FabSwingers.com forum: King Cobras

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a desert snake, why the fuck would it be in the woods???

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !"

Jumps out of the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What baloney and who cares.."

Yeah - you said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that there are 3 separate species of human?

What you gonna do when one of them charges you with their spear from an active volcano??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a desert snake, why the fuck would it be in the woods???

Toms been importing them to take the fight to his true enemy

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Here I was getting excited this was about golf club brands

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

There's actually 4 Tom

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I would be more worried about the Gerbils.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only cobra I care about is the one in a pint glass with my chicken vindaloo.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Seen a couple in Thailand, just slithered across field where kids playing football,my kids shit themselves

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Seen a couple in Thailand, just slithered across field where kids playing football,my kids shit themselves"

The kids play football in the desert?

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Seen a couple in Thailand, just slithered across field where kids playing football,my kids shit themselves

The kids play football in the desert?"

Love it

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

"Seen a couple in Thailand, just slithered across field where kids playing football,my kids shit themselves

The kids play football in the desert?"

King cobra’s live in jungles in South Asia ,not many deserts there

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I came here expecting a large bottle of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came here expecting a large bottle of beer "

Same

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Its a desert snake, why the fuck would it be in the woods???

Maybe it's on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they spit? And do you swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !"

It matters to those that are really into them but l fully understand l would'nt be worried what type they are if faced with one , l hate snakes full stop ...a woman that loves them would definitely be a deal-breaker for me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Some people care about where their football team is in the league. Others like exploring and understanding the planet we live in. Different strokes for different folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard seals natures snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(snake)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If one jumps out, Tom, make sure you strike first, strike hard, no mercy.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

King Cobras are cannibals. They eat snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !"

I'm going to throw a wild fact; they're not true cobras, just closely related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not afraid of King Cobras because I always carry a mongoose with me.

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Years ago on holiday in Mombasa the beach side villa we stayed at had a visitors book.

The previous guests mentioned that the staff had killed a boomslang in the bedroom I was sleeping in.

I hate snakes

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I personally avoid any countries with poisonous snakes. I tend to holiday in the colder countries. And before someone points out that we have poisonous snakes in England then I avoid those parts of the UK where these serpents thrive. We have signs on the coast here that day Beware Adders. I won't be there in the snake season and always wear very high boots if near that area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(snake)"
how thats not an emoji on a site full of willys i dunno

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Only cobra she has to worry about is one in me pants!!!!

Well made Leonie laugh, well she's peed herself and rolling all over the floor

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Good luck to the snakes, with us wrecking the planet!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently there is an island in Australia and thousands and thousands of the buggers live there. It's called snake island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason it matters is because if they're treated as one species the habitat won't be protected and any captive breeding efforts will be seriously hampered at best. This is exactly what happened with the mountain and lowland gorillas in West Africa and many other species. I'm a zoologist get me out of here...

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Apparently there is an island in Australia and thousands and thousands of the buggers live there. It's called snake island"

Yeah..? apparently they're extremely rude on snake island and they told a russian warship to go and fuck itself

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All I can think about is Homer Simpson.

Ahhhh cobra's

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The reason it matters is because if they're treated as one species the habitat won't be protected and any captive breeding efforts will be seriously hampered at best. This is exactly what happened with the mountain and lowland gorillas in West Africa and many other species. I'm a zoologist get me out of here...

No.. I am serious.. there is an island in Austria called Snake Island.. it literally has ten of thousands of poisonous snakes there..

I can imagine in ancient times a wooden vessel in distress landing there looking for shelter and every sailor being bitten by these serpent monsters

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Mmmm King cobra

Beer xxx

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

No.. I am serious.. there is an island in Austria called Snake Island.. it literally has ten of thousands of poisonous snakes there..

I can imagine in ancient times a wooden vessel in distress landing there looking for shelter and every sailor being bitten by these serpent monsters "

Tom there’s no islands in Austria….you having another cat moment?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No.. I am serious.. there is an island in Austria called Snake Island.. it literally has ten of thousands of poisonous snakes there..

I can imagine in ancient times a wooden vessel in distress landing there looking for shelter and every sailor being bitten by these serpent monsters

Tom there’s no islands in Austria….you having another cat moment?"

Australia.. an island in Australia called Snake island.. don't visit..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !"

You’re not wrong there Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Thank you so much.. Tom would run from these buggers spitting poison

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Thank you so much.. Tom would run from these buggers spitting poison "

They can catch you faster than you can run

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers are dangerous

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Scientists are proudly announing that instead of one species of king cobra that there are actually three..

What baloney and who cares..

When one of those monsters jumps out of the woods at you then you don't think.. is it a type A B or C.

You just think.. fuck it's a king cobra.. fucking run !"

King ..Queen and Jack?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Apparently there is an island in Australia and thousands and thousands of the buggers live there. It's called snake island"

What a coincidence that they all live on an island with that name...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My guess is that in medieval times they were rounded up on the Oz mainland and taken there and marooned by settlers who either did not want them killed or more likely as a sort of punishment for offenders. They would later take prisoners there in the certain knowledge that these deadly serpents would seal their fate

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My guess is that in medieval times they were rounded up on the Oz mainland and taken there and marooned by settlers who either did not want them killed or more likely as a sort of punishment for offenders. They would later take prisoners there in the certain knowledge that these deadly serpents would seal their fate"

Good guess

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers are dangerous tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god he's bumped it

Do you reckon I could crane kick a cobra before it strikes?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you reckon I could crane kick a cobra before it strikes?"

Could you kick a crane ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leopard seals natures snakes"

Aren't snakes nature's snakes?

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