FabSwingers.com forum: I just love older women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The ald ones are the best

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ald ones are the best

Pablo Neruda probably said it best : ‘Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,

You look like a world, lying in surrender‘

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here..."

J.L you’re too far away otherwise we could’ve celebrated your birthday

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Women in the 34 - 49 age range I refer to as young lasses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women in the 34 - 49 age range I refer to as young lasses!"

Do you call the young chicas if they’re Latina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I feel special..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Gutted isn’t the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say something, I was just searching for my hrt…

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here...

J.L you’re too far away otherwise we could’ve celebrated your birthday

I'm sure it would have been one helluva celebration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The context definitely helped you here.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Gutted isn’t the word

I’ve only got nine month left in this category ….. what will I do

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Gutted isn’t the word

You could take 10 years off your age & nobody would bat an eyelid!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Gutted isn’t the word

how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Gutted isn’t the word

You could take 10 years off your age & nobody would bat an eyelid!"

Hahaha. I like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to pick them up outside the post office collecting their pensions

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Gutted isn’t the word

how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!! "

It’s all ive got going for me Saff and even they’re getting more tree trunky lately

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Gutted isn’t the word

Never mind, you’ve probably got knickers older than him anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like yodas gradma shes a filthy old buggerlugs

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Gutted isn’t the word

how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!!

It’s all ive got going for me Saff and even they’re getting more tree trunky lately

Is it buggery you daft bat!!! You look incredible

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Gutted isn’t the word

You could take 10 years off your age & nobody would bat an eyelid!

Hahaha. I like you!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Gutted isn’t the word

how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!!

It’s all ive got going for me Saff and even they’re getting more tree trunky lately

Is it buggery you daft bat!!! You look incredible

Daft bat

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Got Kate Bush in

My head now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Got Kate Bush in

My head now "

Me too and I can’t stand her

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?

Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

So you should young man! Over my knee! But give me a couple minutes to bend them. And you’ll have to help me up after.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

That wasn’t me! But I agree that was pure class.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

So you should young man! Over my knee! But give me a couple minutes to bend them. And you’ll have to help me up after. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!

49?? Blimey! My clock is ticking

hurry OP only two years before I spontaneously combust

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?

Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing). "

If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

... smooth!

Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

... smooth!

Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there

Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

Nice try, youngster- you're over reaching, though.

We may be old, but we're bloody feisty- any one of us would finish you...(but at least you'd die happy)

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

... smooth!

Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there

Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma

Mobility scooters at the ready

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

... smooth!

Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there

Providing there's a ramp for my mobility scooter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

... smooth!

Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there

Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma

Mobility scooters at the ready

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

Nice try, youngster- you're over reaching, though.

We may be old, but we're bloody feisty- any one of us would finish you...(but at least you'd die happy)"

Ahh you’ve seen through my ruse!

Tried to be smooth but I couldn’t think of a a better way to go!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.

At least you did didn't call us MILFs.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons

Hmphfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

I'm not Nora ..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?

Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing).

If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket?

Brilliant. So much respect for you right now.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.

At least you did didn't call us MILFs.

... or Cougars (Or enter any big cat name of choice!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would join in but my cocoa's just arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.

At least you did didn't call us MILFs.

Guenevere I apologise wholeheartedly- I’m an aesthete someone who appreciates all forms of beauty. I also love constructive feedback so will refrain from age range. I don’t like those porn industry terms like milfs or cougars

Hope you have a nice night x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What happens when we get to 50?!

Or will your age bracket go up year by year as you get older?

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By *hrops56Man
over a year ago

Telford

I've seen stunning 70 year old women on here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

I'm not Nora .. "

You're class too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my age scares them off?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What happens when we get to 50?!

Or will your age bracket go up year by year as you get older?"

I'm 50. Does that make me dead

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Think my age scares them off?

Boo!

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Think my age scares them off?

Nope my ex was 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

I'm not Nora ..

You're class too

Aww thank you .. I'm alright for an auld Irish wan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Thread idea for me.

"1 just adore younger women"

40 to 49 age group

Or is that wrong from an Old Perv of 51?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole

Nora is pure class

I'm not Nora ..

You're class too

Aww thank you .. I'm alright for an auld Irish wan lol"

Oh, you're gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Thread idea for me.

"1 just adore younger women"

40 to 49 age group

Or is that wrong from an Old Perv of 51?

Lol .. sure see how it goes .. can't be any worse than this thread

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Well C will be absolutely gutted now…you were the only one on our hotlist.

A year out - dammit!

What a shit day…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens when we get to 50?!

Or will your age bracket go up year by year as you get older?"

The latter - no I’m joking lol I’m an aesthete I enjoy Beauties of all!

And that’s a promise x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

In my 65th year so according to your calculations must have one and a half feet in the grave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Thread idea for me.

"1 just adore younger women"

40 to 49 age group

Or is that wrong from an Old Perv of 51?

Lol .. sure see how it goes .. can't be any worse than this thread

I will retire gracefully and get my zimmer frame to help me to get on my stanner stair lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my 65th year so according to your calculations must have one and a half feet in the grave!

Your my type of "older women"

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here..."

But you're jail bait to me. X

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.

At least you did didn't call us MILFs.

Hope you have a nice night x"

No need need to appologise it's just that the "I love older ladies" thing gets very

after a while... hence the nature of the responses.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here..."

1973 was a good year for me as well.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you

I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here...

1973 was a good year for me as well.

1973 was am awesome year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutted isn’t the word

I bet it isn't!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

1972 was a sparkling vintage too

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?

Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing).

If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket?

Brilliant. So much respect for you right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.

At least you did didn't call us MILFs.

Hope you have a nice night x

No need need to appologise it's just that the "I love older ladies" thing gets very

after a while... hence the nature of the responses."

Totally understood - a Q&A will be held at a Four Seasons of your choice. Could I expect your attendance? Drinks and food provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mysterious girl

I wanna get close to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mysterious girl

Move your body close to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me personally, I love being younger than the woman I'm with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number to us

We’re about The connection

And if you didn’t have age on profiles you would no how old these women were x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!

I am ancient then..

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!

I am ancient then..

I like ancient

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"I prefer to pick them up outside the post office collecting their pensions

That method is not too reliable as most of us old buggers get our pension paid into the bank.

You could always gatecrash the local Darby and Joan club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to pick them up outside the post office collecting their pensions

That method is not too reliable as most of us old buggers get our pension paid into the bank.

You could always gatecrash the local Darby and Joan club

That’s what the bingo is for

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!

This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.

Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!

I am ancient then..

Thats not exactly how I would describe you

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!

This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.

Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out. "

If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had...

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!

This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.

Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out.

If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had..."

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t agree more with you mate. Proper fantasy of mine ??

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"What happens when we get to 50?!

Or will your age bracket go up year by year as you get older?

I'm 50. Does that make me dead

I'm 53 so must be in my grave.

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By *he SmithsCouple
over a year ago

East Devon & London

Heaven knows I’m miserable now…

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Not sat here eating popcorn (dentures and popcorn don’t mix) but do have my cardi and slippers on

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Not sat here eating popcorn (dentures and popcorn don’t mix) but do have my cardi and slippers on

... what about those electric heated boots instead of slippers... be well snug!

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

So do I,I just can't find anyone older than me!! Xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So do I,I just can't find anyone older than me!! Xx"

Err.....I'm older

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!

This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.

Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out.

If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had..."

My type of humour

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

"Gutted isn’t the word

I’ve only got nine month left in this category ….. what will I do

More than me ive only got 2 weeks ..... helllllllllp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.

Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.

I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.

Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!"

I'm 52 - looks like I'm ancient

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