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"Where have you been " On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide! | |||
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"Where have you been On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide!" Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly | |||
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"What are you favorite shoes All of them x" Except Hunter wellies | |||
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"Where have you been On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide! Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly" In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean. | |||
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"Will you come do may make up? " Told ya. You could make a fortune doing make up classes. | |||
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"Where have you been On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide! Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean." Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer. | |||
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"Where have you been On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide! Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean. Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer. " Fair point. Should I order pizza, oh wise one? | |||
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"Will you come do may make up? " Of course! For a mere £1,200. Payable in 4 monthly instalments of £300. (Your home could be at risk if you fail to maintain payments on any loan secured against it) | |||
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"Where have you been On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries. OR Prison. You decide! Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean. Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer. Fair point. Should I order pizza, oh wise one?" Yes. (No pineapple mind) | |||
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"If I took you out to a superhero fancy dress party what would you wear" YOU | |||
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"I'm thinking of getting another , what should I call it? " Loaf | |||
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"I'm thinking of getting another , what should I call it? Loaf" Or mouse dependent on breed | |||
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"Why do people want pineapple on pizza " Because they are perverts | |||
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"I'm thinking of getting another , what should I call it? Loaf Or mouse dependent on breed " Ma last Border Collie was called Spider All ma house spiders are called Henry | |||
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"Do you sit or stand to wipe? " Depends who I am wiping | |||
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"Why do people want pineapple on pizza Because they are perverts" My god, you're good | |||
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick?" Noble Savage at 15/2 Its good going, which will suit the horse | |||
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"How does Thunderbird 4 get back into the pod?" Electro magnetic tractor beams | |||
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick? Noble Savage at 15/2 Its good going, which will suit the horse" £10 on it. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank you | |||
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick? Noble Savage at 15/2 Its good going, which will suit the horse £10 on it. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank you " Seriously? | |||
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"Missed you, oh omniscient one Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen? And also, wanna boobie snuggle? Posh " A. Check down the back of the sideboard B. Obvs | |||
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick? Noble Savage at 15/2 Its good going, which will suit the horse £10 on it. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank you Seriously? " You know all as the OP states | |||
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"Missed you, oh omniscient one Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen? And also, wanna boobie snuggle? Posh A. Check down the back of the sideboard B. Obvs" Woo hoo! Any chance you could come help me search behind the sideboard please? | |||
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"Ooo wise Jenny one dose my ass look big x" No. Just delicious. | |||
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"What numbers should I, and only I, out on the lottery for tomorrow to win all the money? " There should be six and they should be of values between 1 and 49. | |||
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"Missed you, oh omniscient one Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen? And also, wanna boobie snuggle? Posh A. Check down the back of the sideboard B. Obvs Woo hoo! Any chance you could come help me search behind the sideboard please? " I am needed here to share my wisdom! | |||
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"Ooo wise Jenny one dose my ass look big x No. Just delicious." Awwww thank you so much wise one x | |||
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"Ooo wise Jenny one dose my ass look big x No. Just delicious. Awwww thank you so much wise one x" All part of the service | |||
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"Q1. How can I make my fake hunter wellies look sexy. Q2. Should I wear fishnets or opaque hold ups with them " 1. You can't 2. Fishnets with everything | |||
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"How can I get more people to block me" Change you name to JennieTV. That seems a good way | |||
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"How can I get more people to block me Change you name to JennieTV. That seems a good way" It worked for me! | |||
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"Is antimatter and dark matter the same thing ? " No. Very different. | |||
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"Is antimatter and dark matter the same thing ? No. Very different." I would imagine | |||
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"Can I steal this idea? Have a lot of persons unnamed calling BS want to set somethings straight." My mum tried to set me straight. Such a disappointment for her! | |||
