FabSwingers.com forum: What is the stupidest reason you have a scar

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken pox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked up my landing paragliding

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Fought a pokemon plushy and it took my legs out and I bopped a table edge Pesky pokemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken pox"
someone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a knuckle on my right hand after punching a spider

Beat that shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bit.

By a big cat.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Being stroppy loading the dishwasher aged 12, sliced my thumb on a big sharp knife. The night before I was going to buy a PS1.

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

One on my forehead from a carboot lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A steal wire rope snapping and the frayed strand sliced my wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

Picked the nipple off?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two on my head

I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)

The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have two on my head

I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)

The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me

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still friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two on my head

I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)

The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me

still friends

Friends now

Not so much as teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a chicken pox scar on my forhead, and a Harry Potter looking zigzag scar on my finger where I tripped over my dogs pen and had an open fracture

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have two on my head

I got hit by a park swing for the first (when the seats were made out of solid chunks of wood)

The second was when my sister threw half a brick at me

still friends

Friends now

Not so much as teenagers

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Good show

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Being stroppy loading the dishwasher aged 12, sliced my thumb on a big sharp knife. The night before I was going to buy a PS1. "

I'm not surprised you were stroppy ,the PS2 was out by then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I fell down the stairs holding the cat and did not let go of him so I have a faint scar on my breast.

I also broke 2 bones in my foot from stamping on a spider which was on my foot

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake."
Expand please

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Smiley face off a fucking clipper

.. and multiple hand scars from playing knuckles as a youth.

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

Ran into glass door and bit through my lip….

In my defence I was 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please

In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a prevalent one on my right shoulder ..was tipsy and fell into someone front garden into a rose bush ...lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Opened a baked bean tin in a rush...the edge is very sharp!

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please

In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose

that's quality ...not that you got injured ...just that you're fuckin crazy

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Playing the game 'red rover' in junior school where you had to run and break through a chain of people. There was a brick wall behind them, cracked my head open and a nice trip to hospital and stitches on my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was d*unk and decided to annoy a snake.Expand please

In the days of jackass and young lads trying to copy them I decided I would get my friends pet snake out and repeatedly stick my face in his. He latched onto my nose

that's quality ...not that you got injured ...just that you're fuckin crazy

I’m not that crazy. Just did some dumb shit when I was young. I now have a very rational fear of snakes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9inch angle grinder hit me in the neck. Thought I'd smashed my jaw then I saw the cut. There was literally no blood and it only cut through one of the superficial muscles. Looked like a scene from a body horror movie, this huge open wound exposing the muscles beneath. I am very, very lucky to be alive and as pretty as I was that morning (not saying much but you get me)

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hopped up some steps in school. Smashed my shin into a really low wall (I'm r8 tall so it was out of my peripheral vision lol). Bless me. Took a chunk out my leg and I didn't tell anyone!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"9inch angle grinder hit me in the neck. Thought I'd smashed my jaw then I saw the cut. There was literally no blood and it only cut through one of the superficial muscles. Looked like a scene from a body horror movie, this huge open wound exposing the muscles beneath. I am very, very lucky to be alive and as pretty as I was that morning (not saying much but you get me)"
wow !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight with a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

Picked the nipple off?!!

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yep now just a dent there where the nipple was

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ran into glass door and bit through my lip….

In my defence I was 4"

If only it was defence you ran into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every staff member in a and e came to see me. I was also really lucky the vascular surgeon was on that day because he sewed up the muscle before the skin and I can still grimace when I remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we go for the falling over a dog when I was five, or falling through a ceiling because someone left stuff on the floor next to where the floorboards were up, and thus ended up with me tripping and going through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to copy a scene from a movie. (Mr).

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Tried to copy a scene from a movie. (Mr). "
come on . What movie .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to copy a scene from a movie. (Mr). come on . What movie .

Please be mission impossible

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Tried to copy a scene from a movie. (Mr). "

Debbie Does Dallas?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do we go for the falling over a dog when I was five, or falling through a ceiling because someone left stuff on the floor next to where the floorboards were up, and thus ended up with me tripping and going through it"

Haha, I have a falling over the dog one too. In my Grandma's garden, age 7, head meeting a pile of bricks as I landed. 6 stitches later and a scar I'm still quite proud of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to copy a scene from a movie. (Mr). come on . What movie .

Lethal Weapon. The lighter scene.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

As a kid I kept spinning around as fast as I could and making my self dissy in the living room. But one time broke out of it and had not control and cracked my head open on the fire place. The scar can still be seen on the side of my head.

Or possibly this one?

I have one from the morning after the last night in my old rugby clubs club house. The club was moving to a new ground and the bar needed emptying. Woke up in the morning with the duvet stuck to my leg. Huge gash, dried blood everywhere. Left a scar and a dent in my leg about 1cm wide, 4cm long. Still to this day haven't a club what happened but can guarantee it was from something very stupid.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"As a kid I kept spinning around as fast as I could and making my self dissy in the living room. But one time broke out of it and had not control and cracked my head open on the fire place. The scar can still be seen on the side of my head.

Or possibly this one?

