FabSwingers.com forum: Gf says my little mushroom dick is too small

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

What should I do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there."

Plus the fertiliser.

It might grow.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Does it appear just like magic!

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit."

I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Tell her that you’re a fun guy and she should be happy to have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try crying.

Silently.

Off the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights off and it'll grow

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Blindfold her and tag your mate in .

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there."

She doesn't like anal but would be good advice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a new girlfriend with a tighter fanny

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

I'll get in quick

Tell her it's because you're a fun guy

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.

I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked"

You cannot make it bigger

Learn different techniques to please your partner or see if she wants to meet as a "hot wife" when she wants a larger cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit."

Exactly what I was going to say ...lol

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Fist her

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Blindfold her and tag your mate in . "

I think she'd notice the difference

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit."

This is code for anal

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Your penis is fine.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tell Princess Peaches to stop body shaming. We all can't be hung like Donkey Knong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a new girlfriend or tell her you’re on here.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I offered a bbc and got upset with me

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Its pretty tight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just play the sound effect in Super Mario when he eats the mushrooms on loop during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered a bbc and got upset with me"

Try ITV.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

[Removed by poster at 30/03/22 18:04:58]

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Fist her"

^ This is a good option….

Perhaps bring in your hands and tongue, more emphasis on foreplay.

Also maybe consider trying some Penis Sleeve?? Extenders. Something that goes over your guy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered a bbc and got upset with me

Try ITV."

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"What should I do.. "

As long as your happy with it that's all that matters

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Ye good advice, we tried one last week. It was ok..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen that episode of peep show where Mark gets Kenneth?

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Tie a piece of string to it and attatch the other end of the string to a door handle

Ensure the string is fastened tight and taught

open and close the door twenty times

Do this every day for a week and im certain you'll notice and feel the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serve it in a risotto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there."
isnt that a stinkhorn mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a new girlfriend with a tighter fanny

I've a tight fanny so I've been told lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blindfold her and tag your mate in . "
i swear you watch far too much porn

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"What should I do.. "

You seem obsessed with your knob fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there.isnt that a stinkhorn mushroom

Or a shiitake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do..

You seem obsessed with your knob fella."

Somebody has to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there.isnt that a stinkhorn mushroom

Or a shiitake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there.isnt that a stinkhorn mushroom

Or a shiitake."

Read this as "Shit shake"

Suppose that would work too.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"What should I do.. "

Tell her you're on here- that'll get rid of her for you

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Sounds hot..

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. "
put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that"

I’m just about to message you for some advice

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that"

Do you mean fleshlight

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Get a new girlfriend

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it."

I'm sure I have..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

I'm sure I have.. "

And what did she say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

I'm sure I have.. "

What was her suggestion?

Create a thread on FAB?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Get a new girlfriend

I want to try make things better than to quit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/03/22 18:22:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

I'm sure I have..

And what did she say?"

Think more oral..

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion. "

I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by one of your videos seems she enjoys it

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.

I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.

I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "

Got to keep it even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to come on fab and ask us how we should help you herself. Thatll teach her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably afraid of getting a fungal infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it up her nostril. I bet it won’t feel small if you’re up there

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Judging by one of your videos seems she enjoys it

Which video

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Stick it up her nostril. I bet it won’t feel small if you’re up there

Ear ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that

I’m just about to message you for some advice

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fisting is my preference you were warned prepare to gape like aladdins cave if you go down that road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by one of your videos seems she enjoys it

Which video"

Feb 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.

I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

I'm sure I have..

And what did she say?

Think more oral.. "

Is she not concerned about your enjoyment?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Use a Cock Extension.....

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.

I'm sure I have..

And what did she say?

Think more oral..

Is she not concerned about your enjoyment?"

Ye a lot, that's why didn't enjoy penis extender..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it off and bury the cut end in compost over night then request attach it in the morning

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Get a new girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick it up her nostril. I bet it won’t feel small if you’re up there

Ear ear

I’ve seen Scary Movie. That looks too painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a mold of it then a giant cock out of clay to fit it in and become the mushroom golem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a helicopter inside of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make up in others ways fingers, tongue maybe add in some toys

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material "

Hmmm this does raise the question, do you have cuck tendencies?

It’s says you like to be dominated on your profile…

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.

I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "

If any of this is true, rather than an attention seeking post, you pretty much got what you deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do.. "

At least it's juicy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack it in the fridge door...worked for me

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Say your fanny is like the black hole

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Get a dick exstention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material

Hmmm this does raise the question, do you have cuck tendencies?

It’s says you like to be dominated on your profile…"

I’m gonna believe he does until he says otherwise.

Sounds like it certainly

In that case OP just out with it bet they’re loads who will come to you.Well one less now(mwaaaahhhhaaaahaaaahhaaaa)

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a couple of bricks to the end of it, it probably won't get any longer but it will go black

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material

Hmmm this does raise the question, do you have cuck tendencies?

It’s says you like to be dominated on your profile…"

I've not tried but will try anything once

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shake her hand and say yes, yes it is.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all. "

I've suggested a big black cock but says it may ruin the relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a burger bun and serv it to her

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

He looks like a little fun..guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Mario loves him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do.. "

Get a Penis Pump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all.

I've suggested a big black cock but says it may ruin the relationship "

Sounds like you’re maybe being the one trying to push things if thats what your mind jumps to.

Maybe shes just playing along with you cause she cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet Mario loves him."

Waaaaahoooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet Mario loves him.

Waaaaahoooooo!"

Thatsa so nice

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/03/22 16:26:26]"

Matt got sucked into the void help him toad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet Mario loves him.

Waaaaahoooooo!

Thatsa so nice

Until I yell it out then she doesn’t want to be with me for a fortnight

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all.

I've suggested a big black cock but says it may ruin the relationship

Sounds like you’re maybe being the one trying to push things if thats what your mind jumps to.

Maybe shes just playing along with you cause she cares."

Ye maybe you are right, I just want her to be sexually satisfied

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Just wondering OP do you like the feeling of being humiliated?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Just wondering OP do you like the feeling of being humiliated?"

A lot why

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Just wondering OP do you like the feeling of being humiliated?

A lot why"

Just wondering.

Do you want other people to humiliate you here?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"What should I do.. "
introduce her to one of your mates

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Shiitake.....

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cock sleeves..

Go to the gym until you can lift 10k with your tongue then like fuck out of her..

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By *eep_going_xCouple
over a year ago

Southend

I would make it bigger

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Tell her the lady you fucked around the back of the pub said it was great and is really looking forward to that weekend away in Paris you booked yesterday.

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By *r Bee 21Man
over a year ago

Warwick

Send her around my house

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Cock sleeves..

Go to the gym until you can lift 10k with your tongue then like fuck out of her..

OK I'll give it a go

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"What should I do.. "

Get a new GF.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"I would make it bigger

Mmm how, you are hot btw

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Send her around my house "

Mmm are you big

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Exercise it their are some stretching exercises that can be applied you need to do this regularly so I've heard....

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By *oner HornCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *oner HornCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Let Mrs put you in chastity. Start wearing lingerie and embrace your inner cuck.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Buy her a magnifying glass for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give her a wet willy

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Let Mrs put you in chastity. Start wearing lingerie and embrace your inner cuck.

Wow sounds hot, would she humiliate me too

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By *oner HornCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Let Mrs put you in chastity. Start wearing lingerie and embrace your inner cuck.

Wow sounds hot, would she humiliate me too"

I was thinking about your wife

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Donate it too science

or keep it locked up in a cuck cage

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By *r Bee 21Man
over a year ago

Warwick

Just above av id say you can see my pics

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

You got a great pair of tits too

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

Request a refund and tell her to go home. Just say it's not too small its, like dropping a penny in a wishing well then get a girl that appreciates every part of you.

It how you use it that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DVP her with a dildo or another cock

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

I wish that was that Big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a new gf who is nice

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"What should I do.. "

Tell her it's a counter balance to her fat arse and all the other women you've been seeing don't complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do.. "
. Get a new girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn the lights off and it'll grow

I think that's Rhubarb.

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Don’t go attention seeking

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pretend you are Pinocchio, it might grow.

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

It's more shameful soft

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

If her daddy's rich then take her out for a meal

If her daddy's poor then do as you feel

In the summer time ..

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By *eep_going_xCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"What should I do.. "

I would love to insert it slowly in me and take it out and keep doing it x

Your dick is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditch her

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

You sound like a fungi!

Take a pic next to a baby button mushroom. It’ll look like a big mushroom then.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

OP probably loves it. Hence the username

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By *hongman1Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

I’ll be honest, I’m sensing some bull shit here, however, if this is genuine and you commented on the size of her labia because she commented on the size of your dick it sounds like you’ve reacted the wrong way to her shaming you.

I would suggest that you are happy that she said you have a small knob and you are sub and I’ve looked at your profile.

If you’re not, then she’s shamed you and you’ve shamed her back, based on that I’d say you’re probably not right for each other.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.

I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked"

Dont fall for that crap. Learn tp love what you have and find other ways you can please her other than her vagina.

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By *eep_going_xCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.

I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked

Dont fall for that crap. Learn tp love what you have and find other ways you can please her other than her vagina. "

Well said

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. "

Relationships are more than just about sex, I only have 6.5 inches and was with my last partner for 8 years. My depression ended us and she is now in a relationship with her dom and he has a smaller one that me. Show her you love her, do small things like make her a cuppa, take her out for a meal, tell her you love her and so on. All the things I should of done but failed too.

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Maybe theres not mushroom inside......

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"What should I do..

I would love to insert it slowly in me and take it out and keep doing it x

Your dick is lovely

Thanks, that made my little mushroom hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I do.. "

Own it, youve got a wee dick.

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Get another guy with a bigger cock for both of you too enjoy

Works for us

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Get another guy with a bigger cock for both of you too enjoy

Works for us "

I'm trying to persuade here..

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

Yup. We do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As per others OP, if it's an issue you need to get a new lady. Does she know you're on fab?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"As per others OP, if it's an issue you need to get a new lady. Does she know you're on fab? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As per others OP, if it's an issue you need to get a new lady. Does she know you're on fab?

No"

Maybe need to concentrate on your relationship. She's saying you have a small dick, you're on here, swings and roundabouts. Hope you manage to sort it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also say the fact that your telling her she can go elsewhere and she isn't accepting the offer proves that she's obviously quite happy with what she's getting.

It maybe say that the swinging lifestyle isn't for her so don't keep pushing as you may lose her for that

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

"What should I do.. "

Mate, you're 5 (plus) inches proud. Behave.

Not small by any standard. Don't post again bout small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so clearly not small as the tape measure states you are well in the average size wise

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