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" Do you think there is a practical use for the Higgs boson, also known by its nickname the God particle ? Xxx" Oh, you and the quantum stuff. I have always found the Higgs Boson really good for getting the limescale off the shower head. | |||
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"Can I steal this idea? Have a lot of persons unnamed calling BS want to set somethings straight." You may borrow it | |||
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"Of Jennie had to place a landmark in Surrey what would it be?" Waverley Abbey, on a stormy summer evening. The lightning flashing, and the balmy air blowing up my skirt. | |||
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"Ok now for the big question. Is 42 the meaning of life universe and everything ? " Yes. Duh! | |||
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"Ok now for the big question. Is 42 the meaning of life universe and everything ? Yes. Duh!" You are truly a great and wise one for some that said their quantum physics is a bit rusty xxx | |||
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"Where do you buy your stockings from x" Various places. Amazon is a regular, also M&S ... their hold ups seem to hold up better | |||
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"Jennie, is it so wrong that I want Mr KC again. And again. And again. I only had him again tonight " It is perfectly natural. I usually want him repeatedly too .... but he made me agree not to tell you about that! | |||
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"All knowing, all seeing, all powerful Jennie, please answer me this Is a Big Mac with bacon still a Big Mac ?" It is. But with bacon. It will never be a Burger King flame grilled double cheeseburger though! | |||
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"Should I buy a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts tomorrow and demolish them in one sitting? " No. Save one for a second sitting | |||
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"Should I buy a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts tomorrow and demolish them in one sitting? No. Save one for a second sitting " But what if I want more in that second sitting? | |||
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"Should I buy a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts tomorrow and demolish them in one sitting? No. Save one for a second sitting But what if I want more in that second sitting? " Then buy another 12 | |||
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"Jennie, is it so wrong that I want Mr KC again. And again. And again. I only had him again tonight It is perfectly natural. I usually want him repeatedly too .... but he made me agree not to tell you about that!" I wondered who that cheap scent belonged to | |||
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? " I am a bi unconvincing transvestite. So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. | |||
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022 " Kilkenny. Obvs | |||
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022 Kilkenny. Obvs" you are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year | |||
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022 Kilkenny. Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year " Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbeliever | |||
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? I am a bi unconvincing transvestite. So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. " Where did all the transvestites go? | |||
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022 Kilkenny. Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbeliever" well you hardly expect me to agree seen as my county and going for 3 in a row | |||
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? I am a bi unconvincing transvestite. So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. Where did all the transvestites go?" They never went away you know | |||
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022 Kilkenny. Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbelieverwell you hardly expect me to agree seen as my county and going for 3 in a row " Well lets just wait and see! | |||
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? I am a bi unconvincing transvestite. So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. Where did all the transvestites go? They never went away you know" They seem to have been pushed into the background by some louder, shoutier versions. (I love a good old fashioned transvestite btw) | |||
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? I am a bi unconvincing transvestite. So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. Where did all the transvestites go? They never went away you know They seem to have been pushed into the background by some louder, shoutier versions. (I love a good old fashioned transvestite btw)" There's room for us all | |||
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"How many cock you had in your ass x At one time?" Yes | |||
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"How many cock you had in your ass x At one time? Yes " How should I know .... I aint got eyes in the back of my head! | |||
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"How many cock you had in your ass x At one time? Yes How should I know .... I aint got eyes in the back of my head!" Oh dear that many.... Hmmmmmmm | |||
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"How many cock you had in your ass x At one time? Yes How should I know .... I aint got eyes in the back of my head! Oh dear that many.... Hmmmmmmm " You know ....the usual | |||
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"Do you think the enjoyment of marmite and rimming are linked?" In so far as you either love it or hate it, yes | |||
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"What time are you going to answer this question? " 06:43 | |||
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"What time are you going to answer this question? 06:43" Damn, I'm stuck in 05:55 | |||
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"What time are you going to answer this question? 06:43 Damn, I'm stuck in 05:55 " Sounds painful | |||
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"Wow what a fabulous thread Why haven't you played on some of my threads " Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x | |||
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"Oh wise one will it warm up today so I can get my peach of a butt out......" It will warm up .... but not enough to make butt exposure advisable x | |||
