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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In which each poster posts the next line of the play....the scene is set: a couple are in their house waiting for the first guests to arrive to their swinging sex party.....a bit like a sexed up "abigails party"

Off stage: sound of a door bell ringing

Sue: who's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In which each poster posts the next line of the play....the scene is set: a couple are in their house waiting for the first guests to arrive to their swinging sex party.....a bit like a sexed up "abigails party"

Off stage: sound of a door bell ringing

Sue: who's that?"

him: dont know answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In which each poster posts the next line of the play....the scene is set: a couple are in their house waiting for the first guests to arrive to their swinging sex party.....a bit like a sexed up "abigails party"

Off stage: sound of a door bell ringing

Sue: who's that?"

Doctor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooooo! Is no-one gonna answer this feckin door then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give me a chance to get up

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Archibald opens the door...

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What took you so long then? I'm freezing my bollocks off here....oh! Is this number 28?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What took you so long then? I'm freezing my bollocks off here....oh! Is this number 28?"
Sue; no its number 69

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Christ! The vicars gonna go crazy! We told him the party is at number 28!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"What took you so long then? I'm freezing my bollocks off here....oh! Is this number 28?Sue; no its number 69"

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

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By *idsmateyMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"What took you so long then? I'm freezing my bollocks off here....oh! Is this number 28?Sue; no its number 69

Meanwhile, back at the ranch"

Frankle was having his oats

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I told you strawberry flavour! You KNOW I hate banana!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dobbin wasn't too impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue: Dobbin, you have got a big one, you have to join me and my girlfriend, we have a number of holes that need filling.

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

Neigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sue: Dobbin, you have got a big one, you have to join me and my girlfriend, we have a number of holes that need filling.

"

So, dobbin gets his bucket of quick drying cement out. Neighhhh bother, just point me to the holes!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dobbin had cheered up somewhat by this time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

mean while back at mission control....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Archibald was having some "self amusement" time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Archibald stopped amusing himself with plants vs zombies and ....

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

Dobbin was visibly getting tired, you could say he was a yawning donkey. Probably not the only one at the party.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Leaving Archibald tending to the plants and the Doctor watching songs of praise Sue was feeling a tad frustrated.

"what fecking party?" she muttered as she slammed the door on her way out to find some.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pringles & a 1/4 bottle of Vodka, "I'll show them how to party" she thought to herself

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

Suddenly a stranger appeared out of nowhere.

"Fancy sharing those Pringles?" The tall, well built stranger said to her with a gleam in his eye nearly as bright as the gleam of his wedding ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although its fair to say the gleam of gold was eclipsed by the moonlight reflected off his highly polished rubber posing pouch.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh no! Thought Sue....not smelly Pete, the philandering composter from Hove with the good looking body but crusty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pies he had generously bought everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pies he had generously bought everyone"

unfortunately they were apple pies and after every one had watched American Pie, no one dared to eat them, specially as they all had a hole in and...

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By *idsmateyMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Meanwhile, Sue is getting more and more frustrated as the party goes. Sue stands up, stamps her foot and shouts enough about bloody pies!!! hold ups fall down at this moment...

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

To reveal legs hairier than a gorillas armpit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To reveal legs hairier than a gorillas armpit!!"

Atchibald said,I told her it has hair restorer not hair remover but would she listen

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By *idsmateyMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Sue was now full of emotion and shouted for pity sake... Went on to say "I have to sort the kids out, do the school run, house work, the shopping, not forgetting my part time job and on top of all that tidy up after himmmm grrrr I've never known a man get through my underwear so quick" So when did you expect me to bloody shave

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

And thus Sue was outted....

For if she was a real women she'd be a dab hand at multi tasking and able to complete all of the above while shaving her legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue held her hands up, showing her hairy armpits as well and said,its a fare cop guv, my name is stu not sue,hope it dosnt make the scottish sunday's

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Archibald was a little perplexed at recent revelations so he went to find Dobbin in the hope he may find some solace there..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

After 24 hrs, Archibald could see he was no closer to getting his oats so he headed off down to the local strip joint where he met Sue/Ste who exclaimed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrives at the strip joint called Pink Entry and meets the beautiful looking bar lady sue and doorman ste .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By this time having had a few drinks Archibald was slighty d*unk with his beer goggles on!

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