Yeah, where would they stick the gong?

It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ride your bycicle x

Or make candyfloss... sticky job that

You sploshing again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride your bycicle x"

Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Collect your MBE

Yeah, where would they stick the gong?

It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collect your MBE

Yeah, where would they stick the gong?

It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced

You could get a tattoo on your hip saying "by royal appointment"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Ride your bycicle x

Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol

Ha ha true! I have a vid on here of Me riding mine in undies x

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Wear clothes

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ride your bycicle x

Or make candyfloss... sticky job that

You sploshing again?

Damn it! Caught at it again?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ride your bycicle x

Or make candyfloss... sticky job that

You sploshing again?

Damn it! Caught at it again?!

Invite next time would be nice

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Arc welding

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Arc welding "

That is an ace call

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Cuddle a hedgehog

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By *ullrealMan
over a year ago

hull

Operating

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Feed chickens

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By *uzzlepageMan
over a year ago

Stratford-upon-Avon

"Operate a bacon slicer.

A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer.

He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

invite mum for dinner

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish / PDI early Nov

Parents evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride your bycicle x

Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol

Ha ha true! I have a vid on here of Me riding mine in undies x"

Goes to look purely for research purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim my privets

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Go to work?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

BBQ

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Enter the Winter Olympics

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Operate a bacon slicer.

A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer.

He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie.

Lol funny

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Feed chickens

mine peck my toes, that’s enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex. I always wear clothes.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Science… Labcoats and goggles people!

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Chop wood."

Made me shiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the front door (without first checking) only to find it wasn't the person you were expecting...........

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Got to go with an Autopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play up front for england

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Play conkers

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden "

So thays ok clothed lol

Turn up in court

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Trim garden plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go paint balling

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Rummage around in the freezer

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Fire poi...

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By *aby girl32Woman
over a year ago

Leigh lancs

Go and get your empty bins off front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the front door to the vicar

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over a year ago

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Open the front door to the vicar"

... doesn't that entirely depend on the vicar

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Welding

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cutting steel with angle grinder

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Cook a fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrestle a polar bear.

Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrestle a polar bear.

Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either

You’d be warmer.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Welding

Had a nasty bout of sunburn from welding with no tip on.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Wrestle a polar bear.

Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either

Yes, dont be bare with any bear (bear)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bend over operating machinery

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Barbeque with coals. Ouch.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lead a cub scout group

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Skydive

yeah - you whistle on the way down

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Anything that will get you into

Trouble with the police .

Or scare the horses as they are very sencertive I've heared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the future in laws

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

Chop carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents evening

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Open the front door to the vicar"

Opening the front door at all, I'd have thought.

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Use hedge trimmer

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Ball room dancing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Welding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combine with alcohol and then have sex in the back garden while forgetting the creepy neighbour had a bird's eye view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to parent, teacher meetings

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Retrieve the Honey from Bee Hives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greet the neighbours

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By *anchestercreampieloversCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Parent’s evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greet the neighbours "

I've done that before but we were really friendly with them

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Run away from a school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim the hedge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank robbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing

"
Yes,I'd agree with that, having burnt my self while leaning over the ironing board,while ironing naked.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ironing

Yes,I'd agree with that, having burnt my self while leaning over the ironing board,while ironing naked."

Always iron before getting bathed for your meet

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Slice some salami.

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By *rSexyMeMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Court appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide down a banister

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