FabSwingers.com forum: Who Actually Likes Dick Pics?

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I mean, I'm naked anyway, I might as well do something productive

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer seeing a strapon pic but no one sends me those

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the penis lovers, all the penis lovers.. now put ya hands up.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x"

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Neither of us, yet we still get lots

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dick Pie private eye.

There’s a film franchise there.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM"

Warm apple pie.... now you're talking

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Neither of us, yet we still get lots

Have you tried putting that you don't like them on your profile? Everyone knows men thoroughly read profiles before sending any messages

LvM

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM"

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

If I fancy him then yes of course, random sending then no thanks

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Dick Pie private eye.

There’s a film franchise there.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Dick Pie private eye.

There’s a film franchise there.

I'd watch it but only if they got Dick Van Dyke involved too.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I do

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"If I fancy him then yes of course, random sending then no thanks"

*Deletes message draft*

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

LvM

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dick Pie private eye.

There’s a film franchise there.

Is Dick Pie Tweety Pie's dad ?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t actually know until I’ve seen them.

Some look great, some look like industrial accidents.

Much the same as fanny pics really.

I’d like to see yours OP

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is Fanny Pics Dick Pie's girlfriend?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Dick Pie private eye.

There’s a film franchise there.

Is Dick Pie Tweety Pie's dad ?"

That comes out in the spin off series on Netflix.

The life of pie.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is Fanny Pics Dick Pie's girlfriend?"

The classic femme fatale.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"If I fancy him then yes of course, random sending then no thanks

*Deletes message draft*

LvM"

Oi get your kit off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the penis lovers, all the penis lovers.. now put ya hands up."

Was reading this to the tune of Kylies all the lovers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nope unless it's a full body shot.multiple Close ups of a penis no thanks.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I don’t actually know until I’ve seen them.

Some look great, some look like industrial accidents.

Much the same as fanny pics really.

I’d like to see yours OP

Sorry, mine's been through a wood chipper

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i prefer seeing a strapon pic but no one sends me those

The problem with strap on pics is that this site rejection as being to rude for this site.

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By *aysubMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath

Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t actually know until I’ve seen them.

Some look great, some look like industrial accidents.

Much the same as fanny pics really.

I’d like to see yours OP

Sorry, mine's been through a wood chipper

LvM"

Still I’m sure it’s done the roses a wonder.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics."

What makes them stand out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics.

What makes them stand out ?"

Arousal usually.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics.

What makes them stand out ?"

Viagra and 3D photography

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics.

What makes them stand out ?"

All the blood rushing to them

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah some pics cab be really nice, others are just boring, same old, pics.

What makes them stand out ?"

Instead of up and to the right it could be down and to the left ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has anyone thought of making a dick pic pop up book ?

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By *jpbimMan
over a year ago

sutton.st.Helens

Oh yes...compared to my cock...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

LvM"

Ohhhh yes. I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

LvM

Ohhhh yes. I'm there! "

Knew you'd crumble.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

LvM

Ohhhh yes. I'm there!

Knew you'd crumble. "

Nobody mentioned crumble... You trying to turn my head?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

LvM

Ohhhh yes. I'm there!

Knew you'd crumble. "

Apple crumble...yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im often mesmerised by my shiny helmet when it swings like a pendulum especially

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Random dick pics make me so wet you could irrigate the Mojave desert using my vagina.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Not all cock pics are equal is the issue

some lion good some look tragic

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Random dick pics make me so wet you could irrigate the Mojave desert using my vagina."

Inbox explosion/ national flood warning incoming...

LvM

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"i prefer seeing a strapon pic but no one sends me those

The problem with strap on pics is that this site rejection as being to rude for this site. "

What!!! Really??? Pmsl

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"some lion good some look tragic "

A rampant lion ?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Love one if it’s displayed beautifully

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Love one if it’s displayed beautifully

Surrounded by pretty flowers?

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"If I fancy him then yes of course, random sending then no thanks"

This!! Y likes to see what she's potentially working with. But otherwise Dick pic's = wait for it... Dick's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it belongs to someone I’m really into, someone who gives me butterflies then yes please.

From a randomer, no thanks.

Action shots from randomers that I find unattractive actually turn my stomach more than anything else.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Part of an artistic full body shot? Yes, show me the willy!

Disembodied appendage hovering above a dirty toilet or unmade bed? Nah, I'm good thanks

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Love one if it’s displayed beautifully

Surrounded by pretty flowers?

Or surrounded by empty cans and saggy pants

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Love one if it’s displayed beautifully

Surrounded by pretty flowers?

Or surrounded by empty cans and saggy pants

That's the easier option lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I'm naked anyway, I might as well do something productive

LvM"
I like them, I love them. Makes my mouth water and my heart flutter

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Has anyone thought of making a dick pic pop up book ?"

