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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Soooooo it’s been 2 weeks since I last did one of these. You all know how it goes.

Newbie’s and lurkers welcome to join in too.

Here’s how it goes if you don’t know

You know my mate has a bit of a crush on you. And you. And you.

For all us who have nothing better to do on this Thursday night.

Let's send some smutty smut smut to each other anonymously

Op is in because I’m needy AF too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another needy one here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Braces oneself........in.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hi, Mrs NC here as Mr is working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might play in a bit once my guts settle and i can see

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly people."

Harsh.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In for the smutty smut

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

And we have our first one of the night. This sexy woman has a message for NotThatMonkey

I’d love to monkey around with him

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Super Jack this hottie wants you to know

I’d love to experience just how super you are

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for

Rex Holes,

It must mean something to you. #idunnobro

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This hottie would like me to ask

Jonny Rotten just how rotten do you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Super Jack this hottie wants you to know

I’d love to experience just how super you are"

I think “super duper” covers it! Runs to check inbox........

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Message for

Rex Holes,

It must mean something to you. #idunnobro"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for The Donis those thighs would fit perfectly between mine.

Can’t say I wouldn’t agree

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

See what happens, I'm in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ooooh I’m in. I could do with some giggles tonight.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This lovely lady asked the question

Trying it out can I try you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were in

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By *untimes..Man
over a year ago

Romford

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bum you all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiosity killed the errr… um in

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This charming gentleman has a message for _bootyfulday please.......

I see you like a man in a suit, so I’m putting mine on now, go get those heels and we’ll get blethering

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I bum you all? "

wheres the mystery! Woo them!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"This lovely lady asked the question

Trying it out can I try you out?

"

Intriguing……

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Cherry Bomb80 I have a cherry that needs bombing at least 80 times

Sounds like a challenge to me

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I need a tickle after the week I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Could you tell Davie65 I'd give him a tickle if he lifted up that towel

Lift the towel my man, you won’t regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"This charming gentleman has a message for _bootyfulday please.......

I see you like a man in a suit, so I’m putting mine on now, go get those heels and we’ll get blethering"

oooo that sounds rather perfect If you wanna send a pic of your suit I'd be smitten

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

He’s in and has a message from a stunner

Message for Wonko, wanna share Jaffa cakes?

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Ooooh I’m in. I could do with some giggles tonight. "

It’s not about giggles young lady. It’s about smut

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If anyone's mate were to fancy me they should grow some and message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bum you all?

wheres the mystery! Woo them! "

I’ve got chocolate.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Ooooh I’m in. I could do with some giggles tonight.

It’s not about giggles young lady. It’s about smut "

Smut. I meant smut Mr Sprout

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Could you tell Davie65 I'd give him a tickle if he lifted up that towel

Lift the towel my man, you won’t regret it "

only if you help lifting it up.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For the gentleman that is mr Soze from a beautiful lady

Can you tell Keyser Soze that I'll be selfish and take the bumming *and* the chocolate

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Go for it

C

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Ok a rush of messages just in my box

Can you let Inevitable know that I hope he's feeling better and sending virtual cuddles and snuggles to him

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Can you let Agent Coulson know that I would love someone to cook for me so if he can be here with his cheeky apron to cook something yummy I'll bring the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“……wooo ooooo I heard it through the grapevine”

Don’t mind my terrible singing.

Someone from this dashing duo would like to inform Agent Coulson that his bum looks good enough to bite.

Go on Agent man, give em a nibble!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Can you also also let Keyser know that he is not going to bum me but a cheeky smooch and cuddle would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the gentleman that is mr Soze from a beautiful lady

Can you tell Keyser Soze that I'll be selfish and take the bumming *and* the chocolate

"

Yer mate best come and get in on the chocolate before I eat it all.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Also as a thank you a message to the charming OP that he has a cheeky smile and shoulders can I kiss them please?

Thank you and yes. Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you also also let Keyser know that he is not going to bum me but a cheeky smooch and cuddle would be lovely "

With or without chocolate, your other mate will have to let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Can I be in? Xx"

Everyone is welcome. Remember this only works if you get involved and send a message and not wait for a message

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo OP are you playing postie?!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’d like to join in please

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"

Ooo OP are you playing postie?! "

I’m am young lady

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on... or I'll play postie as I know how these usually go for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Happy to play assistant postie and/or postie to OP

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok a rush of messages just in my box

Can you let Inevitable know that I hope he's feeling better and sending virtual cuddles and snuggles to him"
appreciate it u might not like it tho im vibrating more than a massage chair

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play for half hour. Filters off x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For the ever popular Mr Soze

Tell Keyzer. I can’t wait to experience that ruler cock for real. Hopefully very very soon.

Get that calendar cleared Mr Soze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, don’t tempt me with no filters lol

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We'll play for a bit in between the wrestling

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for Nora from a lovely man

If she’s playing for half an hour, can I be first?

Can I be second?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the ever popular Mr Soze

Tell Keyzer. I can’t wait to experience that ruler cock for real. Hopefully very very soon.

