FabSwingers.com forum: What is the best response when a cop says

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Do you know why I pulled you over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you think I have done this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say sorry and you'll get a warning..

unless you are in yorkshire as the Po-Po there are really strict..

or you have killed someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my autograph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you was super impressed with how I lost to Max Verstappen last year

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield

"Do you know why I pulled you over

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my runway slot has been changed..??

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

Ok, this wins

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

Ok, this wins "

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Do you know why I pulled you over

No ... .I thought I was the only one in the sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

https://youtu.be/i26-iBmq-Ps

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Pretty sure you all pull your phones out filming and start shouting at the officers, asking them why they pulled you over, then post it on twitter, that's how it's done these days right?

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

are you on fab by any chance ..........

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You must be well bored

Have to say I'd not trust a copper pulling me over. It wouldn't happen so it would be some sadistic twat pretending to be one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

No, I don't officer, but I'd like to pull your baton..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Pretty sure you all pull your phones out filming and start shouting at the officers, asking them why they pulled you over, then post it on twitter, that's how it's done these days right? "

That's why people still use Twitter, who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

I wish I could even joke about this

I get pulled over so much I have to wonder if my plates have been clones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a bad bitch driving a pink Lamborghini son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Do you know why I pulled you over

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You saw me filling up my petrol tank and wondered where I got so much money

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*"

Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you know why I pulled you over

https://youtu.be/i26-iBmq-Ps"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*

Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse

*unholsters taser*

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*

Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse

*unholsters taser*"

Hahaha!

*licks finger and moistens nipples...

Oh go on then Officer, you kinky thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....

*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*

Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse

*unholsters taser*

Hahaha!

*licks finger and moistens nipples...

Oh go on then Officer, you kinky thing

When your woman is kinkier than the S.5 Firearm on your tac vest

*facepalm

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

If you don't know officer then I cant help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your truncheon or are you just pleased to see me *adjusts cleavage*

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I admit it, I am the Lindbergh Baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fabbed my cock and want to suck it

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No you can’t sniff my wife’s panties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low..."
I got 99 problems & a bi*ch ain't one hit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I bet you're going to tell me aren't you, you absolute belle...

(It's at this point I probably get tased)

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I had one turn up on my doorstep, he asked me what my (teenage) son was wearing. I replied "black hoodie and black joggers". His rather sarcastic answer was " thanks, that's what every teenager on the estate is wearing"!

Well, he asked me a stupid question, did he not exspect a stupid answer.

It's ok, I knew as he was not wearing his hat it was not bad news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low..."

You were doing 55 in a 54

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over

Did I forget to give your wife her knickers back again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low..."

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you don't know how do you expect me to.

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