FabSwingers.com forum: Is it acceptable to use your phone while on the toilet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thoughts on this guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, I just need to wipe my arse.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hang on, I just need to wipe my arse."

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I just remembered I did whilst facetiming last night!!!

I hope he doesn't post about how disgusting it is /was haha.

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Define use? Calling someone or doing candy crush ?

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By *art123Man
over a year ago

Stoke

Most blokes do at urinals (myself not included)

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Absolutely, I always take my phone to the bathroom! No better way to override sound

as well as a great distraction tool

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by some of the pants round ankles cock shots whilst sat on the throne pics on this site

Evidently so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Define use? Calling someone or doing candy crush ? "

Either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just remembered I did whilst facetiming last night!!!

I hope he doesn't post about how disgusting it is /was haha.

Depends if it was a number one or number two lol

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I just remembered I did whilst facetiming last night!!!

I hope he doesn't post about how disgusting it is /was haha.

Depends if it was a number one or number two lol"

Haha can you imagine?!

I am sure there are people out there who have done this

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes!

The mute function serves perfectly at such times.

Let’s say an 8am call to the doctors, need poop, need doctor, need to wait 37 minutes on hold, can’t hold poo in comfortably that long surly......?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

It's known as going for a iPoo, I thought everyone did this?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Err......hope so

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"It's known as going for a iPoo, I thought everyone did this?"

I'm too poor for brand poos

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Not to make a phone call, no! But I’d say anything else is fair game, if you’re so inclined. But only seated - I haven’t got the guts to risk dropping it down the lav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me

They send the dogs in after an hour here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They send the dogs in after an hour here

Sniffing you out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

They send the dogs in after an hour here

Sniffing you out

They may regret that.....I'd give it 5

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Have never taken my phone to the toilet not sure what’s so important it can’t wait till your done ..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Have never taken my phone to the toilet not sure what’s so important it can’t wait till your done .."

Checking fab at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only in private. It's not a good idea in a public toilet, for many reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone dropped down shit box at 01/04/2022 14:05:25"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always on my phone in the toilet. Infact, I am right now...

It's the only 5 minutes peace I get to check my emails and messages.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

No, just no... Surely you can put your phone down for the 5 minutes you're in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, just no... Surely you can put your phone down for the 5 minutes you're in the bathroom."

For some of us, that's the only time we can pick it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How else are men gonna take pictures of their cock without their wife seeing?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"No, just no... Surely you can put your phone down for the 5 minutes you're in the bathroom.

For some of us, that's the only time we can pick it up.

Quite. Sneaky look at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How else are men gonna take pictures of their cock without their wife seeing? "

Cock pics with a toilet are so offputting... the minimum of effort.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"How else are men gonna take pictures of their cock without their wife seeing? "
or perhaps their boyfriend seeing

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By *ubusidaeusWoman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Yes, of course

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I hope so. I'm typing this while pooping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to go back to reading the back of shampoo bottles so I’m 100% for phones on the bog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

*toilet flushes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where else would us men take pictures of our cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where else would us men take pictures of our cocks?"

Next to a sky remote downstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thoughts on this guys?"

No ones in there with you, who cares?

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Haha I can't go without watching something most times

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Yes it's how most of the world moves

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"It's known as going for a iPoo, I thought everyone did this?"

I'm not posh; I have an Android phone.

I call it having a GooPoo or, in bad cases, "Andorrhoids".

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"No, just no... Surely you can put your phone down for the 5 minutes you're in the bathroom."

Sometimes, that's the worst time not to have a phone with you (a true story follows).

Mid-2000's I was working at a new company; the toilets were in the same building but on a different floor to the office. The toilets were soundproofed and vented outside. Nobody could hear nor smell you poop but...neither could they hear your screams either.

Anyway, in a somewhat emergency (after consuming a particularly vicious vindaloo the night before) I had to make an emergency pit-stop. Then...disaster struck. Mid-empty and mid-relief I realised the toilet-roll holder was empty. My only hope of salvation was my recently acquired clamshell Samsung "feature phone" and it's 0.5MP camera. That might sound laughable now but it was pretty good back then.

Anyway, I took a picture of what was in the bowl, a picture of the empty toilet-roll holder and sent them to my buddy (and saviour) in the office. Realising my predicament he arrived a few minutes later with some toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's either your phone or it's reading the back of shampoo bottles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd want to know how long you were spending on the toilet OP

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

There is a certain satisfaction in talking to cold callers while having a dump.

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Depends what you're using your phone for?

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"There is a certain satisfaction in talking to cold callers while having a dump."

Well, I don't care what anyone's opinion is of the practice, I'm saying it right now that as a country, we should adopt this practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always chatting to Max when I'm on the toilet...

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I use mine all the time to make neccesary phone calls, send texts, and emails when I'm on the throne, I call it multi tasking. You can also guarantee that when I'm expecting an urgent call back, the phone will ring as I'm answering the call of nature. I don't go as far as taking a biro to the bog with me though as the only paper to make notes on would be the tiolet roll, and a ball point pen would go through the tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops wrong hand

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

It's the best time to internet shop.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I use mine all the time to make neccesary phone calls, send texts, and emails when I'm on the throne, I call it multi tasking. You can also guarantee that when I'm expecting an urgent call back, the phone will ring as I'm answering the call of nature. I don't go as far as taking a biro to the bog with me though as the only paper to make notes on would be the tiolet roll, and a ball point pen would go through the tissue. "

He didn't know what to do with his life before mobile phones were invented ^

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Better than bringing my game boy into the toilet. How time has changed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God its been years since I even contemplated going to the toilet without my phone!

Even mid shag isn't on the no go list anymore, given the quality of the cameras on them these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat slowly pushing one out while on fab

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"It's either your phone or it's reading the back of shampoo bottles"

What is a "shampoo bottle"?

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Yes, if it's whilst working from home and on the clock.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I guess it depends what you're using it for... and if you're on facetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did when the door wouldn't open

Fire brigade weren't too happy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't stop using your phone while you piss and shit, then you have a serious addiction...

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

I do try not too but yesterday evening my boss rang whilst mid sitdown. I had to answer and I dare not move while he blabbed for over 2 hours! I'm normally relieved to sit down, this time I was relieved to stand up!

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I have used the toilet whilst on the phone, to put it that way round. Someone had rung me and I knew it wasn't going to be a quick conversation. At the same time I was bursting for the loo and it was the only way to avoid an accident.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Yep, when my leg goes numb, that's when I know it's time to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son constantly does this I just don't see the point myself but the phone could be the new newspaper my grandfather always took the newspaper with him

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Done some great business on the loo !

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