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"I am your father... ... ..." Didn't realise you guys were Cumbrian...oops, need to run, my father/husband requires my services  | |||
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"Does this mean you are on the dark side? or, Does this mean you fucked your own mother? or, Does this mean Funky was spawned from you on some distant planet, planted here on Earth and doesn't realise he is alien?" Yes. I hope that has clarified things. | |||
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"Does this mean you are on the dark side? or, Does this mean you fucked your own mother? or, Does this mean Funky was spawned from you on some distant planet, planted here on Earth and doesn't realise he is alien? Yes. I hope that has clarified things. " It really has. Funky, beware! You need protecting. | |||
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"I am your father... ... ... Didn't realise you guys were Cumbrian...oops, need to run, my father/husband requires my services "Hi Six | |||
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"I am your father... ... ... Didn't realise you guys were Cumbrian...oops, need to run, my father/husband requires my services
Hi Six
"You know I had my extra digits removed, the scars a barely noticeable...the 3rd nipple on the other hand...  | |||
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" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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" It really has. Funky, beware! You need protecting." Ooh - come here Funky - I'll keep you nice and safe close to me....   | |||
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" It really has. Funky, beware! You need protecting. Ooh - come here Funky - I'll keep you nice and safe close to me.... "OMW! (That's internet talk for 'on my way' I just made it up there) | |||
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"I am your father... ... ... Didn't realise you guys were Cumbrian...oops, need to run, my father/husband requires my services
Hi Six
You know I had my extra digits removed, the scars a barely noticeable...the 3rd nipple on the other hand... "There's a nipple on your other hand? Is it very sensitive? | |||
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"You cannot deny it son, the signs were all there for you; The gorgeous arse The fact we both have two eyes We are both ambidextrous in our right hand Our fascination with 1800's porn (who knew about that?! Deny it!!) We both love blue... Do not deny me!!! " Hmmmmm when you lay it out like that the evidence is compelling | |||
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"Why does Funky have Danish Pastries on each side of his head ?" I don't know, why does Funky have Danish Pastries on either side of his head? | |||
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"Why does Funky have Danish Pastries on each side of his head ?" I don't know. Why does Funky have danish pastries on each side of his head? (this better be funny) | |||
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"Why does Funky have Danish Pastries on each side of his head ? I don't know. Why does Funky have danish pastries on each side of his head? (this better be funny)" I don't know. Why does Funky have danish pastries on each side of his head? (I'll put a fiver on the fact it's not...) | |||
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"It's not a joke...... I really need to know " You didn't start it with 'I say, I say, I say' so I suppose it must be a genuine query. | |||
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"It's not a joke...... I really need to know You didn't start it with 'I say, I say, I say' so I suppose it must be a genuine query." Indeed | |||
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"Why does Funky have Danish Pastries on each side of his head ? I don't know. Why does Funky have danish pastries on each side of his head? (this better be funny) I don't know. Why does Funky have danish pastries on each side of his head? (I'll put a fiver on the fact it's not...)" Can you afford the loss ? | |||
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"Why does Funky have Danish Pastries on each side of his head ?" So my hair doesn't Hang Solow? | |||
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"It’s long been suspected before the big bang, two previously unconnected time travellers accidentally met and created a paradox whereby they both inadvertently left traces of bum-fluff DNA at the location which was later to become the centre of our universe…. This resulted in a situation, which means both are now the source of each-others existence and the reason neither of them can pass a mirror without stroking their left eyebrow with a damp finger….!. Anyone here fit that bill apart from Funky and Viccie-boi...... huh,,,,I think not!!!! " As always Sox you have summed up the situation to a T(small v).
I would have no other as my trusted companion on my journey through the internets.  | |||
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"It’s long been suspected before the big bang, two previously unconnected time travellers accidentally met and created a paradox whereby they both inadvertently left traces of bum-fluff DNA at the location which was later to become the centre of our universe…. This resulted in a situation, which means both are now the source of each-others existence and the reason neither of them can pass a mirror without stroking their left eyebrow with a damp finger….!. Anyone here fit that bill apart from Funky and Viccie-boi...... huh,,,,I think not!!!!
As always Sox you have summed up the situation to a T(small v).
I would have no other as my trusted companion on my journey through the internets. "Beautifully and eruditely summed up my deviant friend, so you see not only am I Funkys father but he IS MY FATHER TOO! 
Tune in next week folks to see our intrepid time travellers and their deviant, sidekick, know collectively as The Unholy Trio, take on the might of the evil Vibratortrons in 'One Hole Too Many'...  | |||
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO leave the Funkster alone "We are sides to the same coin, hands on the same clock, slices of the same pizza... we are one and the same yet seperate and distinct... we are of the same time yet of different cause and effect... we are facets of the same diamond... we are threads that twist and cross in the time-space-wormhole-thready things... But he likes glitter and blue chicks and I don't. I hope that clarifies things for you all. | |||
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" But he likes glitter and blue chicks and I don't. I hope that clarifies things for you all. "He is also partial to 100's & 1000's as I discovered on our inadvertent adventure to a dessert island. It's taken 2 yrs for me to recover from that traumatic experience | |||
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" But he likes glitter and blue chicks and I don't. I hope that clarifies things for you all.
He is also partial to 100's & 1000's as I discovered on our inadvertent adventure to a dessert island.
It's taken 2 yrs for me to recover from that traumatic experience "It's okay for you, I sometimes wake up after he's been in my timeline to all kinds of weird stuff. Today I found my goatee beard was gone and that he had drawn a new handlebar moustache with a glitter pen instead! | |||
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"Just so you know, son. The Dark Side has a full health care plan with free dental care included, we have a Gold Membeship scheme in the Death Star health spar and you get to choose the colour of your light sabre. If you sign today you get a free cape and blaster. "*hires James Earl Jones to type post for effect* I'm in! | |||
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"Just so you know, son. The Dark Side has a full health care plan with free dental care included, we have a Gold Membeship scheme in the Death Star health spar and you get to choose the colour of your light sabre. If you sign today you get a free cape and blaster.
*hires James Earl Jones to type post for effect*
I'm in!"Great. I've taken the liberty of ordering a blue light sabre. I hope thats okay. | |||
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"Just so you know, son. The Dark Side has a full health care plan with free dental care included, we have a Gold Membeship scheme in the Death Star health spar and you get to choose the colour of your light sabre. If you sign today you get a free cape and blaster.
*hires James Earl Jones to type post for effect*
I'm in!
Great. I've taken the liberty of ordering a blue light sabre. I hope thats okay. "Yes blue is manly and for boys. None of this Samuel L Jackson pink nonsense. | |||
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"It's okay for you, I sometimes wake up after he's been in my timeline to all kinds of weird stuff. Today I found my goatee beard was gone and that he had drawn a new handlebar moustache with a glitter pen instead! "Phhhwwwwoooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Glitter handlebar moustache sounds so horny | |||
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"It's okay for you, I sometimes wake up after he's been in my timeline to all kinds of weird stuff. Today I found my goatee beard was gone and that he had drawn a new handlebar moustache with a glitter pen instead!
Phhhwwwwoooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Glitter handlebar moustache sounds so horny "
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"It's okay for you, I sometimes wake up after he's been in my timeline to all kinds of weird stuff. Today I found my goatee beard was gone and that he had drawn a new handlebar moustache with a glitter pen instead!
Phhhwwwwoooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Glitter handlebar moustache sounds so horny
I can feel a friends list edit coming on " | |||
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