Get that calendar cleared Mr Soze "

Oh bugger. I better get the sharpie out to redraw the markings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a little while

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"We'll play for a bit in between the wrestling

P"

Wrestling? What wrestling? Are you looking for a pile driver?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message for Nora from a lovely man

If she’s playing for half an hour, can I be first?

Can I be second? "

Haha. Take a ticket and get in line

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to send messages for the OP if anyone has any for him x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This absolute hotty says.....

Glowupdoll I'd love to see what makes you properly glow ....

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Popping in

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for cheeky from a lovely man

Tell cheeky i want to stroke her gerbil but it might bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Happy to send messages for the OP if anyone has any for him x"

Sit back and light up a cigar

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Happy to send messages for the OP if anyone has any for him x

Sit back and light up a cigar "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A gentleman with impeccable taste says:

Hey could you tell Nora the explorer you wear heels and hold ups soooo well and I'd love to kiss your legs from your ankles to your

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A gentleman with impeccable taste says:

Hey could you tell Nora the explorer you wear heels and hold ups soooo well and I'd love to kiss your legs from your ankles to your "

To my knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In…. But doubtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for cheeky from a lovely man

Tell cheeky i want to stroke her gerbil but it might bite

"

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

A message for AJ2388 from an absolute stunner

Please can you tell AJ2388 that it’s been 100 years and his baguette will be stale if he doesn’t hurry up!

Dude get your arse into gear! This lady is not to be missed

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"We'll play for a bit in between the wrestling

P

Wrestling? What wrestling? Are you looking for a pile driver? "

I did get one earlier but I'm always greedy ;P

P

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"A gentleman with impeccable taste says:

Hey could you tell Nora the explorer you wear heels and hold ups soooo well and I'd love to kiss your legs from your ankles to your

To my knees?"

I can ask him but I think he was thinking something a bit less knobbly and a lot more tender

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"We'll play for a bit in between the wrestling

P

Wrestling? What wrestling? Are you looking for a pile driver?

I did get one earlier but I'm always greedy ;P

P"

At my age I’m more of a sleeper hold now

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 31/03/22 21:03:37]

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Tell that madame lunar norks a face smushing altho dangerous with her E.L.E boobies would perk me right up

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For the OP

This lovely lady says

Can she lick and suck your....creme eggs x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another for the OP.

This hottie says:

MR.R.Sprout ...it's about time you shared some of your chocolate offerings with me ...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"A gentleman with impeccable taste says:

Hey could you tell Nora the explorer you wear heels and hold ups soooo well and I'd love to kiss your legs from your ankles to your

To my knees?"

We have an answer to remove all doubt

My friend says ‘Can you tell Nora I was thinking about her sweet honeypot between her thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cherry Bomb80 I have a cherry that needs bombing at least 80 times

Sounds like a challenge to me"

Challenge accepted ... ... inbox me

I have just the bomb for it

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

You lucky man you

Tryingitout19 Your pics make me tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This absolute hotty says.....

Glowupdoll I'd love to see what makes you properly glow ...."

It’s the on/off switch

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Tell that madame lunar norks a face smushing altho dangerous with her E.L.E boobies would perk me right up "

Please can you tell that person they are behind me in the queue!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For the 2 asking about my chocolates. They are always available but are going quickly.

It’s first come first pick right now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for Russle Sprout from a hottie

Can you ask Russel sprout if he was known as Russel pea before he grew up please

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Message for Russle Sprout from a hottie

Can you ask Russel sprout if he was known as Russel pea before he grew up please "

It’s debatable if I ever grew up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Can you also also let Keyser know that he is not going to bum me but a cheeky smooch and cuddle would be lovely

With or without chocolate, your other mate will have to let me know. "

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For the wonderful Mellrose from a true gentleman

Hi, could you tell MellRose that she is one sexy hot lady

I agree with him

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

My friend says

Mell something certainly Rose

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

In and happy to post x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for Cook my Sock..from a lovely lady

You are delicious & look good enough to eat..

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Popular tonight my man

Message for cook my sock. Where have you been all my life? I’ve not seen you before but I’d like to get to know you.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Message for Russle Sprout from a hottie

Can you ask Russel sprout if he was known as Russel pea before he grew up please

It’s debatable if I ever grew up "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the wonderful Mellrose from a true gentleman

Hi, could you tell MellRose that she is one sexy hot lady

I agree with him "

I think I know who this is from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend says

Mell something certainly Rose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"You lucky man you

Tryingitout19 Your pics make me tingle

"

Glad I can be of service

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, you sexy offenders x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

One for the delicious wildblonde. From a wonderful fella

Slightly obsessed with the lingerie......she’s presumably near the White Horse so all she needs now is the guy with the riding crop....

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for Tryingitout from a stunning friend

If I was nearer I’d love to see how strong your thighs grip

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another for the OP

This delightful lady says

Your lips look very kissable, may she sample them with hers? x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For the gorgeous Sparkle1974

I'd love to help you exorcise the angel out of you anytime

Do it do it do it!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"For the gorgeous Sparkle1974

I'd love to help you exorcise the angel out of you anytime

Do it do it do it!"

That could take forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the gorgeous Sparkle1974

I'd love to help you exorcise the angel out of you anytime

Do it do it do it!

