FabSwingers.com forum: If I said you had a beautiful body………..

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would you send me pics just to prove me right.

Oh no hang on, I meant to say,

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take it as a nice compliment, think I was just being swarmy, enjoy the flirting or have a restraining order taken out against me.

If you’re still reading ignore all the stuff above and let’s just have a good old fashioned eye fluttering flirt fest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say you need to go to Specsavers

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id say you need to go to Specsavers "

Who said that.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Id say you need to go to Specsavers "

Definitely this as well as a little

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd say you just want my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it as a compliment to my phones ability to take photos and my magic mirror i stone from snow whites step mum

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id say you need to go to Specsavers

Definitely this as well as a little

Hang on a minute. I’ve been and I still say you’ve got a beautiful body.

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By *earded BeastMan
over a year ago

durham

I'd wonder how you got in my bathroom, you sneaky devil you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd say you just want my cake

Fair.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Id say you need to go to Specsavers

Definitely this as well as a little

My what a beautiful body you have.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Would you send me pics just to prove me right.

Oh no hang on, I meant to say,

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take it as a nice compliment, think I was just being swarmy, enjoy the flirting or have a restraining order taken out against me.

If you’re still reading ignore all the stuff above and let’s just have a good old fashioned eye fluttering flirt fest.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd think you were being your normal accurate self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd say you were bored again after six months

LvM

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

would you hold it against me

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"would you hold it against me"

Mornington crescent!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

You tell me this every morning fiddles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your eyesight

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd say you were bored again after six months

LvM"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

Only when I’m d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say you were bored again after six months

LvM"

It’s nice to see if they’re still talking to me after 6 weeks….

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd think you were being your normal accurate self

Haha I like what you did there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

You’d be surprised if you read some of the the status updates some folk post.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd say you were bored again after six months

LvM"

You know me so well.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

Oh no we don’t! Sometimes I’m Ronan and say nothing at all!

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

not Shure if the song was "have" or"Had" a beautiful body ?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd think you were being your normal accurate self

Haha I like what you did there.

I'm very good at what I do

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I would say you still asleep dreaming . Wait you wake up and realise with relief, it was just a night mare

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Would you sprawl it out for me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd think you were being your normal accurate self

Haha I like what you did there.

I'm very good at what I do

True story.

I’ve read your verifications.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I would say you still asleep dreaming . Wait you wake up and realise with relief, it was just a night mare

Not at all

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee "

I don’t drink coffee, I lap at the lip of the cup filled with the milk of human kindness.

Errr I think

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee

I don’t drink coffee, I lap at the lip of the cup filled with the milk of human kindness.

Errr I think

...you better rethink and go shopping real damn fast man, no coffee no cockee!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee "

I’ve just had yet another look, and I still like what I see.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee

I’ve just had yet another look, and I still like what I see.

Good Man Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd think you was having a laugh after too much Coffee

I’ve just had yet another look, and I still like what I see.

Good Man Fiddles

I’m a good bad man.

I wish

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

My ex-wife actually used that chat up line on me when we first met. Still can’t believe it worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't it Doctor Hook?

Pop group?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

No, it was definitely my ex-wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take it as a compliment but with a pinch of salt lol any length of time on here shows that site is full of white knights and I’m not naive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

THIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

You’d be surprised if you read some of the the status updates some folk post.

Ok, I'll amend it to "on the forums".

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"On fab?

Every guy says every woman is beautiful.

You’d be surprised if you read some of the the status updates some folk post.

Ok, I'll amend it to "on the forums".

It's true.

My phone keeps auto-correcting 'beautiful' to a joke about dongs, but I feel the message is always clear, plus I don't really look back at what I've typed which is sometimes tricky when my mind meanders and forgets the original point or topic, but I do agree that Flame Grilled Steak is the superior McCoys, absolutely.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t think you can really take fab compliments that seriously. I smile, say thank you and that’s it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bumped to save typing it all out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which picture do you want to see ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which picture do you want to see ? "

Cock. Obvs.

Or on reflection do you still have that picture of Mount Rushmore taken from the East with the sun setting in the West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which picture do you want to see ?

Cock. Obvs.

Or on reflection do you still have that picture of Mount Rushmore taken from the East with the sun setting in the West. "

Unfortunately I lost it on the plane.

I can send a random picture from my phone gallery ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Which picture do you want to see ?

Cock. Obvs.

Or on reflection do you still have that picture of Mount Rushmore taken from the East with the sun setting in the West.

Unfortunately I lost it on the plane.

I can send a random picture from my phone gallery ? "

Can’t beat the random picture generator.

Is it a picture chosen at random or a random picture, I have lots of random pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which picture do you want to see ?

Cock. Obvs.

Or on reflection do you still have that picture of Mount Rushmore taken from the East with the sun setting in the West.

Unfortunately I lost it on the plane.

I can send a random picture from my phone gallery ?

Can’t beat the random picture generator.

Is it a picture chosen at random or a random picture, I have lots of random pictures.

I will let you guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect my filters op

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