FabSwingers.com forum: Professional A-Z

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything."

Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anaethetist - not sure of the spelling

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Accountant

Architect

Anaesthetist.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.

Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?

Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Zoologist.....I couldn't wait for the other 24

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Accountant

Architect

Anaesthetist."

The accountants and the one anaesthetist had something in common. The architects are all well and good on paper but they never bloody complete the job.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Zoologist.....I couldn't wait for the other 24"

Zoologists of Fab, please step forward for your interview.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.

Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?

Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.

In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often

Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biologist

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Bobby (policeman)

Botanist

Bus conductor

Cook/Chef

Couturier

Chaplain

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.

Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?

Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.

In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often

Engineer

Would that be singular or clustering all the others together (structural, heating, mechanical etc)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.

Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?

Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.

In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often

Engineer

Would that be singular or clustering all the others together (structural, heating, mechanical etc)?"

Damn. Sussed.

I'll go for clustering.....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bobby (policeman)

Botanist

Bus conductor

Cook/Chef

Couturier

Chaplain

This is a really good list. I don't think I've had a bus conductor or a couturier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank Manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything."
xylophone player

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Biologist

Hmmm, could I count biology teacher for that one?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bank Manager"

Too many bankers to count

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots.

*please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.xylophone player

Femme has offered me one of those on another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dermatologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Security supervisor

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

dentist

doctor

dermatologist

drag queen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

dentist

doctor

dermatologist

drag queen

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Dentist

Dancer

Diplomat

Electrician

Economist

Fireman

Farm worker

Fighter pilot

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Endoscopy

Philanthropist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ecclesiastic

echocardiogram technician

Ecologist

Economist

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dermatologist

Ooooo, specialists! Dermatology could come in handy. Step forward.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Security supervisor

Would that be the burly bouncer? Should I reclassify him under s?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Chrononaut.

Dendrochronologist.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

farmer

geologist

handyman

icecream man

judge

kithchen fitter

linesman

merchant

naval officer

optician

policeman

quantity surveyor

RIGGER

supermarket checkout assistant

tele salesman

undertaker

violinist

waterboard engineer

xray operator

yardsman

zoologist!

Guess which ONE I am lol!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Guess which ONE I am lol!

you forgot 'bore'

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Eygyptologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dentist

Dancer

Diplomat

Electrician

Economist

Fireman

Farm worker

Fighter pilot

Another good list. I need an electrician so step forward.

No comment on the others.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Guess which ONE I am lol!

you forgot 'bore'

Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!

Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?

LMAO

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?"

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Guess which ONE I am lol!

you forgot 'bore'

Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!

Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?

LMAO"

mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?"

Actually, I could!...lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chrononaut.

Dendrochronologist. "

Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?

Actually, I could!...lol"

Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Rugby pro!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Guess which ONE I am lol!

you forgot 'bore'

Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!

Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?

LMAO

mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges

lol"

Oi you two! This is my to do list. I am beginning to think that I may have to take a couple from each letter in the alphabet. I may need some help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?

Actually, I could!...lol

Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think."

Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forensic Scientist, though I fear I wouldn't get picked over a Fireman, lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?

Actually, I could!...lol

Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think.

Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch!"

I already know that. I am sure some of the tests you devise are purely to keep you amused during a long clinic session.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Forensic Scientist, though I fear I wouldn't get picked over a Fireman, lol"

Forensic scientist does better than forensic accountant.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Rugby pro!"

About 60% of those that have contacted me since I started this malarky have claimed to play rugby. I wonder if the contact sports leads one to swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Security supervisor

Would that be the burly bouncer? Should I reclassify him under s?"

No that would be me

and I come with my own cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have Chav for C.

I can think of a few people who have made a profession out of that

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I have Chav for C.

I can think of a few people who have made a profession out of that

If you really want one, it is your personal preference after all.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Chrononaut.

Dendrochronologist.

Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time?"

Yes. But it will be hit or miss if you get me or Funky

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chrononaut.

Dendrochronologist.

Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time?

Yes. But it will be hit or miss if you get me or Funky

What are the odds of both of you turning up? I'm not fond of hit or miss - you're supposed to be professionals, do it right the first time.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Proctologist..

site seems to have several..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gynaecologist imm no gynaecologist but ill have a damm good look hope iv spelt it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

QC-Queens Council

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YIELD-LOSS INSPECTOR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound land security officer (for throwing those out who get people to shop elsewhere)

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Archaeologist. The bullwhip is of course optional.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Archaeologist. The bullwhip is of course optional."