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wowser !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to stop my dog from going out the gate , to this day l still wonder to myself why l didn't just let him off he wasn't gonna go that far .

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

L shaped scar on my eyebrow due to an over eager sexual partner.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I squished a drink can's to the bottom of my shoes when younger..tried to make them sound like high heels

One of them came off, I tripped up and ladded on the split squished can an nearly cut ALL of my thumb off from my palm

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I squished a drink can's to the bottom of my shoes when younger..tried to make them sound like high heels

One of them came off, I tripped up and ladded on the split squished can an nearly cut ALL of my thumb off from my palm

True story

OUCH !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese burn from school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

When I was a kid, I decided to try & cut something with my Dad's razor & slit my own wrist!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason "

Photo, or it doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason

Photo, or it doesn't exist

Private one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t we done this already?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Chicken poxsomeone i know got one on there nipple as a child and picked it off

I’ve got a scar on my boob for the same reason

Photo, or it doesn't exist

Private one?"

Go on then....if you insist

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I have a small round one on my knee from where I fell off a 6 ft wall, and a newish one across my eyebrow from falling over on a night out (before I'd had a drink!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my arm on a car door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping a hot kettle of water down the whole of my right side. 3rd degree burns from shoulder to hip. Bloody agony and angry scars now

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Running down the stairs in high heels to answer the door fell and my arm went straight through glass pane ..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Dropping a hot kettle of water down the whole of my right side. 3rd degree burns from shoulder to hip. Bloody agony and angry scars now "

I may need to investigate this injury, with my extensive knowledge of body parts (lie, this is just a not so subtle attempt to look at your boobs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention. Thinking of renaming myself the Bionic Man

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Dropping a hot kettle of water down the whole of my right side. 3rd degree burns from shoulder to hip. Bloody agony and angry scars now "
similar, 30%burns..petrol and bonfires are not a good mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I have a falling over the dog one too. In my Grandma's garden, age 7, head meeting a pile of bricks as I landed. 6 stitches later and a scar I'm still quite proud of..."

If your scar looks like mine, I imagine you get people telling you to get eyes tattooed by it to make it look like a smily face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I somehow miscalculated jumping off a wall and got a gash on my shin, anyone touching the scar even 40 years later, and I feel nauseous

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Car crash at 15 I’ll fitting seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shingles aged 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneed on portable electric cooker...but i was a child i only remember my burned skin ripped off by a nurse

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Falling asleep with a hot water bottle on my leg that was so hot it blistered. Looks like a bullet entry hole. I might have imbibed of a nightcap that number my senses somewhat.

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Hot jam donut burn... dribbled out

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I crash my bike into an underpass bridge and not wearing a helmet at the time. Busted my forehead open and administer first aid on myself as no one was around at the time. Can't remember how I got to hospital though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will be a bit stomach churning.

Someone in the family put some food in the dustbin in an unsealed bag.

The flies got in and loaded eggs.

within days the bin was alive with maggots.

In an attempt to get rid of them I decided that I'd 'cook' them with a kitchen blow torch.

After I'd killed most of them, I accidently touched my leg with the gun and now have a scar

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"This will be a bit stomach churning.

Someone in the family put some food in the dustbin in an unsealed bag.

The flies got in and loaded eggs.

within days the bin was alive with maggots.

In an attempt to get rid of them I decided that I'd 'cook' them with a kitchen blow torch.

After I'd killed most of them, I accidently touched my leg with the gun and now have a scar "
Did it for the right reasons and pardon the pun it backfired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunny hopped a ramp the wrong way as a 10 year old on my bmx, 1st run cleared it, 2nd run back wheel hit top of ramp flipped me over cut my knee open with a 3 inch gash could see down to my kneecap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scar on my shin from falling up concrete steps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Running down the stairs in high heels to answer the door fell and my arm went straight through glass pane .."

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know where to start! Small scar on my right knee from stabbing myself with a pencil and the "lead" being stuck in it for a couple of years.

Scar on my right forearm slicing myself open doing blood brothers with my life mate on my first squadron

Faint burn mark when I overheat a bit due to setting my entire chest and head alight in a very poorly executed fire breathing stunt.

Faint burn mark above my eyebrow and on my neck from moshing into a massive bonfire.

Two large red scars on my left shin from climbing up a wooden flagpole that snapped when I was at the top - BB scarred herself up the other flagpole at the same festival.

There's a bit of a theme with some of my "accidents"

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Stabbed myself in the gum with a pencil

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A red ant bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another I remember was when I was about 4 or 5 I pulled a kettle of boiling water down on me at my Grans fortunately the water only landed on my foot. I still have a postage stamp sized scar on the top of my foot today just about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog chasing horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled a teapot of freshly made tea over me when I was little. Got a lovely big scar on my arm as a result.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I have a few.

Old scar on my leg from having a lit oxyacetylene welding torch stuck in the side of my thigh.

Scar on my hand where I had to put a window through as next door neighbour locked herself out and her toddler was in the house on her own.

Scar on my head where I walked into a flap on a fighter jet.

I also have a really faint scar on my right nut from a hernia that was strangling my ball as a kid. 4 stitches.

