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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

till Skyfall comes out. Actually moist with excitement

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Do you think Adele sounds like a d*unk pub singer in the theme tune?

Haaaa letta zzzkyyyy fallllllllzaaaaa!

Whenid kkkerrrrrumbols!!! Hic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea me too mate. Love Craig as Bond, Brosnan was good (Connery was best)but it's all about ass-kicking now lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea me too mate. Love Craig as Bond, Brosnan was good (Connery was best)but it's all about ass-kicking now lol."

didn't like brosnan but thought he was better than the final couple of moore ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think Adele sounds like a d*unk pub singer in the theme tune?

Haaaa letta zzzkyyyy fallllllllzaaaaa!

Whenid kkkerrrrrumbols!!! Hic!"

think it needs to be heard with the opening credits for full effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea me too mate. Love Craig as Bond, Brosnan was good (Connery was best)but it's all about ass-kicking now lol.

didn't like brosnan but thought he was better than the final couple of moore ones"

Moore was just flannel, a throwback to a gentler, more sophisticated England. I liked the way Pierce moved, He strafed and jinked (as you do). None of the others did that, they ambled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait too. Craig plays him more like he is in the books. A cold hard bastard lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait too. Craig plays him more like he is in the books. A cold hard bastard lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remembering doing the Roger Moore (what a name

) patented karate chop as a kid and thinking 'this needs work'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

007 will have to wait I got a meet with Pussy Galore on Friday

Connery has been the best for me also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?"

He sorta was, David Niven played the lead in the first version of Casino Royale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?

He sorta was, David Niven played the lead in the first version of Casino Royale "

that was after connery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of 007, and to hijack the thread momentarily, Viagra have brought out a new pill called the 007. It doesn't keep you hard for longer but it makes you Roger Moore....bum bum

Right gentlemen, continue....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am going first thing Friday morning, I can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?

He sorta was, David Niven played the lead in the first version of Casino Royale

that was after connery"

Fuck me you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think Adele sounds like a d*unk pub singer in the theme tune?

Haaaa letta zzzkyyyy fallllllllzaaaaa!

Whenid kkkerrrrrumbols!!! Hic!"

Don't know about that but her next two albums will be about changing nappies, cleaning shitty arses, sore nipples and sleepless nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?"

Connery: Devious gentlemen

Moore: Ladies & granddad's

Lazenby: Tea and biscuits

Dalton: Fifth Gear

Brosnan: GQ

Craig: Hard as a coffin nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

Completely agree with this, every bond as brought something different to the character, Moore made it more accessible to a family audience as he was famous before hand and brought a comic slant to the films, I mean the man can convey any feelings with one eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

the comedy really started with Diamonds Are Forever, don't mind a bit of it but some films had far too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait too. Craig plays him more like he is in the books. A cold hard bastard lol."

Totally agree can't wait to see it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double edged sword for me. I love Bond, but truly hate Craig as an actor. The pre_iews look good, and I am going this weekend, but will watch Craig through gritted teeth.

Terrible actor and worst Bond ever, even worse for me is that he has signed for another 2 films.... maybe he will learn to smile by then, but it won't be long enough to learn charm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double edged sword for me. I love Bond, but truly hate Craig as an actor. The pre_iews look good, and I am going this weekend, but will watch Craig through gritted teeth.

Terrible actor and worst Bond ever, even worse for me is that he has signed for another 2 films.... maybe he will learn to smile by then, but it won't be long enough to learn charm.

got to disagree craig's my favourite bond and he's smiled in every film so far which is more than dalton did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double edged sword for me. I love Bond, but truly hate Craig as an actor. The pre_iews look good, and I am going this weekend, but will watch Craig through gritted teeth.

Terrible actor and worst Bond ever, even worse for me is that he has signed for another 2 films.... maybe he will learn to smile by then, but it won't be long enough to learn charm.

got to disagree craig's my favourite bond and he's smiled in every film so far which is more than dalton did"

I could not stand Dalton either, too 'theatre lovey' for the role, but he did look like a Bond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double edged sword for me. I love Bond, but truly hate Craig as an actor. The pre_iews look good, and I am going this weekend, but will watch Craig through gritted teeth.

Terrible actor and worst Bond ever, even worse for me is that he has signed for another 2 films.... maybe he will learn to smile by then, but it won't be long enough to learn charm.

got to disagree craig's my favourite bond and he's smiled in every film so far which is more than dalton did

I could not stand Dalton either, too 'theatre lovey' for the role, but he did look like a Bond."

yeah, hard to judge when he only did two films though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx"

Bob Holness was the very first Bond to be aired on radio, before television really took off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, Dalton was hampered by poor scripting. The Living Daylights, supposedly a vehicle for Rodger Moore contained far too much humour for Daltons portrayal of Bond; which was far closer to the book persona of Bond than previous actor in the role.

Craig plays Bond quite close to the written 'Bond' as well whilst giving the character a far more human edge, particularly in Casino Royale, where for the first time you really do get a sense that Bond can be hurt, which puts a hither-to sense of danger into the action.

Sadly, Quantum of Solace is a big pile of shit; particularly the notion of a Hydrogen-filled hotel in the middle of the desert. May as well have returned to hollow volcano's kitted out with goons and monorails.

Hopefully Skyfall will be a return to form, though I have some reservations over Javier Bardem as the bad guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

the comedy really started with Diamonds Are Forever, don't mind a bit of it but some films had far too much"

Don't you knock Diamonds are Forever! Got the best ass of any Bond girl in that one - Jill St John in the bikini [ Phwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

(off for a wank at the thought of it...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

the comedy really started with Diamonds Are Forever, don't mind a bit of it but some films had far too much

Don't you knock Diamonds are Forever! Got the best ass of any Bond girl in that one - Jill St John in the bikini [ Phwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

(off for a wank at the thought of it...)

i agree but it really isn't a good bond fim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx

Bob Holness was the very first Bond to be aired on radio, before television really took off."

