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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Laid up and restless, so time for some middle button talk

Finish this sentence using only predictive text of the middle button

Right now I’d love to be (insert predictive text)

Mine is …. Right now I’d love to be able to get a hold on you for my next day so I can see if I could get it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be a good time to get to the shower and bed and breakfast within the next day or two.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Right now I’d love to be a superb social media guy in a way that makes it possible for us both to use the time

Wtf that's nuts

And yes I am just as bored as you are xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d love to be sure I don't think I can do it again

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Right now I'd love to be a part of the hotwife team

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Right now I'd love to be a sad day for the message but I have a day off and spending it at home with my wife..

I have a wife???

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Right now I'd love to be a talking guy for a few days and a trip with the pain is going well so long now and I hope that it is OK x

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Right now I'd love to be a unpaid person for a while this time and I'm in no need of an excuse

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Right now I'd love to be a good girl

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a good time to get to the shower and bed and breakfast within the next day or two."

Well hopefully you’ll get that in the next day or two, sounds a good night coming morning

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be a superb social media guy in a way that makes it possible for us both to use the time

Wtf that's nuts

And yes I am just as bored as you are xxx"

Alternative personality coming to light

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Right now I'd love to be able and help to make the most likely a little moment for the day to day

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be sure I don't think I can do it again "

Your not sure, so maybe one more try

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Right now I’d love to be safe with your body shape or treat yourself and yourself in a good way

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a part of the hotwife team "

Oh la la lady

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a sad day for the message but I have a day off and spending it at home with my wife..

I have a wife??? "

Has a man got hold of your phone

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a talking guy for a few days and a trip with the pain is going well so long now and I hope that it is OK x"

I’m really not sure what to make of that

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By *exycoupleofsexersCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Right now I'd love the opportunity for a meet up with you guys

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a unpaid person for a while this time and I'm in no need of an excuse "

Unpaid but relaxing, could be a very enjoyable experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I'd love to be a good time to get to the shower and bed and breakfast within the next day or two.

Well hopefully you’ll get that in the next day or two, sounds a good night coming morning "

I wish I would. Not going to happen anytime soon but here's hoping

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a good girl "

really? We all need that naughty streak, long may it continue

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

"

Say what

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Say what "

I know. It’s freaked me out that has!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Right now I'd love to be a good day please find the attached file

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

"

Nora....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Right now I'd like to be able and open day in a row to the end up in a rut.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Right now I'd love to be something that is the wild one of the storm's you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be able to coorie the whole gushy thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d love to be able to come over for Christmas weekend

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Right now I’d love to be able to come over for Christmas weekend "

Your a little early for Xmas how about Easter instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I’d love to be able to come over for Christmas weekend

Your a little early for Xmas how about Easter instead "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d love to be sure I understand it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Nora.... "

. I don’t like this game anymore. Well I know her dad is in this world so it could have been worse!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be able and help to make the most likely a little moment for the day to day "

I’ll add a few words… help to make the most likely man have a little hot moment for the day to day tingle & smile

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Right now I'd love to be perfect for the next one

MJ x

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your body shape or treat yourself and yourself in a good way"

Ooft

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love the opportunity for a meet up with you guys "

You missed the ‘to be’ after love, can change the whole sentence

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Nora....

. I don’t like this game anymore. Well I know her dad is in this world so it could have been worse! "

Now looking at it from your small persons dad that makes sense. I assumed it was one of your mates dad

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a good day please find the attached file "

Is it safe to open the file

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Nora....

. I don’t like this game anymore. Well I know her dad is in this world so it could have been worse!

Now looking at it from your small persons dad that makes sense. I assumed it was one of your mates dad "

Well I was thinking of Spurs’ dad! Hahaha

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd like to be able and open day in a row to the end up in a rut. "

Become a stag and a rut is a good thing

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Right now I'd love to be a good day please find the attached file

Is it safe to open the file "

I'm assuming it's my timesheet, so yes ??

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be something that is the wild one of the storm's you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient. "

This made me laugh. You are going to be wild just not with them and if they weren’t sure you said it twice

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Right now I'd love to be a egotistical megalomaniac and I have to say hello.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be able to coorie the whole gushy thing. "

Are you Scottish, are you snuggling in ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be able to come over for Christmas weekend "

That’s forward thinking, but so many weekends before then for plans to be made

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be sure I understand it "

Just wing it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be perfect for the next one

MJ x"

You never know when that spark could ignite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’m going on my phone with a guy and I’m going back home now to take a look and then I’ll get back to me thanks bye love it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Nora....

. I don’t like this game anymore. Well I know her dad is in this world so it could have been worse!

Now looking at it from your small persons dad that makes sense. I assumed it was one of your mates dad

Well I was thinking of Spurs’ dad! Hahaha "

He’s ex army but I wouldn’t subject you to him

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a egotistical megalomaniac and I have to say hello."

