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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread of the day "

It is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if said finger has already been up another ladies bum first I would hope he would be a gentleman and wash first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?"

A friend of mine wants to know if just licking it clean would be acceptable?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?

A friend of mine wants to know if just licking it clean would be acceptable? "

Your friend would need to confirm if that's a before or after action - and if he likes pre chewed sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash? What is this sorcery of which you speak?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to gather thoughts from the nose pickers in life.

Personally as a gentleman I’d most definitely ensure scrupulously clean digits before entry into the the holy of holies but I’d be very discreet post playing with the suction cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gentleman remove his socks before getting into bed x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?

A friend of mine wants to know if just licking it clean would be acceptable? "

Gross

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a lady wash her bum before a gentleman pokes his finger up there?

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Would hand santizer use be appropriate?

Or does that lead to a stinging sensation?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A lady always cums first - is that the kind of thing you meant?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A gentleman would obviously urinate on his fingers first.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A gentleman would obviously urinate on his fingers first. "

Now that's style

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Does a lady wash her bum before a gentleman pokes his finger up there?"

And that there is the response of the day . My fingers ain’t going anywhere that isn’t so clean it sparkles

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Thread of the day

It is. "

I'm honoured. Just let me wash my hands before I collect my trophy

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?"

In both instances he sticks his finger in her mouth first!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Any more opinions on up bums? Or other gentlemanly sexual practices?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Any more opinions on up bums? Or other gentlemanly sexual practices? "

Oil up, surely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Both. Him reaching up to stroke my cheek after said finger has been exploring my rear gives me palpations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He licks his finger to lubricate before, then afterwards licks it clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?"

Depends if they have washed their bum or not? Hahaha! ???? only joking! Course I wash it afterwards, with the rest of myself too after playing

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By *Bacchus.Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Not sure in the etiquette there, but I've certainly had to give my dick a good scrub after pulling out of a bum or two

Sorry

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

A gentleman always makes sure you are comfortable while being pounded. Makes my heart flutter when im passed a pillow. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A true gentleman wipes his cock on the curtains and fucks off when you’re not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After finger fucking her ass with the one hand, start flicking the bean with the other and get her to suck the bum pounder.

Then when you go knuckles deep in her minge it's less likely cause a yeast infection.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Only before and never after. I like my mates to have a sniff later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He washes his hands 1st, then uses his tongue to prepare the area, sucks said finger before insertion, to help lube, then on withdrawal, if the finger looks clean, straight back in his mouth

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

If the gentleman simply puts a tongue in said lady's bumhole, does that kill all birds with one stone? No hand washing needed. Bum cleaned as you go.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Making sure he trims his fingernails first

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Use a hand sanitizer before and after

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Making sure he trims his fingernails first "

......finds scissors in drawer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite."

Oh, I'm no chemist, but I think I may notice the different aroma from chocolate than from shit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite."

I’m up for the blind taste test

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite.

I’m up for the blind taste test "

Your nose may prevent that happening. Don't be that guy

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Wash his hands before or after sticking his finger up a ladies bum? Asking for a friend

Can you think of any other gentlemanly actions to do with the sexy sex?"

Surly a gentleman would wear gloves?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

A gentleman offers the tissues, then discreetly goes downstairs to make a cuppa for both, swiftly returning to the dry side of the bed before the lady has returned from emptying herself in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite.

I’m up for the blind taste test

Your nose may prevent that happening. Don't be that guy "

Covid ruined my sense of smell

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite.

I’m up for the blind taste test

Your nose may prevent that happening. Don't be that guy

Covid ruined my sense of smell "

Oh....you're fucked then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always use chocolate spread as lube, he won't know the difference between that and shite.

I’m up for the blind taste test

Your nose may prevent that happening. Don't be that guy

Covid ruined my sense of smell

Oh....you're fucked then. "

Seriously though. Anything shit related and I’m out.

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