FabSwingers.com forum: If you got arrested and there was no reason given

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would everyone guess you got arrested for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrorism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Terrorism."

I’m scared to ask why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burglary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrorism.

I’m scared to ask why

Oh no its literally just my name is all

And some of the people I have hung out with.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Stealing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burglary"

And what do they think you would be stealing? Wives?

Hearts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Terrorism.

I’m scared to ask why

Oh no its literally just my name is all

And some of the people I have hung out with."

Not the body warmer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stealing. "

Stealing what?

*goes to check underwear draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrorism.

I’m scared to ask why

Oh no its literally just my name is all

And some of the people I have hung out with.

Not the body warmer?

No not the body warmer avoid wearing one though when I enter a country I shall not name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being nude in public

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bad driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being nude in public "

Actually probably same here do have a bad habit of doing my bins in a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gbh/abh assault

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Nuking the Jaffa Cakes production line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public indecency

(I wouldn’t btw)

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Stealing.

Stealing what?

*goes to check underwear draw

Ha ha … I actually did asked/accused of taking something from a fab meets house once

he sent me a voicenote the next day clearly not happy as he thought I stole….

…His hairbrush. Why would I take his bloody hairbrush?! I still laugh now when I think about it. He was deadly serious too… His voice was very pissy on the voicenote he sent me.

I did joke around about taking the lamp in his front room though as it was really nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being nude in public "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gbh/abh assault "

I think you seriously might need some help if this is what people would think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you mean fab people

Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets

If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nuking the Jaffa Cakes production line "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Public indecency

(I wouldn’t btw)"

I’m waiting to find you on Google street view

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Semi naked in public....it could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burglary

And what do they think you would be stealing? Wives?

Hearts? "

Definitely wives.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Because it's illegal to be this sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if you mean fab people

Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets

If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind "

Any that will give an hilarious response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug dealing or some gang related offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/22 09:40:52]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Semi naked in public....it could happen

Only could?

Streaking or something more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rioting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because it's illegal to be this sexy

Is what I said to your **** last

no no no I’ll be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burglary

And what do they think you would be stealing? Wives?

Hearts?

Definitely wives.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being black or being too sexy for my shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if you mean fab people

Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets

If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind

Any that will give an hilarious response

Ooo well emmm night club toilets

I am definitely a easy classy cheap date couple off free drinks dingy toilet or back alley way or in less it’s close to closing time then emmm need to take me home but I promise to be gone by the time They woke up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if you mean fab people

Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets

If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind

Any that will give an hilarious response

Ooo well emmm night club toilets

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Being a miserable old git.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being a miserable old git."

I hope you can’t get arrested for that. That’s me buggered too

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would everyone guess you got arrested for? "

Being on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would everyone guess you got arrested for?

Being on fab ?

No longer think were quite that zealous anymore brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder. People would assume I've finally snapped...

*Whispers* it's always the quiet, unassuming ones shhh *laughs maniacally and clears throats*

Excuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/22 09:56:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Murder

That's a strong response to your Shepherd's Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cow tipping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cow tipping."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zip wiring nude

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Slapping Chris Rock

someone need to be arrested

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Murder

That's a strong response to your Shepherd's Pie

But true

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

xx"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Being too sexy for my shirt

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Because it's illegal to be this sexy

Is what I said to your **** last

no no no I’ll be good"

Joke's on you, I don't have a ****. Wait, what are we talking about here?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Protesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assault

I’d a very misspent younger years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Protesting "

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Protesting "

Against?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Protesting

Against? "

Me ,I’m simply too handsome its unfair

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Protesting

Against? "

Various things. Usually protesting for things to be honest. I've joined a few handmaid protests for women's reproductive rights. I've personally never had any issues but I have witnessed arrests at protests I've attended. Usually it's because they're an idiot though and retaliated poorly to counter protesters. We always get religious people at Liverpool pride who come out to hold placards with bible verses and stuff about homosexuality and a few people have been arrested for throwing things at them and stuff. Obviously it's not nice to see them but they do just stand there. I think they're best ignored as there's thousands within the parade and usually less than a dozen of them which I think says enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downloading porn illegally

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Late night and unable to walk in a straight line, but surely that doesn’t matter if you are only in control of your feet and nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plotting to overthrow the fab forum clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

xx"

I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Giving Illegally good dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showering in a public fountain

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Murder... I don't do things by halves

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Being an argumentative,swinger-antagonising pest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High value car theft oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it would be a set up and i know exactly who would have done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exposure (not on purpose of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being too cool for school.

Or for being in a school.

Sounds worse than it is.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!"

Follow me,noow!!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

I just look guilty, then they fit me up. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!

Follow me,noow!!

But we’re supposed to barter first…

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Murder, probably multiple counts.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

P would be arrested for slapping a dick.

I'll let her answer for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would everyone guess you got arrested for? "

Neighbours given false statements to the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!

Follow me,noow!!

But we’re supposed to barter first…"

Or banter…

Maybe Bantha? No… doesn’t ‘sound’ quite right…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Attempted manslaughter

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Semi naked in public....it could happen

Only could?

Streaking or something more? "

Photographic evidence on our profile so it would be a fair cop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"P would be arrested for slapping a dick.

I'll let her answer for me

There are so many things I could choose for you! Probably saying the wrong thing to the wrong person though :P

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Caught masturbating...it did happen by my female nextdoor neighbour. Luckily nothing more was said but she did give me some strange looks. She saw me through kitchen window which overlooked bedroom.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The same reason as last time

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!

Follow me,noow!!

But we’re supposed to barter first…"

I was quoting the grim reaper from the sketch

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Eating crisps without the requisite paperwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being sickeningly sunny and pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For being sickeningly sunny and pleasant. "

Or sexually assaulting Jonny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught masturbating...it did happen by my female nextdoor neighbour. Luckily nothing more was said but she did give me some strange looks. She saw me through kitchen window which overlooked bedroom."

Lucky boy!!

Was caught in a fbs garden that was fun the police were very gentle.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tom Foolery......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For being sickeningly sunny and pleasant.

Or sexually assaulting Jonny."

I have a signed contract of consent, I'm good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For being sickeningly sunny and pleasant.

Or sexually assaulting Jonny."

She touches me.

*points at teddy bear*

Here, here and… here

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Trolling.

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