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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

jolly Good Evening everyone . Top of the hill day .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I guess the abortion pill is pretty successful .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the NHS dentistry thats for sure

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marvel

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Sliced bread

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The heated car seat….

2nd best, heated steering wheel

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

An extendable back scratcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teabaggin’

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Fire

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man. "

Snort

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Rubber dildo

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Marmite "

Marmite XO?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A man. "

That has already been improved upon - women

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

The bicycle

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women "

Saying that their software crashes every month.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Pencil, German ones tend to be better than the others.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A fork

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month."

That's not a crash, that's a system backup!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wheel

Your welcome

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The male contraceptive aka the condom.

It has been around for thousands of years, but is essentially unchanged.

Originally sheepgut, then rubber, latex, etc.

The male appendage hasn't changed, so the protective wrapping hasn't, too.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month.

That's not a crash, that's a system backup!"

Back up? Yup, everything gets her back up and don't I know it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dumbbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana skin's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women "

Only for doing the dishes, laundry, ironing and cleaning the loo.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month."

True, but it's very much more sophisticated software in the first place

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month.

That's not a crash, that's a system backup!

Back up? Yup, everything gets her back up and don't I know it? "

I'm with you there.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man.

Snort "

Derision doesn't suit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dumbbell"

I know plenty of dumb bells that can be improved on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man.

Snort

Derision doesn't suit you. "

Beg to differ

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man.

Snort

Derision doesn't suit you.

Beg to differ "

Don't you know men are always right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dumbbell

I know plenty of dumb bells that can be improved on!"

Yeah but who would you take the piss out of if they improved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man.

Snort

Derision doesn't suit you.

Beg to differ

Don't you know men are always right!"

That was before you got replaced...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man.

Snort

Derision doesn't suit you.

Beg to differ

Don't you know men are always right!

That was before you got replaced..."

Man hasn't and never will be replaced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dumbbell

I know plenty of dumb bells that can be improved on!

Yeah but who would you take the piss out of if they improved?"

Valid point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man.

Snort

Derision doesn't suit you.

Beg to differ

Don't you know men are always right!

That was before you got replaced...

Man hasn't and never will be replaced. "

Sorry. Upgraded.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Man hasn't and never will be replaced. "

Believe me, many of us replace you when you turn out to be not fit for purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kebab pizza.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Spork "

Foon

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Man hasn't and never will be replaced.

Believe me, many of us replace you when you turn out to be not fit for purpose "

Can you elaborate on you wild claim?

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women "

Ahhh. so the woman came second and she still complains . Men can't win

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women "

Never a truer word said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Suspender Belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist toilet roll. The unused variety of course

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

The wheel lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month.

True, but it's very much more sophisticated software in the first place "

Bugs aplenty then?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A kebab pizza."

they did, by deep frying it.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 30/03/22 19:59:24]

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A kebab pizza."

Sure you're not scottish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kebab pizza.

they did, by deep frying it."

I haven’t tried it so can’t confirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kebab pizza.

Sure you're not scottish? "

I’ve got a few relatives in Edinburgh so close enough.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"A kebab pizza.

Sure you're not scottish?

I’ve got a few relatives in Edinburgh so close enough."

Haute cuisine in the lowlands

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Man hasn't and never will be replaced.

Believe me, many of us replace you when you turn out to be not fit for purpose

Can you elaborate on you wild claim? "

Wild?

When men turn into cheating, lying, lazy, abusive bastards they get replaced, sometimes not quickly enough...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Man hasn't and never will be replaced.

Believe me, many of us replace you when you turn out to be not fit for purpose

Can you elaborate on you wild claim?

Wild?

When men turn into cheating, lying, lazy, abusive bastards they get replaced, sometimes not quickly enough...

"

Don't mess with the minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month."

feature, not a bug.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can you elaborate on you wild claim?

Wild?

When men turn into cheating, lying, lazy, abusive bastards they get replaced, sometimes not quickly enough...

Don't mess with the minx "

Correct and thank you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month.feature, not a bug. "

That sounds like MS sales pitch from the 80s

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Fisher Space Pen. The only Pen that will work in space. It don’t leak, and don’t need gravity…

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Man hasn't and never will be replaced.

Believe me, many of us replace you when you turn out to be not fit for purpose

Can you elaborate on you wild claim?

Wild?

When men turn into cheating, lying, lazy, abusive bastards they get replaced, sometimes not quickly enough...

"

Your claim is valid.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My Sage tea maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flask ..it's keeps things hot...it's keeps things cold ..but the question is..how does it know

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

The wheel

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A man.

That has already been improved upon - women

Saying that their software crashes every month.

That's not a crash, that's a system backup!

Back up? Yup, everything gets her back up and don't I know it? "

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

a spong bean slicer

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"Marvel"
I too am a fan of the same dried skimmed milk.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cheddar cheese.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Marmite peanut butter

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Cheddar cheese."

with marmite peanut butter … Lush

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A Fan

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The wheel"

I was going to say this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ,it's proved that it can't be improved upon ..the toilet .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"The wheel

I was going to say this too "

Doors...

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