Faint scar where I was bitten by a fucking PENGUIN!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

D*unk at a wedding and getting my heel stuck in between two dance floor tiles = clean break and a plate with 8 pins in my ankle. Didn’t feel a thing!

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Proving that a knife was not sharp.

It was.

Razor sharp.

Not only do I have a scar but I have a lack of feeling in one finger due to the nerve damage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age 13 bmx over a ramp no brakes right into a pebble dash wall,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a scar on my,on my Forehead decided it was a good idea to headbutt a Texas Squat bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or first boys holiday moped (been riding motocross since i was 5) booting it down a road and a goat runs out in front of me the rest is history including a tentenis jag i bought from the local chemist ha ha ha

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Got a scar on my,on my Forehead decided it was a good idea to headbutt a Texas Squat bar "

I have no idea what that is but it sounds like a great night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a scar on my,on my Forehead decided it was a good idea to headbutt a Texas Squat bar

I have no idea what that is but it sounds like a great night out

Trying to get Myself Pumped up at a powerlifting comp,instead concussion and 6.cm.scar

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Hit in face by a can kicked by a friend walking home from school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body

quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Dog bit me on the face. Superficial fortunately and it didn't harm my handsome looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age 7 i was poking a bbq in the hot coals with a stick. .. i then poked my knee with the same stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body

quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself."

Ditto... i am a picker too!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Scar on my finger where I forgot it was there when cutting paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a completely flat finger nail from an old worked dropping a steel girder on it and then not being able to lift it off

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

After watching a movie in the cinema i tried to vault over a railing in the theatre - didnt make it. I apparently spun around the railing like a teddy bear and split my eyebrow open. Had to go A&E to get my face glued together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all, get in touch I'm feeling naughty tonight...don't be shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body

quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself.

Ditto... i am a picker too! "
I am guilty aswell

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

As a kid I was hopping around my room fully zipped up in a sleeping bag, the dog joined in and pushed me over. Couldn't free my hands so smashed my eyebrow off a bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do we start?

Opening a tin of beans and cutting my thumb on the edge.

Helping my mate who d*unkenly got in a fight with half of the Harlequins 1st team.

Trapping my knee between boards on a 5 a side pitch.

Ignoring a doctor's advice to not do any physical activity for 3 weeks otherwise my stiches will explode......then play 11 a side because my team was short and would have forfeited 3 days after an op.

Scratching and cutting open my leg on some metal weight plates.....not once....but twice in a month (took a file into the gym to get the sharp edge off after the second time)

One on my nose after tripping on my sandals as a kid.....but that's faded to the extent where you can't see it anymore unless the light catches it just so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was very small I walked into pipe that was sticking out at my Nan’s and cut my face.

When I was only a little bit small I was swinging on the twisty computer chairs at home and the CD thing was open on the computer and cut my leg across it. Both left scars and were so ridiculously stupid incidents.

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Got d*unk and slipped on ice, woke up in A&E, with a nurse looming over me with a needle and thread

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"A terrible habit of picking or scratching off any slight blemish, spot etc, im absolutely covered in little scars all over my body

quite embarrasing but I cant stop myself."

I'm exactly the same!! I know it'll scar but I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pouring out fat from a roasting dish on Xmas day while d*unk…

Didn’t feel the heat when leaning the dish against my arm!

Live and learn

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Tried cutting my arm off with an angle grinder, luckily I just nicked all the tendons.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have scars on my knuckles because when we were in primary school, my brother deliberately kept his fingernails dirty and ragged to use as weapons

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a battery acid burn in my chest because I wore a battery powered PA system in the rain.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Scar on my scalp where I was hit in the head by half a brick thrown by one of the bad kids.

Yes I did cry.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Sitting on a pair of scissors, that went straight into my leg.

Or falling off my bmx and smashing my knee in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck my finger in a baked potato. No I don't know why either.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Falling through the greenhouse glass!

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"I broke a knuckle on my right hand after punching a spider

Beat that shit!!

Wow all them eyes and he never saw it coming

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Fell down a manhole when I was 13 or a piece of glass in my knee when I was 8 !!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In South Africa we would get d*unk as Teenagers and go out at night with a pickup and spotlights to catch rabbits and antelope with our bare hands.

One person would blind the animal's and you would hop off the pickup and try to catch them. (It was exiting and humorous and the few animal's that we actually caught were all released unharmed)

Hilarious chases would ensue, almost invariably ending up in a d*unken tangle of limbs ploughing headfirst into the dirt, to the amusement of everybody watching....

One night I was chasing a rabbit that veered up the embankment with me right on its tail. As I reached out to grab it, my visions of triumph were momentarily interrupted by a sudden thought of "oh fuck, the barbed wire fence" then I ran straight into said fence with such speed and violence that my jeans and t-shirt were almost complete shredded! I was left almost naked and bleeding and impaled on the rusty barbs....

One of those scars is just under my right eye..... Of the many scars from my youthful misadventures that probably takes the trophy for the most stupid!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Oh yes I fell over in living room and my leg landed on a darning needle that mom had dropped. It went in backwards and the wool was hang so dad went to pull it which broke it inside my leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got attacked by a fish.

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