FabSwingers.com forum: What silly things do people love to brag about

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Their prowess at making ladies squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People doing housework and when I say people, I mean men.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Having sex.

No one gives a fuck.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Biggest fish they've caught ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having covid tests and vaccines

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Their ability to meet and actually meeting!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

I saw someone upload a picture of their bank account on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw someone upload a picture of their bank account on here

I deleted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they've had sex

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

That they can breathe through their ears

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

How much 'cum' they can produce

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cars. Lumps of deteorating metal. Mean nothing to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can go for hours

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can go for hours "

How about 'the time the kettle boils'. Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can go for hours

How about 'the time the kettle boils'. Any good?

x"
nah have had a couple like that 2 minute wonders

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can go for hours

How about 'the time the kettle boils'. Any good?

x nah have had a couple like that 2 minute wonders "

Is a full kettle....you know...four cups

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Leaving the site and then not going

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How they fixed their gas and electric prices for 2 years before the prices went mental

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Not being able to do what they proclaim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the site and then not going

This fucking licks me out.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That they pay full price for things you can buy on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they are up for a meet yet they can't get one lol

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

That they are the best at blowjobs..tom dick and harry said so

Ermm it's only said because if they want an empty in the future, and no one else is around they can give them a call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In versis: What they did and how great they were...

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

That they are Dominant or alpha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men have large appendages

Can make lady cum again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

‘Heavy cumer’

I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Heavy cumer’

I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx"
do heavy cummers make you gag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Heavy cumer’

I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx"

I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Anything that makes them sound or think they are better than anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long there middle finger is

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Putting on a bit of make up, combing hair and getting dressed.

...and to think that Instagram thought the whole world needed to know this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was once the official Robin Hood for Nottingham for a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People doing housework and when I say people, I mean men. "

But look how clean my skirting boards are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Heavy cumer’

I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx

I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881

Mr"
blimey !

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

Don't forget the 9 inch tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How wide there arse hole opens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they don’t meet forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How wide there arse hole opens"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their kids doing the most minute shite thinking they're gonna be the next Einstein. No Sharon, they're gonna be bang average like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How nice a person they are.

Only other people can really judge this.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

How much drink they had last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh...."

You're a health care worker aren't you....I can tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their kids doing the most minute shite thinking they're gonna be the next Einstein. No Sharon, they're gonna be bang average like the rest of us

Yep this. Same as when you see people posting pictures of their kids in their school uniforms 'ooh look how cute' no Ethel, I just see Gollum, and your kid goes to School, congratumalations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medical conditions... Jesus H Christ and crikey on a bike Mary I couldn't give a shit that your leg fell off and you bled to death before being put back together tbh....

You're a health care worker aren't you....I can tell

No, but I work with someone who is a hypochondriac

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"That they don’t meet forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How genuine they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much fucking hair they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

Don't forget the 9 inch tongue. "

They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That they don’t meet forumites

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Anything that makes them sound or think they are better than anyone else."

Agreed.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Their prowess at making ladies squirt "

Too true

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

Don't forget the 9 inch tongue.

They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too

Why, it's just dry and crusty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that makes them sound or think they are better than anyone else."
to be fair thats kind of exactly what bragging is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.

AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.

AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.

And how they're the 'true dominate'.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

The amount of sleep one gets.. anything more than 5 hours.. I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.

AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.

And how they're the 'true dominate'.

My one twue Dom

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"That I was once the official Robin Hood for Nottingham for a few years

I bet you pissed off Russell Crowe for a bit then

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"‘Heavy cumer’

I almost want to recoil when I see that on a profile xx

I see this get a lot of stick on here but then this thread appeared the other week. Seems its quite popular with some.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1282881

Mr"

Oh I saw that one, whilst I appreciate its for some it’s just a phrase that makes me feel icky! Xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

They're a fish

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Their prowess at making ladies squirt "

You weren't complaining when I was sat there hiding behind the umbrella the last time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are so professional that they are unable to swap face pics

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

It's the folded arms moody pose while perched on the car bonnet that gets me. And why is it ALWAYS a 15-year old silver Mercedes C class.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Their prowess at making ladies squirt

You weren't complaining when I was sat there hiding behind the umbrella the last time! "

It was only a cocktail umbrella - so not that impressive

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How genuine they are

Oi, I'm professional I is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of the fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I was once the official Robin Hood for Nottingham for a few years

I bet you pissed off Russell Crowe for a bit then

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

That they are really, really into food. Congratulations on overcomplicating a bodily function.

That they are really, really into travelling. Having a passport and being rich enough to fuck off abroad isn’t a personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating 50 McDonald's chicken nuggets in one go

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"It's the folded arms moody pose while perched on the car bonnet that gets me. And why is it ALWAYS a 15-year old silver Mercedes C class."

There's probably a professional photographer who's been making a mint out of getting them to pose like that.

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

I know the bouncers ! i can get in there for free , a sad fella said once

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Material possessions. Cars especially.

"Achievements" is another. Clothing too.

I think it's a form of seeking validation from others, which inherently suggests said individuals have low self-esteem or suffer inferiority complexes.

Not in all cases of course. We all have different tastes and values.

It's all down to how we display said ornamentations, and what messaging we are conveying, be it deliberate or not.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"That they're more domly Dom than any other man I've ever met.

AND "here's my collection of domly Dom paraphernalia to prove it". Love it when it's laid out all organised on their bed.

And how they're the 'true dominate'.

My one twue Dom

Oh my god, how I chuckled at this, having seen our fair share of "Twue Doms" in our time at various events.

So true.

Don't get me started on 50 Shades and the overnight explosion of Dom wannabes on the scene either. Shudder.

Fair play to anyone who wants to learn, but flipping heck were there a huge amount of complete ego-maniacs turning up at events back in the the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Love oral. Could stay down there for hours.’

First of all- you’re a liar.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"‘Love oral. Could stay down there for hours.’

First of all- you’re a liar. "

Second of all, that sounds really boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

How many ciders youve nailed

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

How silly they are…… like oh my gosh I’m sooo silly….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the right place for me flex about my bubblegum card collection?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Can give oral for hours

Can breathe through my ears

Don't forget the 9 inch tongue.

They can reach to to bottom of a Pringles can ? Yeah heard that one too

With a tongue? Now that's impressive, is your name Gene Simmons?

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"It's the folded arms moody pose while perched on the car bonnet that gets me. And why is it ALWAYS a 15-year old silver Mercedes C class."

Haha yes this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Love oral. Could stay down there for hours.’

First of all- you’re a liar.

Second of all, that sounds really boring."

Third, sex is really boring why are we even doing it?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"‘Love oral. Could stay down there for hours.’

First of all- you’re a liar.

Second of all, that sounds really boring.

Third, sex is really boring why are we even doing it? "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Being "drama free"

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Being a "repeater". If you had done a good job with the first round we wouldn't be needing needing a second one

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How they suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they can take loads of pain (eg tattoo sessions) and it’s like “mate, good for you, well done” We all have different pain receptors, we all get different things from it, so is it really worth bragging about? Just collect your “I’m a badass” sticker and move along xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dating app bios be like:

-I can drink you under the table

-probably can squat more than you

-Intellectual

Fab inbox be like:

-'best head of your life cum & go'

-'hung male can go all night, discrete'

With a market this oversaturated, I literally devolved into satire. Don't forget the complimentary 'No Tories' at the end of every profile, god help you if you come across as too privileged or whatever.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Big cocks

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