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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you peel the little stringy things off too?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It opens from the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t bother peeling it

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes but it has to have brown spots, hate green bananas.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don’t bother peeling it "

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s irrelevant.

I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Yessssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s irrelevant.

I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.

"

Of peeing? ewww!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s irrelevant.

I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.

Of peeing? ewww!!

"

Do you not pee while you eat bananas?

It’s liberating.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It opens from the bottom "

So do I

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Do you peel the little stringy things off too? "

No. The stringy things taste good. I also eat all the seeds from melons and pips from apples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s irrelevant.

I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.

Of peeing? ewww!!

Do you not pee while you eat bananas?

It’s liberating. "

Not usually no

Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I do. Not had a banana in a few years though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s irrelevant.

I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.

Of peeing? ewww!!

Do you not pee while you eat bananas?

It’s liberating.

Not usually no

Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though. "

You haven’t lived.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

No, I'm a sloppy eater when it comes to putting sweet things in my mouth...strings and all

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Do you peel the little stringy things off too? "

Absolutely!! I have to remove any evidence of the stringy bits, also the slightly gnarly bit at the top...I always leave the half centimetre at the bottom too

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It opens from the bottom

So do I"

I do too..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I don’t bother peeling it "

You don't put it in your mouth do you

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I like mine barely ripened, no mushy stuff except when going into a banana cake or loaf.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t bother peeling it

You don't put it in your mouth do you "

It goes right down my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t bother peeling it

You don't put it in your mouth do you

It goes right down my throat "

I do it as part of my mating ritual

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach


"It opens from the bottom "

You mean from the top.

Bananas grow upwards, with the stalk at the bottom. Rather like your profile picture.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

If you peel it the wrong way you don’t get as many stringy things

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Bananas the great all rounder fruit.

Green, they aid lower digestion and firm you up. Yellow, great flavour good carbs. Ripe ones, loads of sugar energy.

Peel green from the bottom, ripe ones from the top. X

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)"

Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)

Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute "

Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)

Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute

Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me? "

If we caught it at the right time. I don’t like them too green or too yellow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)"

Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)

Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back "

I feel like this is a conspiracy theory where *they* try and trick me into doing something that's stupid and obviously incorrect.

Like when they put tongue brushes on the back of toothbrushes or repeatedly try and convince us that sprouts are edible

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Yes I also chop both ends of as when I was younger I was told that’s where spiders lay their eggs ..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)"

We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong.

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach


"We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong."

Monkeys don't carefully pinch the end of a banana and then peel it, they just break them in half, or bite straight through the skin.

So yes, monkeys do it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually stuck to the penis so no.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I prefer them in a milkshake

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I eat my banana in slices with a knife that's the sort of man I am

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"I eat my banana in slices with a knife that's the sort of man I am "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I do yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's usually stuck to the penis so no."

Why would you say this in my poor, innocent thread?

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