In the 1954 TV version of Casino Royale, Barry Nelson played 'Jimmy Bond', a 'Cardsense' and not a secret agent.

Bob Holness played James Bond in the Radio play in 1956.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema. "

or talkies as they were called back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema.

or talkies as they were called back then

...... Cheeky boy .... it was in colour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema.

or talkies as they were called back then

...... Cheeky boy .... it was in colour!

double feature with organ music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love connery too, but no one did cheese like moore, had me smiling in every one

the comedy really started with Diamonds Are Forever, don't mind a bit of it but some films had far too much

Don't you knock Diamonds are Forever! Got the best ass of any Bond girl in that one - Jill St John in the bikini [ Phwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

(off for a wank at the thought of it...)

i agree but it really isn't a good bond fim"

Agreed. Very poor Bond film..... but great arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema.

or talkies as they were called back then

...... Cheeky boy .... it was in colour!

double feature with organ music?"

Amazing how that organ just seemed to rise on its own.....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This would probably be the wrong thread to admit I have only ever seen one bond movie lol.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Red carpet night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My youngest is beside himself waiting to go see it.

He's been a fan of James Bond movies since he was a tot.

I remember James Bond being one of the first cinema trips my parents took the whole family to see, and the excitement in those days was doubly intense, just because we were going to the cinema.

or talkies as they were called back then

...... Cheeky boy .... it was in colour!

double feature with organ music?

Amazing how that organ just seemed to rise on its own.....

Pearl & Dean ads .... and we all had to stand to God Save The Queen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This would probably be the wrong thread to admit I have only ever seen one bond movie lol....."

HOW?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx

Bob Holness was the very first Bond to be aired on radio, before television really took off.

In the 1954 TV version of Casino Royale, Barry Nelson played 'Jimmy Bond', a 'Cardsense' and not a secret agent.

Bob Holness played James Bond in the Radio play in 1956. "

I stand corrected.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?

He sorta was, David Niven played the lead in the first version of Casino Royale "

Well.... No. The first incarnation of Casino Royale was a TV adaptation by CBS in the good ole USofA, with Barry Nelson as James Bond and this was made in 1954, pre-dating Dr No (the first 'official' Bond movie) by some 7 years (Dr No was released in 1961!)

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx

Bob Holness was the very first Bond to be aired on radio, before television really took off.

In the 1954 TV version of Casino Royale, Barry Nelson played 'Jimmy Bond', a 'Cardsense' and not a secret agent.

Bob Holness played James Bond in the Radio play in 1956. "

Erm, I am sure that the Barry Nelson Bond was a member of the American 'Combined Intelligence Agency' in that role... I may be wrong, but am sure I am not! Lol!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i like connery as well but maybe everyone says he's the best just because he was the first?

He sorta was, David Niven played the lead in the first version of Casino Royale

And before I get shot down for my gaffe, Dr No was 1962 not 1961! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of novels...so I dont care if craigs closer to the original bond.I think the latest films have been shit boring.I'll take almost all the bond movies before his to be honest...no matter if there was a few guff ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry Nelson was the first actor to play James Bond in a 1954 hour long special tv adaptation of Casino Royal xx

Just a wee bit of teivia for u lol xx

Bob Holness was the very first Bond to be aired on radio, before television really took off.

In the 1954 TV version of Casino Royale, Barry Nelson played 'Jimmy Bond', a 'Cardsense' and not a secret agent.

Bob Holness played James Bond in the Radio play in 1956.

Erm, I am sure that the Barry Nelson Bond was a member of the American 'Combined Intelligence Agency' in that role... I may be wrong, but am sure I am not! Lol!"

Yes I believe he was. To be honest, having recently watched it (the Barry Nelson Casino Royale) its difficult enough to sit through, let alone pay attention to!

Mind you, its nothing compared to trying to sit through the 1967 version of Casino Royale with David Niven. Holy crap on a cracker, that's a bad film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a fan of novels...so I dont care if craigs closer to the original bond.I think the latest films have been shit boring.I'll take almost all the bond movies before his to be honest...no matter if there was a few guff ones."

There are some guff ones, sadly. Then there is Moonraker!

I have to agree vis-a-vis 'Quantum of Solace' - that was dire - not Moonraker dire - but up there with Die Another Day kind of dire.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Two more sleeps until another Daniel shower scene and the return of the blue trunks. Yaaaaay xx

I'm sorry ... Is there a plot too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry ... Is there a plot too ?

In the last one there wasn't

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

With that body who cares Ben ya old grump lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With that body who cares Ben ya old grump lol

T xx

Oi, not so much of the old!!!

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Hehe oh I'm so sorry laddie .... Better ?? Xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ticket bought

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Friday 26th

booked a couple of weeks ago 12:30 IMAX

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Angus & Findhorn

"Ticket bought

11.45

Friday 26th

booked a couple of weeks ago 12:30 IMAX"

enjoy

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and it's not school holidays..... happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ticket bought

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Friday 26th

booked a couple of weeks ago 12:30 IMAX

enjoy"

thanks and you, actually having trouble sleeping i'm that excited lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ticket bought

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booked a couple of weeks ago 12:30 IMAX"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ticket bought

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booked a couple of weeks ago 12:30 IMAX

Me too "

see you there then

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1 day

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