That could take forever "

Well that sounds like a lot of fun

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Message for the owner of that gorgeous bum - Dangermouse, faf?

Not my words honestly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some absolute snacks in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Cook my Sock..from a lovely lady

You are delicious & look good enough to eat..

"

So you’re saying I look tasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in . Better than TV

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Message for Cook my Sock..from a lovely lady

You are delicious & look good enough to eat..

So you’re saying I look tasty? "

Hell, there is nothing wrong with looking tasty

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"One for the delicious wildblonde. From a wonderful fella

Slightly obsessed with the lingerie......she’s presumably near the White Horse so all she needs now is the guy with the riding crop...."

Just the guy would be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popular tonight my man

Message for cook my sock. Where have you been all my life? I’ve not seen you before but I’d like to get to know you. "

Oh yeah?

Why Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Cook my Sock..from a lovely lady

You are delicious & look good enough to eat..

So you’re saying I look tasty?

Hell, there is nothing wrong with looking tasty "

Haha indeed

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Msg for Tryingitout from a stunning friend

If I was nearer I’d love to see how strong your thighs grip"

They can grip hard when I want to

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over a year ago


"Popular tonight my man

Message for cook my sock. Where have you been all my life? I’ve not seen you before but I’d like to get to know you.

Oh yeah?

Why Thankyou "

Must be that belt pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the owner of that gorgeous bum - Dangermouse, faf?

Not my words honestly! "

Don’t be shy, Rus….

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A lovely lady said this

Message for tryingitout

Your daily pics on my hotlist brighten my day x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"A lovely lady said this

Message for tryingitout

Your daily pics on my hotlist brighten my day x"

Glad to hear it

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popular tonight my man

Message for cook my sock. Where have you been all my life? I’ve not seen you before but I’d like to get to know you.

Oh yeah?

Why Thankyou

Must be that belt pic "

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bit late but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popular tonight my man

Message for cook my sock. Where have you been all my life? I’ve not seen you before but I’d like to get to know you.

Oh yeah?

Why Thankyou

Must be that belt pic

"

Oh yeah I like the belt pic ( it’s not my message tho) xx

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Let's play 4 a bit x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you"

Offt ... are we allowed multiple layers in that sandwich?!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you

Offt ... are we allowed multiple layers in that sandwich?! "

I hope so! I’ll definitely dress as a pickle for the occasion.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you

Offt ... are we allowed multiple layers in that sandwich?!

I hope so! I’ll definitely dress as a pickle for the occasion. "

Oh I’m more than happy to have a multi layered sandwich! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can stack the layers high haha

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you

Offt ... are we allowed multiple layers in that sandwich?!

I hope so! I’ll definitely dress as a pickle for the occasion. "

Someone has to be the spread then, right?!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another for Cook my sock

This lovely lady says:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s in and has a message from a stunner

Message for Wonko, wanna share Jaffa cakes?"

You can have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Hovis and cook my sock. Gents my sexy friend would love to sandwich herself between you"
someone fancies a fishfinger sandwich

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For Hovis

Another lovely lady says:

Can she butter you up and lick you slowly?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Hovis

Another lovely lady says:

Can she butter you up and lick you slowly?? x"
spread away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Cook my sock

This lovely lady says:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours x"

Oh go on then. Fair’s fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell that madame lunar norks a face smushing altho dangerous with her E.L.E boobies would perk me right up

Please can you tell that person they are behind me in the queue! "
fine by me il just perv your arse

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Can we play"

Everyone is welcome.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

hope it’s not too late to play please

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hahaha take no for an answer ? Iv not even messaged her . I got blocked because I'm a trans man trapped in a mans body an she's judging me without even knowing me ... Lol . jk .

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hahaha take no for an answer ? Iv not even messaged her . I got blocked because I'm a trans man trapped in a mans body an she's judging me without even knowing me ... Lol . jk . "

Whatever the reason, she has blocked you..get over it.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hahaha take no for an answer ? Iv not even messaged her . I got blocked because I'm a trans man trapped in a mans body an she's judging me without even knowing me ... Lol . jk .

Whatever the reason, she has blocked you..get over it."

Jeeez some people can't take a joke can they .

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

4 spaces or so left on the thread. Might as well de rail it now.

Good my mate everyone it was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how this thread has turned into "my mate doesn't fancy you"

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"hope it’s not too late to play please "

Its never to be late to be in ... unless your name is Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love how this thread has turned into "my mate doesn't fancy you" "

No one fancies me it seems anyway lol

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

I disagree ^

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Can you let Agent Coulson know that I would love someone to cook for me so if he can be here with his cheeky apron to cook something yummy I'll bring the wine "
just name the place, I will whip something tasty up for you

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"“……wooo ooooo I heard it through the grapevine”

Don’t mind my terrible singing.

Someone from this dashing duo would like to inform Agent Coulson that his bum looks good enough to bite.

Go on Agent man, give em a nibble! "
so cheeky, as long as you kiss it better after

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Am I going mad? I thought this thread got past 175 posts last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I going mad? I thought this thread got past 175 posts last night? "

April fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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