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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You gotta love 'em!

My daughter is 14 and her teacher asked her a maths question in class today:

Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2, how many would you have left?

Daughter: 10.

Teacher: Ok, let's say you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend forcibly took 2 of them, what would have left?

Daughter: 10... and a dead body.

~

FOOKIN QUALITY, THAT'S ME GIRL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

When my youngest daughter was about 7, she said to me, "Mum? How long would you say my bum-crack is?"

I said I had no idea and why did she want to know. She replied, "My maths homework is to estimate the length of something."

... so a book or a pencil wasn't the first thing she thought of then.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"You gotta love 'em!

My daughter is 14 and her teacher asked her a maths question in class today:

Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2, how many would you have left?

Daughter: 10.

Teacher: Ok, let's say you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend forcibly took 2 of them, what would have left?

Daughter: 10... and a dead body.

~

FOOKIN QUALITY, THAT'S ME GIRL! "

Good girl!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"When my youngest daughter was about 7, she said to me, "Mum? How long would you say my bum-crack is?"

I said I had no idea and why did she want to know. She replied, "My maths homework is to estimate the length of something."

... so a book or a pencil wasn't the first thing she thought of then.

"

Definitely got her mother's way of thinking then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta love 'em!

My daughter is 14 and her teacher asked her a maths question in class today:

Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2, how many would you have left?

Daughter: 10.

Teacher: Ok, let's say you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend forcibly took 2 of them, what would have left?

Daughter: 10... and a dead body.

~

FOOKIN QUALITY, THAT'S ME GIRL! "
it is funny but if my child was being taught basic maths like that at 14 I would be worried and speaking to the school! My 7 year olds maths homework is way past that stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my youngest daughter was about 7, she said to me, "Mum? How long would you say my bum-crack is?"

I said I had no idea and why did she want to know. She replied, "My maths homework is to estimate the length of something."

... so a book or a pencil wasn't the first thing she thought of then.

"

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best reply to a gcse question I have seen is:

Q.Name one sport where you would expect to see a Ladder competition.

A. High Board diving

Best note i ever received excusing a kid from pe:

Please excuse our Jimmy from doing swimming today - his trunks a still a bit damp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was talking to my daughter about going to the zoo and going to see some Lions i asked her what sound they make she went 'MEOWWWWWW' (really loudly and like a child would roar)

i said 'not quite, the go ROARRR'

she then comes back at me with 'but mummy you said a lion was just a big cat'

one seriously proud mum.. she was 2 and a half at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was talking to my daughter about going to the zoo and going to see some Lions i asked her what sound they make she went 'MEOWWWWWW' (really loudly and like a child would roar)

i said 'not quite, the go ROARRR'

she then comes back at me with 'but mummy you said a lion was just a big cat'

one seriously proud mum.. she was 2 and a half at the time "

When mine learned to talk I started a book of funny things they said. I still put things in it now. It makes me laugh when I look back at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta love 'em!

My daughter is 14 and her teacher asked her a maths question in class today:

Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2, how many would you have left?

Daughter: 10.

Teacher: Ok, let's say you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend forcibly took 2 of them, what would have left?

Daughter: 10... and a dead body.

~

FOOKIN QUALITY, THAT'S ME GIRL! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta love 'em!

My daughter is 14 and her teacher asked her a maths question in class today:

Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2, how many would you have left?

Daughter: 10.

Teacher: Ok, let's say you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend forcibly took 2 of them, what would have left?

Daughter: 10... and a dead body.

~

FOOKIN QUALITY, THAT'S ME GIRL! it is funny but if my child was being taught basic maths like that at 14 I would be worried and speaking to the school! My 7 year olds maths homework is way past that stage"

lol, was thinking that myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was talking to my daughter about going to the zoo and going to see some Lions i asked her what sound they make she went 'MEOWWWWWW' (really loudly and like a child would roar)

i said 'not quite, the go ROARRR'

she then comes back at me with 'but mummy you said a lion was just a big cat'

one seriously proud mum.. she was 2 and a half at the time

When mine learned to talk I started a book of funny things they said. I still put things in it now. It makes me laugh when I look back at it. "

That is one of the most brilliant ideas I have heard of for a long long time - gonna nick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking my 6 yr old son up from school one day his teacher asked if she could have a word......she showed me a picture that my son had drawn that day... It was a naked woman with massive boobs and a hairy fanny.... Underneath he had written..my Aunty came to our house last night! I just wanted the ground to open up!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One of the nephews asked how one of our friends had suddenly become 'uncled'. We're not always consistent with the aunt/uncle prefix for friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 year old stuck his 2 fingers up at me today and said what does this mean so I said 'fuck off' he was shocked then asked if you do it the other way does it mean that 2 I said no it means peace. After a couple of minutes he said mummy if i do this (v sign then peace sign) does it mean fuck off and give me peace? I was pmsl

oh and btw he spelt out fuck off just in case anyone thinks I let my 6 year old swear lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, My friend brought her 3 year old to visit, ny then boyfriend answered the door, she looked up at him, stared really hard at him then said...

