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"I don’t bother peeling it " Phew. | |||
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"It’s irrelevant. I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking. " Of peeing? ewww!! | |||
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"It opens from the bottom " So do I | |||
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"Do you peel the little stringy things off too? " No. The stringy things taste good. I also eat all the seeds from melons and pips from apples. | |||
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"It’s irrelevant. I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking. Of peeing? ewww!! Do you not pee while you eat bananas? It’s liberating. " Not usually no Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though. | |||
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"It’s irrelevant. I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking. Of peeing? ewww!! Do you not pee while you eat bananas? It’s liberating. Not usually no Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though. " You haven’t lived. | |||
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"Do you peel the little stringy things off too? " Absolutely!! I have to remove any evidence of the stringy bits, also the slightly gnarly bit at the top...I always leave the half centimetre at the bottom too | |||
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"It opens from the bottom So do I" I do too.. | |||
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"I don’t bother peeling it " You don't put it in your mouth do you | |||
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"I don’t bother peeling it You don't put it in your mouth do you " It goes right down my throat | |||
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"I don’t bother peeling it You don't put it in your mouth do you It goes right down my throat " I do it as part of my mating ritual | |||
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"It opens from the bottom " You mean from the top. Bananas grow upwards, with the stalk at the bottom. Rather like your profile picture. | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)" Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene) Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute " Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me? | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene) Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me? " If we caught it at the right time. I don’t like them too green or too yellow | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)" Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene) Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back " I feel like this is a conspiracy theory where *they* try and trick me into doing something that's stupid and obviously incorrect. Like when they put tongue brushes on the back of toothbrushes or repeatedly try and convince us that sprouts are edible | |||
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)" We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong. | |||
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"We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong." Monkeys don't carefully pinch the end of a banana and then peel it, they just break them in half, or bite straight through the skin. So yes, monkeys do it wrong. | |||
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"I eat my banana in slices with a knife that's the sort of man I am " Ouch! | |||
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"It's usually stuck to the penis so no." Why would you say this in my poor, innocent thread? | |||
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