FabSwingers.com forum: Police custody reviews.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't care what you did, thats between you and your solicitor. Dont care if you were guilty....

But come on, where were you nicest arrests? Which police really went that extra mile to make your stay enjoyable?

Obviously this one isn't for everyone.

Staffordshire police, nice polite arrest, the custody person didn't inspire confidence, crap search, wasn't confident with dna or prints.

Coffee was vile.

City of London police, less polite arrest (for reasons so i guess I'll let that go) custody staff on the ball.

Coffee was ok i guess.

Pretoria....

I'll just say, it sucked.

And I'm nearly Afrikkans.

The Royal Millitary Police.

Just do what they say.

Tea was same as any other service brew.

RAF Service Police. Not quite the 5 stars I'd expect. Tea was very well made.

I've been detained in kenya as well but that wasn't nice.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crikey mate, do you have a thing for people in uniforms?

God yes.

And an epic attitude problem