" what are you? "

Pissed myself laughing...I think she meant WHO are you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Years ago, My friend brought her 3 year old to visit, ny then boyfriend answered the door, she looked up at him, stared really hard at him then said...

" what are you? "

Pissed myself laughing...I think she meant WHO are you?"

No, I'm sure she knew what she meant to say.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"My 6 year old stuck his 2 fingers up at me today and said what does this mean so I said 'fuck off' he was shocked then asked if you do it the other way does it mean that 2 I said no it means peace. After a couple of minutes he said mummy if i do this (v sign then peace sign) does it mean fuck off and give me peace? I was pmsl

oh and btw he spelt out fuck off just in case anyone thinks I let my 6 year old swear lol xxx"

Did you really say 'fuck off' in front of a 6 year old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago, My friend brought her 3 year old to visit, ny then boyfriend answered the door, she looked up at him, stared really hard at him then said...

" what are you? "

Pissed myself laughing...I think she meant WHO are you?

No, I'm sure she knew what she meant to say."

you're probably right... she's the same one who would call her dad 'Margaret' and tell him how feeble he looked. lol!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Have to say I would not be impressed if my daughter had said something like that at that age to a teacher...

And as has already been pointed out....

Is that really the maths she is being taught at 14yrs old????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to say I would not be impressed if my daughter had said something like that at that age to a teacher...

And as has already been pointed out....

Is that really the maths she is being taught at 14yrs old???? "

For god's sake, it was a joke. No she isn't being taught maths at that level at 14 but the quip was made as part of a wider conversation in the group. Why do people have to take things so literally.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

For god's sake, it was a joke. No she isn't being taught maths at that level at 14 but the quip was made as part of a wider conversation in the group. Why do people have to take things so literally. "

It was a quip made as part of a wider conversation in the group????

What conversation?

What group??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I found it worth a laugh, regardless of origin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

For god's sake, it was a joke. No she isn't being taught maths at that level at 14 but the quip was made as part of a wider conversation in the group. Why do people have to take things so literally.

It was a quip made as part of a wider conversation in the group????

What conversation?

What group??

"

er... classroom + teacher + kids = ???

Come on, basic maths here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully this is mostly bullshit for a cheap laugh - people aren't actually proud of their kids for those things are they?!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Classroom + Teacher + Kids = School

Nothing wrong with my maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the 6 o'clock news showed a picture of a bloke wanted by the police, our nipper said "why didn't they grab him when they took his photo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

m nephew(11) commenting on a relationship said to me, "theres a 40% chance of that relationship working", I asked why and he said, "just on the age difference alone!"

I dunno where the 40% came from anyway

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"My 6 year old stuck his 2 fingers up at me today and said what does this mean so I said 'fuck off' he was shocked then asked if you do it the other way does it mean that 2 I said no it means peace. After a couple of minutes he said mummy if i do this (v sign then peace sign) does it mean fuck off and give me peace? I was pmsl

oh and btw he spelt out fuck off just in case anyone thinks I let my 6 year old swear lol xxx"

Is that the way you talk to your six year old?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My 6 year old stuck his 2 fingers up at me today and said what does this mean so I said 'fuck off' he was shocked then asked if you do it the other way does it mean that 2 I said no it means peace. After a couple of minutes he said mummy if i do this (v sign then peace sign) does it mean fuck off and give me peace? I was pmsl

oh and btw he spelt out fuck off just in case anyone thinks I let my 6 year old swear lol xxx

Is that the way you talk to your six year old? "
im more amazed the child knows how to spell fuck off

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"My 6 year old stuck his 2 fingers up at me today and said what does this mean so I said 'fuck off' he was shocked then asked if you do it the other way does it mean that 2 I said no it means peace. After a couple of minutes he said mummy if i do this (v sign then peace sign) does it mean fuck off and give me peace? I was pmsl

oh and btw he spelt out fuck off just in case anyone thinks I let my 6 year old swear lol xxx

Is that the way you talk to your six year old? im more amazed the child knows how to spell fuck off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's very good at spelling sound it out lol xx

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