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"Oh wise one will it warm up today so I can get my peach of a butt out...... It will warm up .... but not enough to make butt exposure advisable x" Thanks oh wise one good to see you back.. | |||
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"Oh wise one will it warm up today so I can get my peach of a butt out...... It will warm up .... but not enough to make butt exposure advisable x Thanks oh wise one good to see you back.." Thank you xx | |||
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"Wow what a fabulous thread Why haven't you played on some of my threads Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x" I look forward to you joining but can you come in with the answer when it gets to 174 I've feel my threads arnt going to last that long with you in them oh wise one . One more question how the hell do you manage to answer all the question in the order they are posted | |||
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"Wow what a fabulous thread Why haven't you played on some of my threads Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x I look forward to you joining but can you come in with the answer when it gets to 174 I've feel my threads arnt going to last that long with you in them oh wise one . One more question how the hell do you manage to answer all the question in the order they are posted " Because I am awesome! | |||
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"Did you prefer the whistle stop world tour or prison...... " World tour. The pastries were better. | |||
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"Have to say men who dress up as women are not my thing . But fuck me you are Awesome . impress doesnt cover it." Its a bit niche ... I'll give you that x | |||
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"What is the best smelling sea " I like the Weddell Sea | |||
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"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only ..... Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)" Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff. | |||
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"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only ..... Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!) Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff." Definitely left as it is (was) | |||
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"OK let's do a bit of mental telepathy I've 4 cards on the table One a circle on it One a square One a diamond One a triangle I've now picked one up what is My card " I can see ..... That you don't have 4 cards on a table in front of you. This is hypothetical | |||
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"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only ..... Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!) Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff. Definitely left as it is (was)" | |||
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question It party trick of mine . Now have another guess" I never guess. I would say that its more of an ecumenical matter! | |||
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question It party trick of mine . Now have another guess I never guess. I would say that its more of an ecumenical matter!" Now there a disapointment I'd every confidence that you would get it and I would have acknowledged that you had . But fair enough if its ecumenical Matter. I'll withdraw the question . | |||
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question It party trick of mine . Now have another guess I never guess. I would say that its more of an ecumenical matter! Now there a disapointment I'd every confidence that you would get it and I would have acknowledged that you had . But fair enough if its ecumenical Matter. I'll withdraw the question . " But in answer to your question Triangle | |||
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"Thank you you are fact Correct. I never doublt that you Would get right . It was a triangle " Jennifer knows all! | |||
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"What was the first record you bought..?" Flash, by Queen First album was Wheels of Steel, by Saxon | |||
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"What was your favourite holiday?" Nile cruise.... loved it x | |||
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"What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?" Nothing ! | |||
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"Where will I be in three months ? " Nottingham Or Dubai | |||
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"Tonight's lotto numbers?" I will refer you to my answer earlier in the thread. | |||
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"Why? Cos Cos, what? Why what? What exactly?" Exactly! | |||
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"Why? Cos Cos, what? Why what? What exactly? Exactly!" I don't know, I'm making this shit up as I go along | |||
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"Why? Cos Cos, what? Why what? What exactly? Exactly! I don't know, I'm making this shit up as I go along " Shhhhhh. Just sound like you know what you are talking about. They won't notice! | |||
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"I've got a strange question on my thread the challenge me One Something about Eddie and rocketman. I think they answering their own question can take a look and see if you can make sence of it ." Its been resolved! | |||
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"Why? Cos Cos, what? Why what? What exactly? Exactly! I don't know, I'm making this shit up as I go along Shhhhhh. Just sound like you know what you are talking about. They won't notice!" It ain't working, perhaps I should stop saying "you want it put where?" | |||
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"What did the person who invented chess want from his Ruler in return " Excuse me for butting in. A fuck-ton of rice. | |||
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"What did the person who invented chess want from his Ruler in return Excuse me for butting in. A fuck-ton of rice. " Did I miss this? I'd have said a cheque, mate | |||
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"Its 4.30 in the morning why the fuck Am I awake." Because you were on your phone when you should have been sleeping! | |||
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