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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Whoop! My good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening landed first, despite the extra 1s and 0s needed to get it to Shrewsbury tonight!

Greetings from the Eden Valley, Jim and nocturnal sorts. We are broadcasting from a very hidden away cottage and have spent today trying to clear out my Grandad's house...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeevening!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoop! My good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening landed first, despite the extra 1s and 0s needed to get it to Shrewsbury tonight!

Greetings from the Eden Valley, Jim and nocturnal sorts. We are broadcasting from a very hidden away cottage and have spent today trying to clear out my Grandad's house... "

Eden Valley sounds idyllic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello! And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stumpy. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Saturday Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Saturday Jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Happy Saturday! Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Some #EdenFacts

The Eden district has the highest proportion of green space of any district in England, at 97.5% green space.

The Eden Valley is the home of King Arthur's Round Table and also of Pendragon Castle, home of Uther Pendragon (allegedly).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some #EdenFacts

The Eden district has the highest proportion of green space of any district in England, at 97.5% green space.

The Eden Valley is the home of King Arthur's Round Table and also of Pendragon Castle, home of Uther Pendragon (allegedly)."

How green was my valley, 97½%.

Pull the Uther one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hello

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hi Jim, Hi nocturnals!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, Hi nocturnals!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ladybugs. Is your favourite bunny Bugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour."

so is that 3 hours back then? im confused

also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour."

Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

so is that 3 hours back then? im confused

also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that "

Erm, yeah, sure why not.

I think it's because you love cock.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. "

Hihi. I saw the funniest thing today - my husband made tea for his step mum. Except it turns out he randomly decided to froth the milk like a posh coffee. She refused to drink it. Turns out he'd done the same for a visitor in the week and I hadn't known, and he just politely drank it. Amused me no end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually."

done

its now 5.26

not sure if its am or pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

so is that 3 hours back then? im confused

also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that

Erm, yeah, sure why not.

I think it's because you love cock."

No comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed.

Hihi. I saw the funniest thing today - my husband made tea for his step mum. Except it turns out he randomly decided to froth the milk like a posh coffee. She refused to drink it. Turns out he'd done the same for a visitor in the week and I hadn't known, and he just politely drank it. Amused me no end "

Hahahaha. I enjoyed that cup of tea your husband made a latte. The most fun cup of tea ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stephie loves cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stephie loves cock."

Blocked

oh damn you cant block on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephie loves cock.

Blocked

oh damn you cant block on the forum "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora's just uploaded a new photo.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Well I shall love you and leave you. Turns out 3 hours in a soft play centre with a 3 year old is even more exhausting than a threesome. I had to contort myself into some bloody weird positions to get through the equipment too

Nighty night sexy deviants and polite tea drinkers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I shall love you and leave you. Turns out 3 hours in a soft play centre with a 3 year old is even more exhausting than a threesome. I had to contort myself into some bloody weird positions to get through the equipment too

Nighty night sexy deviants and polite tea drinkers x"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, good evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x"

You are more delightful every day

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee."

see you in an hour then, try to leave the jizz mags alone this time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually.

done

its now 5.26

not sure if its am or pm "

AM? PM? Does it really matter? What's one letter, between friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster

evening to the clock crew

i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.

Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually.

done

its now 5.26

not sure if its am or pm

AM? PM? Does it really matter? What's one letter, between friends?"

true, time flies when your having fun and time has really flown by, at this rate it wil be friday next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day "

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Hi Jim, Hi nocturnals!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ladybugs. Is your favourite bunny Bugs? "

Oh yes, the doc says so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, good evening everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day "

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx"

Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker "

I'm back, I'm back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back."

quicker than i imagined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx

Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x"

So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back.

quicker than i imagined "

Yeah, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx

Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x

So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x"

Haha. You can, if you want to. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back.

quicker than i imagined

Yeah, yeah. "

i imagine quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx

Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x

So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x

Haha. You can, if you want to. x"

The Kids from "Fame"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back.

quicker than i imagined

Yeah, yeah.

i imagine quite a lot "

That doesn't surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x

You are more delightful every day

Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx

Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x

So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x

Haha. You can, if you want to. x

The Kids from "Fame" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back.

quicker than i imagined

Yeah, yeah.

i imagine quite a lot

That doesn't surprise me."

