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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finish the sentence

For me, it was checking my own profile because I couldn't remember how old I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up to a sunny day and instead of thinking oooooh beer garden you think of how much washing you can get dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about memory loss but I can’t quite remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't get up off the floor without rolling onto your knees

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

You get a telegram from the Queen.

But you are outside everyone's age groups on fab ( 18 to 99 )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when 3 times a night wasn't trip's to the loo

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Your pyjamas are your favourite item of clothing and you don't put a bra on even for visitors

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

What was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading all of these replies confirms it, I'm definitely getting old!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

When your first response to sunny weekends is something about getting washing dry and mowing the lawn, not going out or having a BBQ

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Reading all of these replies confirms it, I'm definitely getting old!! "

You're 33!!

Definitely not old xx

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Your pyjamas are your favourite item of clothing and you don't put a bra on even for visitors

xx"

I'm coming to pay a visit

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.

In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two

In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.

In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You no longer understand some of the language said by teenagers

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.

In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two

In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.

In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..

And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Finish the sentence

For me, it was checking my own profile because I couldn't remember how old I am!

You make *that* noise sitting down as well as getting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the suns out, the washing goes out

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

You watch a slasher movie and wish that the teenagers would just shut up and fuck off.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Your pyjamas are your favourite item of clothing and you don't put a bra on even for visitors

I'm coming to pay a visit

It is not recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t wait to get home and out of your bra …..

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you

You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni.

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

When it takes you all night long to do what you used to do all night long.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.

In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two

In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.

In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..

And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)

Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.

In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two

In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.

In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..

And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)

Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me

Count us in

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.

In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two

In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.

In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..

And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)

Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me

Count us in

I'll book the tickets now 3 and half years in advance

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By *lancosoloMan
over a year ago

nottingham

When....you drink water instead of prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t wait to get home and out of your bra ….."

Nothing wrong with that, especially on a Tuesday

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

When you can’t wait for the weekend, but it’s so you can chill out and rest rather than hit the pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/03/22 08:38:22]"

You can’t wait for the weekend so you can hover, mop, dust, clean the bathroom, change the sheets and do one third of that little job that’s been nagging for weeks; then go to the garden centre for tea and cake. Yep, weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wash zip lock bags instead of putting them straight in the plastic recycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you own a blood pressure monitor.

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

When you don't act on impulse like you used to when it takes longer to get ready in d morning when I look in d mirror lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's no point in talking about things that happened , some people weren't even born then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The skin on your face starts to drop

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"When you wake up to a sunny day and instead of thinking oooooh beer garden you think of how much washing you can get dry

This!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My knees tell me I'm getting old every Tuesday morning, after Monday night's 5-a-side...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My knees tell me I'm getting old every Tuesday morning, after Monday night's 5-a-side..."

When that happens you should be like the old bull

..just in case you never heard it ..the young bull said to the old bull , " we'll run up to the top of the field and screw a few cows " the old bull replied " no , we'll walk up and screw them all " ...as regards your 5 a side ..be like the old bull ..

..mind your knees my friend , you'll need them a lot longer than you think

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes days to recover from a few drinks..

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

You forget your age!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x

I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

When so called friends tell you that you are in Lifes Departure Lounge

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When your nephews girlfriend treats you deferentially

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When so called friends tell you that you are in Lifes Departure Lounge

Ooh, cheer up you old coffin dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you leave fab on Thursday for me last day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get told you nearly as old as someone's grandad....

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"When you leave fab on Thursday for me last day "

U found your lady then? X

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

You buy your velcro trainers by cutting out a coupon from the pages of TV Times magazine. And when they arrive you marvel at how comfortable they are. But you don't realise you've just pissed your pants.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x

I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care""

I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

When ya stop showering daily and make the same nickers last 2 or 3 days before changing them.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x

I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"

I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x"

Hahaha, and I heard that you do it most ways lol,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

On my 62nd birthday my uncle called me to tell me I was now older than my grandmother was when she died

. That made me realise I was old

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x

I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"

I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x

Hahaha, and I heard that you do it most ways lol,

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

When you realise the grown, bearded man buying booze in front of you at the local co-op is someone you babysat *as a literal baby*

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"On my 62nd birthday my uncle called me to tell me I was now older than my grandmother was when she died

. That made me realise I was old

I hope you took him off your Christmas card list.

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

You keep a tin of Worthers in your car.

John

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

You wear Skechers because they’re comfortable

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"On my 62nd birthday my uncle called me to tell me I was now older than my grandmother was when she died

. That made me realise I was old

I hope you took him off your Christmas card list."