No that's mandatory lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajazzler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xenobiologist

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Vajazzler

Is that a profession? I thought it was a hobby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoo keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FLASHER Specialist process worker in the glass industry

KNACKER A harness maker, buyer of old horses and dead animals. 'Knacker's Yard'

MUFFIN MAN An itinerant seller of muffins

NOB THATCHER A wig maker

OWLER A sheep or wool smuggler

SLAPPER or SLAPER One who worked in a pottery preparing the clay for the potter

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"Archaeologist. The bullwhip is of course optional.

No that's mandatory lol

Okay, if you insist. I'll leave the trowel at home though.

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Zoologist.....I couldn't wait for the other 24

Zoologists of Fab, please step forward for your interview."

Actually I am not a Zoologist, but I can be a bit of an animal under the right circumstances. Does that count?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Astronaunt

Prime minister

A sultan

A malteser

Ventrilaquist

Mime artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?

Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?

Actually, I could!...lol

Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think.

Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch!

I already know that. I am sure some of the tests you devise are purely to keep you amused during a long clinic session."

Bang to rights there, but I won't tell you which ones!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Signwriter (if you needed an 'S')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bushtrimmer

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"YIELD-LOSS INSPECTOR

I'm pretty sure I haven't had one of those.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master.

That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pound land security officer (for throwing those out who get people to shop elsewhere)

Shhh, I was hoping to sneak back in there wearing a beard and false nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge."

Depends what sort of 'Queen'!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge.

Depends what sort of 'Queen'!

My best chance will be drama queen, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge.

Depends what sort of 'Queen'!

My best chance will be drama queen, I think."

Plenty to choose from on this site

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

How about a list of profession on Fabs?

Some on here have certainly made a profession out of the following:

Arse-licker - plenty to choose from there then.

Bullshitter - as above.

Creep - and again.... plus it was too obvious to say Cunt.

D*unk - they may be harder to spot... but not always harder in the trouser department.

Egotist - there's one or two of them floating about.... on a cloud just above the top of their pedestal.

Flatterer – just self-deprecate for a while, they’ll soon come out.

God's gift - and like most gifts you'll wish you had the receipt.

Hijacker – say no more.

Idiot – take your pick.

Jerk-off merchant - checkout the chatrooms

Klutz – I could point you in the right direction.

Lazy fucker – oh that’s me as I can’t be arsed to finish this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How about a list of profession on Fabs?

Some on here have certainly made a profession out of the following:

Arse-licker - plenty to choose from there then.

Bullshitter - as above.

Creep - and again.... plus it was too obvious to say Cunt.

D*unk - they may be harder to spot... but not always harder in the trouser department.

Egotist - there's one or two of them floating about.... on a cloud just above the top of their pedestal.

Flatterer – just self-deprecate for a while, they’ll soon come out.

God's gift - and like most gifts you'll wish you had the receipt.

Hijacker – say no more.

Idiot – take your pick.

Jerk-off merchant - checkout the chatrooms

Klutz – I could point you in the right direction.

Lazy fucker – oh that’s me as I can’t be arsed to finish this.

HOUSE! My card is full.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!

I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!

There was a bush trimmer but I don't think there was a bush beater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!

I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so."

I live in hope that one day you will let it spill that you just want to give us all Hugs and Puppies!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!

I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so.

I live in hope that one day you will let it spill that you just want to give us all Hugs and Puppies!

Do you really think I would trust some of the fuckwits on here with the care of a puppy....... ffs....... I am not that cruel... my heart does beat once in a while you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pound land security officer (for throwing those out who get people to shop elsewhere)

Shhh, I was hoping to sneak back in there wearing a beard and false nose."

Again I'm convulsed with laughter at this!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"How about a list of profession on Fabs?

Some on here have certainly made a profession out of the following:

Arse-licker - plenty to choose from there then.

Bullshitter - as above.

Creep - and again.... plus it was too obvious to say Cunt.

D*unk - they may be harder to spot... but not always harder in the trouser department.

Egotist - there's one or two of them floating about.... on a cloud just above the top of their pedestal.

Flatterer – just self-deprecate for a while, they’ll soon come out.

God's gift - and like most gifts you'll wish you had the receipt.

Hijacker – say no more.

Idiot – take your pick.

Jerk-off merchant - checkout the chatrooms

Klutz – I could point you in the right direction.

Lazy fucker – oh that’s me as I can’t be arsed to finish this.

Love it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex therapist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Guess which ONE I am lol!

you forgot 'bore'

Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!

Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?

LMAO

mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges

lol"

Nice come back mate. Good luck to you

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