FabSwingers.com forum: Descriptions that are common use, that don’t sound appealing to you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What common terms are used in everyday language that you do not think actually sound appealing?

For example:

“She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”

I imagine if that’s how powerful “she” could suck, it would be rather painful.

How about you?

Any more?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"to die for"

No meal, dress, interior design is worth dying for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""to die for"

No meal, dress, interior design is worth dying for"

Fair

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

“Simples” or “Fact” at the end of a statement.

This usually means the writer is a) pretty simple, and b) knows no facts but has a lot of opinions

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By *arrior PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hahaha, my ex always used to say 'fact' about things that were completely untrue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I don’t know if it’s said often but I do say

“I could literally murder/kill for … a pizza/a dick/those shoes”

I mean, yeah on deep thinking… I kinda don’t wanna go to jail

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

'Smash it' or 'Smashed it'.

Why would you want to say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh loads. "Unload"

and "release"

in the fab sense.

Elsewhere "reach out" annoys me. Nobody that isn't a member of the Four Tops is allowed to say Reach Out in a sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only live one’s

Totally untrue

What about people who die and they bring them back to life technically they were dead so aren’t they now liveing twise

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By *arrior PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

'Date night' annoys me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oh loads. "Unload"

and "release"

in the fab sense.

Elsewhere "reach out" annoys me. Nobody that isn't a member of the Four Tops is allowed to say Reach Out in a sentence."

I'm dashing off to my Motown collection. I love the Four Tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who refer to other fab members as 'the male or female'. We're mostly men and women, be we He/She or They.

Point being none of us has four legs, scales or feathers, at least not in our normal day to day clothes...

(Not met any furries through here, always willing to be surprised)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh loads. "Unload"

and "release"

in the fab sense.

Elsewhere "reach out" annoys me. Nobody that isn't a member of the Four Tops is allowed to say Reach Out in a sentence.

I'm dashing off to my Motown collection. I love the Four Tops

Reach Out might be my favourite song ever. I will never ever tire of hearing it and it almost never fails to raise my spirits.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

'They swallowed it whole'.

Sounds like a choking hazard.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hahaha, my ex always used to say 'fact' about things that were completely untrue "

Thanks rafa benitez for that... Fact

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I did a thing"!!!

Aaarrggghhhhhh!!!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I could eat a horse!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Pretty as a picture."

Bollocks. Some of the pictures I've seen in my lifetime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Date night' annoys me "

and me.....

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A short look at various verifications will give more than an ample selection of the literary descriptive genius to be found here…!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oh loads. "Unload"

and "release"

in the fab sense.

Elsewhere "reach out" annoys me. Nobody that isn't a member of the Four Tops is allowed to say Reach Out in a sentence."

Well if we are going "fab sense"...

All those cookery terms that get used..

Smashed, bashed, ruined, filled, stretched,... Things to do with ingredients but not necessarily to lady parts...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A short look at various verifications will give more than an ample selection of the literary descriptive genius to be found here…!!!"

^treat with the respect he deserves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym Fit

Only good for 20 reps. Pfft.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I could write a very long list.

"I don't bite unless you want me to" being near the top. Has anybody ever been so afraid that someone is going to bite them that they need reassurance?

"I'm starving" you're not, you're not even close to it, you just haven't eaten for four hours.

"I literally died". Well no, you didn't.

"Nobody wants to work nowadays" that'll be why all the shops and hospitals are shut and no public transport is running then

"We will do whatever it takes" when is that going to start then Rishi?

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I find the use of "Just saying" after what is usually an inflammatory remark irritating.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I call a spade a spade" you don't, you say something obnoxious and pass it off as plain speaking.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Hahaha, my ex always used to say 'fact' about things that were completely untrue

Thanks rafa benitez for that... Fact"

Check out his Uefa Cup interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will do whatever it takes" when is that going to start then Rishi?"

I like you x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm not racist but ..." then they say something racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Smash it' or 'Smashed it'.

Why would you want to say that!

Xx"

It’s the same as saying “nailed it” meaning you did the job so well it couldn’t have been done any better

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

When people use "Professional" to describe themselves.

What a load self proclaimed pretentious nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Date night' annoys me "

“Netflix and chill”

When no one remembers the film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“It is what it is” annoys me too.

I mean, what the fuck is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yolo.

Lol.

Just fucking stop it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“It is what it is” annoys me too.

I mean, what the fuck is it?

What it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite or even Very Unique.

Fuck all the way off ... its either unique or it isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A short look at various verifications will give more than an ample selection of the literary descriptive genius to be found here…!!!

^treat with the respect he deserves... "

This is hilarious when the veri shows no respect whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay men that say masculine types only

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