Rude Jimbo

good job i like you innit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x"

I'm good thanks, Jimothy.

Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker

I'm back, I'm back.

quicker than i imagined

Yeah, yeah.

i imagine quite a lot

That doesn't surprise me.

Rude Jimbo

good job i like you innit "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x

I'm good thanks, Jimothy.

Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx"

I'm a big fan of walking. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x

I'm good thanks, Jimothy.

Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx

I'm a big fan of walking. x"

I used to be, Jim. But I've become so lazy over lockdown.

I need to get my arse into gear! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well good evening to you all.

What fuckery have i missed? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x

I'm good thanks, Jimothy.

Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx

I'm a big fan of walking. x

I used to be, Jim. But I've become so lazy over lockdown.

I need to get my arse into gear! Xx"

It's the perfect time of year to get back into the walking habit. I'm going to walk around a nature reserve I haven't explored before in Shrewsbury, soon. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1995 Take That released, Back for Good.

https://youtu.be/N2ICtCO8TCw

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour."

It's tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2002 we lost Dudley Moore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

It's tomorrow "

Today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1995 Maurizio Gucci, the 46-year-old heir to the Gucci luxury leather goods and fashion dynasty, was shot dead as he arrived for work at his office in Milan.

Three years later his former wife, Patrizia Reggiani, who is known in Italy as “the Black Widow” or “Lady Gucci”, was jailed after being found guilty of paying a hit-man 300,000 euros to carry out the murder.

Maurizio inherited 50 per cent of the family business after the death of his father in 1983 but spent his money with such reckless abandon that ten years later he was forced to sell his shares to the investment group Investcorp, based in Bahrain.

He married Patrizia, a wealthy Italian socialite in 1973, but he left her in 1985 for a younger woman. The couple divorced in 1991, after which Patrizia was said to be furious about other women that her former husband was dating. Patrizia feared that her daughter’s inheritance would be jeopardised if Maurizio remarried, a situation that became more possible as a procession of women vied for Maurizio’s affections.

Her initial sentence of 29 years was reduced to 26 years on appeal and cut further for good behaviour. She was released after serving 16 years.

Bizarrely, just before her release, Patrizia said in an interview that she wanted to return to the Gucci fold. "I dream of returning to Gucci," she said. "I still feel like a Gucci, in fact, the most Gucci of all. I have the qualifications: for years I went shopping around the world. I came from the world of jewels and it is to that world that I want to return."

Outrageously extravagant, Patrizia used to spend thousands of euros a month just on flowers. She once said: “I would rather weep in a Rolls-Royce than be happy on a bicycle.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2002 we lost Billy Wilder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2000 we lost Ian Dury.

https://youtu.be/CIMNXogXnvE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1915 Typhoid Mary (Mary Mallon) was arrested and returned to quarantine on North Brother Island, New York after spending five years evading health authorities and causing several further outbreaks of typhoid.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2020 Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced he has contracted COVID-19 but will continue to lead the country "thanks to the wizardry of modern technology" while in self-isolation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.

I'm good. *Opens arms*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.

I'm good. *Opens arms*"

•

I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.

I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.

I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they? "

•

How's my future ex-wife doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He posted ² hours ago. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.

I'm good. *Opens arms*

•

I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.

I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.

I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge."

Was it a good do?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?

•

How's my future ex-wife doing?"

Hello future ex-husband. It feels like I saw you post only a few minutes ago and yet hours have passed. I'm good, wide awake after falling asleep far too early (before half eight). I have watched an episode of Bridgerton for my sins. How are you doing?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding."

Good evening Jim! Yes, this is true. I might join Lady Gucci in crying in a rolls being preferable though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding.