I'd buy it

Maybe make a "That's not my ... book". That's not my penis - the hair is too long. That's not my penis - the smegma is too yellow. That's my penis - the helmet is soo shiny!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Prefer to see them in person..I get more of a feel for it that way

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"Neither of us, yet we still get lots

Just send the same ones back, recycling and all that.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm more a vag pic lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all in the presentation

If it’s someone I like and have been chatting to, then yes please, particularly if it’s a black and white shot

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It’s all in the presentation

If it’s someone I like and have been chatting to, then yes please, particularly if it’s a black and white shot

I think we need to chat

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x

Like a warm apple pie?

LvM

I prefer cherry. Or rhubarb

Bit of custard too?

I though 'cream pies' were the dessert of choice on here.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

They OK have their place x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping so as I’ve spent a lot of time getting the perfect angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsolicited no, but I do quite looking at them when I’m in the mood

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Love 'em.

Dongs are fucking great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love 'em.

Dongs are fucking great.

Specially yours

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Love 'em.

Dongs are fucking great.

Specially yours

Yours is nicer

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Love 'em.

Dongs are fucking great.

I’d give yours a fiddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluff on my screen meant I thought this thread was called "who likes dick pies?"

Like the old popcorn trick but with a pie?

I could be tempted. If it was good pie.

Mrs TMN x"

I thought it was

pics. I like a

pic or two.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"some lion good some look tragic

A rampant lion ?"

I meant look

. Though some have hair like a mane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love 'em.

Dongs are fucking great.

Specially yours

Yours is nicer

Ssshh, don’t tell them

, they will all want it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Attractive penii, maybe. Preferably attached to the attractive owner though. I'm a fussy penis purveyor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is nice to see the "goods" beforehand as sometimes a "surprise " is disappointing...but then again a picture doesn't show how well it is going to be used..

I don't like dick pics just sent randomly, I like to ask or hint,or they ask me me if I would like to see it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Some can be very attractive, all depends on the framing. Even better if moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics have their place when you're already interested in someone and/or fucking them regularly.

But before that point without asking for one, being sent them doesn't make my pussy twitch at all.

If it's in a profile I might have a quick look but equally if it's not it wouldn't have any bearing on my interest in them.

I met playmates without seeing a dick pic first.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Some can be very attractive, all depends on the framing. Even better if moving

Haha, yes. This!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Mr and Mrs Pics probably shouldn't have called their child Richard. The amount of abuse he gets on this site is awful.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mr and Mrs Pics probably shouldn't have called their child Richard. The amount of abuse he gets on this site is awful."

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've never understood all the hate for pics of Richard. It's a shame, I'm sure he is a really good guy.

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By *hezingtonMan
over a year ago

fleet / andover

Haha love this!

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By *hezingtonMan
over a year ago

fleet / andover

Agreed here you've got to be in the mood for stuff

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like nor dislike them just wish I wasn’t sent 5 pics of the same one at the same time of slightly different angles. My FB has 4 pics on his profile - 2 of his face 1 dick pic, and one of a boot! He never sent me any when we were initially chatting, but his personality came through the chat which I think is more important

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Feedback is always welcomed

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like a cock pic but at the moment I’m resting my eyes for a wee while.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol"

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol "

As gorgeous as you are Ben.... your lovely young age is far too young for an old bird like me

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol

As gorgeous as you are Ben.... your lovely young age is far too young for an old bird like me

Oh you are a heart breaker… god loves a trier right x

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol

As gorgeous as you are Ben.... your lovely young age is far too young for an old bird like me

Oh you are a heart breaker… god loves a trier right x"

Absolutely poppet

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol

As gorgeous as you are Ben.... your lovely young age is far too young for an old bird like me

Oh you are a heart breaker… god loves a trier right x

Absolutely poppet

If you ever have a rethink you know where I am x I know where you are (my hotlist) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still waiting for strapon pics

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I, Nilly do like to see the goods first...just sayin

Happy to show you lol

doubled checked your public pictures just incase I missed it

Lol you’d have to bite the bullet and message me lol

As gorgeous as you are Ben.... your lovely young age is far too young for an old bird like me

Oh you are a heart breaker… god loves a trier right x

Absolutely poppet

If you ever have a rethink you know where I am x I know where you are (my hotlist) lol"

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I do!!

I like them gripped in a fist all veiny and throbbing

Grrrrr...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If it’s the dick of someone I like then yeah.

I like boings and helicopters best though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s the dick of someone I like then yeah.

I like boings and helicopters best though

Really? You never mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i prefer seeing a strapon pic but no one sends me those

The problem with strap on pics is that this site rejection as being to rude for this site.

What!!! Really??? Pmsl

Every single one of mine have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i prefer seeing a strapon pic but no one sends me those

The problem with strap on pics is that this site rejection as being to rude for this site.

What!!! Really??? Pmsl

Every single one of mine have been. "

Shame about that

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