Putin is that you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be a good time to get the latest flash player

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be funny "

Don’t hit your elbow, they lie when they call it the funny bone

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’m going on my phone with a guy and I’m going back home now to take a look and then I’ll get back to me thanks bye love it "

You missed ‘I’d love to be’ could change the whole sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I'd love to be able to coorie the whole gushy thing.

Are you Scottish, are you snuggling in ? "

Aye. Love a cheeky wee coorie

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a good time to get the latest flash player "

I wonder what the player will flash

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Right now I'd like to be able and open day in a row to the end up in a rut.

Become a stag and a rut is a good thing "

Ooh....Good thought x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I'd love to be a good time to get the latest flash player

I wonder what the player will flash "

Haha god knows! My middle button gives the weirdest suggestions

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be able to coorie the whole gushy thing.

Are you Scottish, are you snuggling in ?

Aye. Love a cheeky wee coorie "

You might need your goggles or mac, by the sounds of it, for that coorie

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd like to be able and open day in a row to the end up in a rut.

Become a stag and a rut is a good thing

Ooh....Good thought x"

Got to look for the hidden positives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be in the same place for the next year or in your box

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Right now I'd love to be a little bit more like the last one I have seen it before.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be in the same place for the next year or in your box "

You can jump in my box anytime Mr M

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a little bit more like the last one I have seen it before."

….. now just need to remember where you saw it

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Right now I’d love to be safe with your dad in a better world.

Nora....

. I don’t like this game anymore. Well I know her dad is in this world so it could have been worse!

Now looking at it from your small persons dad that makes sense. I assumed it was one of your mates dad

Well I was thinking of Spurs’ dad! Hahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be a nice girl.

Love these games

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Right now I'd love to be a good idea to have a great time with you.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a nice girl.

Love these games "

But naughty can be so much more fun

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be a good idea to have a great time with you."

Go tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d love to be able to get a hold on my face to see what you want.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Right now I’d love to be bumming bums

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By *easingtartWoman
over a year ago

bristol

Right now I’d love to have a good Christmas and a good day and I’ll be fine with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I am going on to the right side of the park where you park on your front porch with the park right away and you can park on the top of the park.

Looks like a text from Jimmy Saville’s phone.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

What middle button?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be able to get a hold on my face to see what you want."

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be bumming bums "

Your predictive text really Rex

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to have a good Christmas and a good day and I’ll be fine with that. "

So much time between now and then, have some good days before then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Right now I’d love to be bumming bums

Your predictive text really Rex "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I am going on to the right side of the park where you park on your front porch with the park right away and you can park on the top of the park.

Looks like a text from Jimmy Saville’s phone. "

You forgot the ‘I’d love to be’ can change the whole sentence

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"What middle button?"

If you are on your phone, it’s the middle button above the keyboard, predicts what words you might want to type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’d love to be part of your team but we can still get together for a bit of Blood

OMG. Someone call the police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I'd love to be a nice girl.

Love these games

But naughty can be so much more fun "

Lol.. I know but been a while

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be part of your team but we can still get together for a bit of Blood

OMG. Someone call the police! "

Now I like a vampire movie, but can we have red wine instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Right now I’d love to be safe in your room! Oh yea please don’t give it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd like to be a popular man

Lol..a bit different from my last one..

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I’d love to be safe in your room! Oh yea please don’t give it up "

Can you give it a week, I’m in quarantine

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd like to be a popular man

Lol..a bit different from my last one.."

Haha I think you’d have more fun with the other one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mine is a connection to the airport.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Mine is a connection to the airport."

You missed ‘right now I’d love to be’

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Right  now I’d love to be back in touch with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd love to be able to do the same again as I have to say this is the first time I have been thinking about it for almost a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I'd like to be a popular man

Lol..a bit different from my last one..

Haha I think you’d have more fun with the other one "

Open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'd like to be fair to the people I have a few more to do.

PW

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"What middle button?

If you are on your phone, it’s the middle button above the keyboard, predicts what words you might want to type. "

Thanks, but I'm using a laptop keyboard, not a phone, so the middlest button on that is probably the letter'J'!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right  now I’d love to be back in touch with you "

Always here, see you soon

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd love to be able to do the same again as I have to say this is the first time I have been thinking about it for almost a month "

Sounds like you are more than ready for round 2 of whatever you are thinking about

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right now I'd like to be fair to the people I have a few more to do.

PW "

Spread the lurve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now id love to be there at the moment xx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Right now I'd love to be a good day please find the attached file.

Ruby

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

I can't come to work today because I am top of the league on championship manager.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
35 weeks ago

La La Land

Right now I'd love to be a part Rotating

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Right now I’d love to be in a position where I’m able to get my own way.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton


"Right now I’d love to be in a position where I’m able to get my own way.

"

Way hay

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

Right now I'd love to be a bit more of an arse ...... I'm not sure that's possible

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

Right now I’d love to be there with you guys to join in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Right now I’d love to be in your arms and not be on your knees

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