FabSwingers.com forum: Looking for marriage material

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any takers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get a prenup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we get a prenup?"
prefable a woman

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm guessing you may have to put in a little more work than this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm guessing you may have to put in a little more work than this

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just throwing it out there my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get a prenup? prefable a woman

Beggars can’t be choosers mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what’s on offer

and wether I get a amazing hen do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we get a prenup? prefable a woman

Beggars can’t be choosers mate. "
I'm not begging my mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what’s on offer

and wether I get a amazing hen do

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I like a good party so shall you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get a prenup? prefable a woman

Beggars can’t be choosers mate. I'm not begging my mate "

You say that but…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we get a prenup? prefable a woman

Beggars can’t be choosers mate. I'm not begging my mate

You say that but… "
???

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Any takers?? "

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any takers??

Will there be cake?"
gotta be a three tier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely not marriage material.

Though I am quite pleased about this fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely not marriage material.

Though I am quite pleased about this fact. "
always the bridsmaid never the bride haha xx

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Any takers??

Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier

In that case, I'm in!

Aww damnit-just remembered, I haven't got my divorce through yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any takers?? "

I would but I ain’t moving to Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any takers??

Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier

In that case, I'm in!

Aww damnit-just remembered, I haven't got my divorce through yet

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mine didn't take that long hang in there x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Any takers??

Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier

Thought 5 tier was in vogue currently

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy to have a small slice of wedding cake at your reception.

Happy to be maid of honour also, best man needs to be fit before I agree

No marriage for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any takers??

Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier

Thought 5 tier was in vogue currently

5 Jaffa cakes stacked don’t count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me."
it's no probs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x"

Have you been married before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any takers??

Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier

Thought 5 tier was in vogue currently

5 Jaffa cakes stacked don’t count

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ill swear e the jaffa cakes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before?"
yes divorced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced "

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"

Just kidding I love being married

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

Just kidding I love being married

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I like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

Just kidding I love being married

Mrs saw you type that over your shoulder didn’t she…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm marriage material but I'm taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

Just kidding I love being married

Mrs saw you type that over your shoulder didn’t she… "

I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have an unopened pack of Jaffa Cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?"

You don’t ask for much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?"
the full works and this tongue needs some action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action "

Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action

Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue?"
the round little balls might be a problem but can lap up the yogurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an unopened pack of Jaffa Cakes."
save them for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting married is just letting the government get involved with your relationship i don't understand anyone who wants to get married.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much."

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action "

Am I expected to wear white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action

Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue? the round little balls might be a problem but can lap up the yogurt "

If you neglect the balls it doesn’t matter how much yoghurt you guzzle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action

Am I expected to wear white?"
you can wear your birthday suit if you want to

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Getting married is just letting the government get involved with your relationship i don't understand anyone who wants to get married. "

So no one else can have you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action

Am I expected to wear white? you can wear your birthday suit if you want to "

You haven't seen me naked, have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much.

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"

I was of this opinion, then C hooked his claws in me, I'm willing to try again for him :P

Takes a real special kinda person to change that opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much.

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife."
hang on I can't even get one yet hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

I was of this opinion, then C hooked his claws in me, I'm willing to try again for him :P

Takes a real special kinda person to change that opinion

I’m joking. I married an absolute diamond who isn’t currently squeezing my balls and making me write this at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much.

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife. hang on I can't even get one yet hahaha "

If you’re not fast you’re last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't we just live in sin ??.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much.

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife."

I don't cook, do dishes, iron or clean windows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??."
I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of material? Cotton, satin, cashmere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?

You don’t ask for much.

Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs

Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife.

I don't cook, do dishes, iron or clean windows. "

Too similar too my current wife. I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of material? Cotton, satin, cashmere?"
silk good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x

Have you been married before? yes divorced

Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?

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I'm glutten for punishment

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm on for the relationship and fun but not for the wedding ring ta xx

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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm definitely not marriage material.

Though I am quite pleased about this fact. "

- Same here too.

I always start to feel really ill when getting a wedding invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted "

I probably fucked the vicar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x"
met him off fab haha x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x"

Tarts and vicars party?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

P"
like it

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x"

That's not creepy at all xD

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx"

His head could be in you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer collars to wedding rings.

And I'm taken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer collars to wedding rings.

And I'm taken.

PW "
wounded x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer collars to wedding rings.

And I'm taken.

PW wounded x"

Not as much as I would have been if she'd had said yes to you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x"

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You might try the relationship advice section in Waterstones for material?

(Other bookstores are available)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x"

It's late. Purple one for you if you wish

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x"

Definitely what I meant lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x

Definitely what I meant lol

You've seen my second head

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x

Definitely what I meant lol

You've seen my second head

And it's nothing to be blushing about, nice and normal :P

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted

I probably fucked the vicar x

Tarts and vicars party?

You organise it my child and one will attend x

That's not creepy at all xD

Yeah....sounded better in my head

I don't want to be in your head xx

His head could be in you instead?

Well, that could be difficult x

Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x

Definitely what I meant lol

You've seen my second head

And it's nothing to be blushing about, nice and normal :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x"

Onion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a bridesmaid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x

Onion?"

Keep guessing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x

Onion?

Keep guessing xxx"

Bum hole?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x

Onion?

Keep guessing xxx

Bum hole?"

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one kind of ring I want on my finger and it's not a wedding ring x

Onion?

Keep guessing xxx

Bum hole?

Doughnut

What kind of doughnut?

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