FabSwingers.com forum: I’m going to bed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an equal opportunities hater. I’ll hate those in bed, and those not.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm going too. Tom Bradby has finished up, and off to my pit, alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeesh just leave the site already!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate

That's because dogs are intrinsically better than people. Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is cwtched up next to me too. He is also cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate

That's because dogs are intrinsically better than people. Fact!"

Agreed

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

You clearly hate all night owls. Blatant discrimination. Rude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate

That's because animals are intrinsically better than people. Fact!"

Fixed it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

Blocked

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate

That's because animals are intrinsically better than people. Fact!

Fixed it."

Touchè

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I actually block people who like early nights so I can’t even read the OP…. It’s just a blank post

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!"

Alcohol. Glasses of the fucking stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!"

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)"

Love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x"

Watch the Horizon programme that was on BBC2 tonight. All about sleep. Very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate those heckers who are sleeping when I am awake at 2am needing a wee and trying to sleepily negotiate my way around the dog like a weird Krypton factor puzzle

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x"

Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)"

Are you in a cream puff tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x

Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow

Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)

Are you in a cream puff tonight?

Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)

Are you in a cream puff tonight?

Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!

Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x

Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow

Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore

He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)

Are you in a cream puff tonight?

Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!

Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x"

(Skips round the room)

I know. Wee ray of sunshine me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x

Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow

Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore

He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow."

Waaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!

Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x

Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow

Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore

He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow."

Haha. I used to toss and turn deliberately to get him to move then he'd stop, for a while. In the morning he'd have the cheek to say he didn't sleep well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why go to bed when you can spend hours on your phone only to regret when you have to wake up early in the morning? Live a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nite nite

Sleep tight

Hope you wake up

Needing a shite

(....cause I hate you...)

Are you in a cream puff tonight?

Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!

Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x

(Skips round the room)

I know. Wee ray of sunshine me

Yip a dee doo dah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.

Night night sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite, if they do bite them back then they won’t annoy you another night

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