Good evening Jim! Yes, this is true. I might join Lady Gucci in crying in a rolls being preferable though. "

You'll make the leather salty.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.

I'm good. *Opens arms*

•

I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.

I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.

I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge.

Was it a good do?"

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It was a good do do do. It wasn't Erykah Bado.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?

•

How's my future ex-wife doing?

Hello future ex-husband. It feels like I saw you post only a few minutes ago and yet hours have passed. I'm good, wide awake after falling asleep far too early (before half eight). I have watched an episode of Bridgerton for my sins. How are you doing? "

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All I can say is: Awwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!

It's a late one with me.

I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.

I'm good. *Opens arms*

•

I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.

I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.

I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge.

Was it a good do?

•

It was a good do do do. It wasn't Erykah Bado."

Doo-wop, doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


""

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Good night Jím. I'm going to dream about you, Princess Puddle, Jamie Pants, KC² and Méli. But not necessarily in that order.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

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Good night Jím. I'm going to dream about you, Princess Puddle, Jamie Pants, KC² and Méli. But not necessarily in that order."

Sweet dreams.

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Hello all. Post work chill time how is everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all. Post work chill time how is everyone? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Randy. I'm good. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got home x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got home x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jasmine. What have you been up to tonight? x

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By *xplorer666Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I have a strange question I want to ask. Anyone who thinks they maye know please answer. About 4 years ago I was regularly having sex with a 65 year old woman i lost my virginity to her and it carried on for about a year. But what has my confused is every time we where having sex she didn't look like she was enjoying herself but she kept inviting me back for more. So I wanna ask why would she keep inviting me back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can someone help him? ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Explorer. Hopefully you'll get some replies to your question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jasmine. What have you been up to tonight? x"

Just a vanilla party, hoping for some fun but no one about at his hour xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It doesn't look like they're going to have a Truro trio. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't look like they're going to have a Truro trio. ^"

I’d settle for a duo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It doesn't look like they're going to have a Truro trio. ^

I’d settle for a duo "

I bet you would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!"

Same to you... How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time is it?"

Nocturnal time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, WeCum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!

Same to you... How's it going? "

I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!

Same to you... How's it going?

I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu?"

All good here, just having a bit of an early morning perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!

Same to you... How's it going?

I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu?

All good here, just having a bit of an early morning perv "

You bloody pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it?

Nocturnal time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, WeCum."

Why thank you very muuuuchhh, I read that in the voice of dracula for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time is it?

Nocturnal time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, WeCum.

Why thank you very muuuuchhh, I read that in the voice of dracula for some reason"

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Good morning Jim and everyone hope you are all well? If two vegans are arguing is it still considered Beef?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim and everyone hope you are all well? If two vegans are arguing is it still considered Beef?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Baz. I've never had beef with a vegan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm peckish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only ²7³ days until Christmas.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only ²7³ days until Christmas. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only ²7³ days until Christmas.

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Where did you come from?!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only ²7³ days until Christmas.

Where did you come from?!"

I'll never tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's not going to tell me. ^

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"She's not going to tell me. ^"

I would but it's boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's not going to tell me. ^

I would but it's boring "

Oh, in that case don't tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an hour later than it was this time yesterday Jim.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"She's not going to tell me. ^

I would but it's boring

Oh, in that case don't tell me."

Tell me something instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's an hour later than it was this time yesterday Jim. "

I hope you had the time of your life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's not going to tell me. ^

I would but it's boring

Oh, in that case don't tell me.

Tell me something instead "

Shrewsbury beat Lincoln one nil yesterday.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"She's not going to tell me. ^

I would but it's boring

Oh, in that case don't tell me.

Tell me something instead

Shrewsbury beat Lincoln one nil yesterday. "

Yay for Shrewsbury!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's not going to tell me. ^

I would but it's boring

Oh, in that case don't tell me.

Tell me something instead

Shrewsbury beat Lincoln one nil yesterday.

Yay for Shrewsbury! "

Yeah!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they? "

You just need to find the right bike for you - and then you can enjoy the ride of your life

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