Lol. He's a bit odd bless him

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

I need to stretch in the morning before work

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The amount of profiles that come back on search always gets smaller when you put people looking for your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your pyjamas are your favourite item of clothing and you don't put a bra on even for visitors

xx"

Guess I qualify on that score

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

You turn the music down in the car to see better

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

What a good question, i lived in a bubble, always being told, i dont look my age, black dont crack and all that, as soon as i joined this site, I'm outside the age range for most. I even looked at 60+ and was too old for them

wtf but sounds crazy younger women i think prefer older guys where as older women tend to like the younger men. I thought 50s is the new 40s shitttt how wrong am I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you leave fab on Thursday for me last day

U found your lady then? X"

Nope just to much abuse and shit so time to leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when CID arrest you and you think it's kinda like a scouts and guides club knocking on.

And no i didn't do it that time.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"You turn the music down in the car to see better

My wife said this the other day! I turn it up to concentrate! Lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your plums hit the toilet water when going for a No2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone didn't believe me that 3 of my grandparents were Victorians born in the 19th century

Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make the double noises when doing something.

First is when you do the act, like bend over or lift something.

Second is the sigh of relief when the move is finished.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"When you leave fab on Thursday for me last day

U found your lady then? X

Nope just to much abuse and shit so time to leave x

Sorry to hear that all the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you goodbye x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You realise your baby is 20 this year

Some of your favourite songs are 30 years old

Stuff you wore as a teenager is coming back into fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you’re getting old when hair grows out of the front of your nose and tops of your ears.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

When you fall asleep on the sofa watching TV !

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"You know you’re getting old when hair grows out of the front of your nose and tops of your ears. "

Like a Gruffalo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior Policemen look young

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you

You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni. "

Or teaching kids of people you taught

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Someone didn't believe me that 3 of my grandparents were Victorians born in the 19th century

Max"

All four of my grandparents were born in the Victorian era.

Both my grandfathers fought in World War one and both survived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When scout the internet for new slippers

gone are the days I want disco shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone didn't believe me that 3 of my grandparents were Victorians born in the 19th century

Max

All four of my grandparents were born in the Victorian era.

Both my grandfathers fought in World War one and both survived."

Both my grandads did too , my dad was in WW2.

I was obviously a bit of a late mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i can say “I was in Baghdad when you were in your dads bag”.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

When you get mail from McCarthy retirement properties

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

When you go upstairs to do something, reach the top of the stairs, and have completely forgotten what is was, half way back down you remember, go up again , suddenly decide you need to do something else as well, and do that first, and half way back down the stairs again before realising you forgot to do the first task again. And repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your ear and nose hairs are longer than that on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s also the severe joint pain, creaking bones and muscle pain.

Possibly less to do with age and more to do with life though.

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

An English salesman drove into a small Scottish town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: 'Don't miss Angus, The Amazing Scotsman'.

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts to smithereens with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign

'Don't miss Angus, the Amazing Scotsman'.

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!

He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated, and there was Angus under the spotlight.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.

Angus stood up and bowed to his audience, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

'You're incredible!' he told Angus. 'But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?'

'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up

to them and displayed his endowments. The first old lady had a stroke,

the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady's arms were too

short to reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can fart in time to a song without much effort

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"When you can fart in time to a song without much effort

Hopefully all dry ones

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Can’t remember what I was going to say

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Mrs Misfit found the first grey hair on my chest the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You listen to songs on YouTube that seem modern and recent but people be in the comments saying how they don't make music as good as this no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose that it's a sign for people you're pushing on when members of the bands you follow start dropping off or you hear of a soccer player you used to love watching has passed on, we're here for a very short time , the window is very small Indeed , you only have one life so live it , no regrets.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

I've said yes to pretty much everything posted here... must be getting old

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you

You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni. "

We have three Teachers at our school who weren't even born when I started working at the school

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can fart in time to a song without much effort

Hopefully all dry ones

So far yes

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

you can't join in the under 30s thread.

Next stop 40s and middle agedom.

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

When you are watching porn and you think to yourself...now that looks like a comfy bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are watching porn and you think to yourself...now that looks like a comfy bed"

I saw a new HOT PHOTO on here and my initial thought was "damn, loving the colour scheme in that bedroom"!! Lol

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Go upstairs to get your phone charger, forget what you went up for when you get upstairs, only to remember when you get back downstairs

now you have to go back upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you

You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni.

We have three Teachers at our school who weren't even born when I started working at the school

Cal"

Only three ? You are lucky

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

When I get told I’m too old …. Never thought I’d see that day

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