FabSwingers.com forum: Meet me I'm Genuine and clean

By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

Why do so many people message with this. Aren't those just basic standards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion. If someone has to say they’re genuine they’re probably not.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Red flags.....they've had a quick brush with domestos to get ride of the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Red flags.....they've had a quick brush with domestos to get ride of the cheese

Hahaha. They pour domestos in their fleshlight, two tasks in one...

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

What does genuine even mean and clean. Well good for them to figure out how to use a shower

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Red flags.....they've had a quick brush with domestos to get ride of the cheese

Hahaha. They pour domestos in their fleshlight, two tasks in one..."

Right now I wish my imagination weren't so vivid

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

In an ideal world yes, but that isn't the case.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse. "

Oh bugger........

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it men? Possibly the same men who think just being a nice person should be enough to get them a partner? It's a bit like choosing your dinner based on if it's edible.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Red flags.....they've had a quick brush with domestos to get ride of the cheese

Hahaha. They pour domestos in their fleshlight, two tasks in one...

Right now I wish my imagination weren't so vivid

That'll definitely chaff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse. "

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Why do so many people message with this. Aren't those just basic standards?

You would hope so, I've never come across a lady who wasn't clean but I've been to a couple of clubs where there has been the odd guy stinking of BO. As for being genuine I think my bullshit detector overloaded a few years ago now

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?"

That's rigour stage. Step away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?"

Well as long as he's genuine and clean I wouldn't oppose rummaging around for it.

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Is it men? Possibly the same men who think just being a nice person should be enough to get them a partner? It's a bit like choosing your dinner based on if it's edible. "

Never had a woman say it. And I love your analogy

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse. "

If you could compromise a little, I think we would be great together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me ... I'm fake and I'm dirty

Ginge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

Well as long as he's genuine and clean I wouldn't oppose rummaging around for it. "

Do you own a stethoscope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

That's rigour stage. Step away

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?"

Time to get the stethoscope out and check for a heartbeat

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"Red flags.....they've had a quick brush with domestos to get ride of the cheese

Hahaha. They pour domestos in their fleshlight, two tasks in one..."

lolzzzz!!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

If you're neither, this is the wrong site for you

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

Well as long as he's genuine and clean I wouldn't oppose rummaging around for it.

Do you own a stethoscope?"

Lube

Handcuffs

Wand

Stethoscope

Never leave home without them.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

Well as long as he's genuine and clean I wouldn't oppose rummaging around for it.

Do you own a stethoscope?

Lube

Handcuffs

Wand

Stethoscope

Never leave home without them.

No defibrillator? I’m out

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse.

What if a guy has a pulse but it’s really hard to find?

Well as long as he's genuine and clean I wouldn't oppose rummaging around for it.

Do you own a stethoscope?

Lube

Handcuffs

Wand

Stethoscope

Never leave home without them.

No defibrillator? I’m out

That's the rigour stage, and she's in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"This is literally all I look for in a guy. That and a pulse. "

I’d hate to seem your DMs after this comment haha!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

it's your alluring body that does it x

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Meet me ... I'm fake and I'm dirty

Ginge x"

Ooofff nothing turns me on more. I'm on my way

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*Backs slowly out of the the room for a shower*

LvM

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Meet me ... I'm fake and I'm dirty

Ginge x

Ooofff nothing turns me on more. I'm on my way

I'm reeking of piss, and I've got cheese on my nob, come get me!

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By *ackandtheunicorn OP Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Meet me ... I'm fake and I'm dirty

Ginge x

Ooofff nothing turns me on more. I'm on my way

I'm reeking of piss, and I've got cheese on my nob, come get me!

This is gonna be one hell of a threesome!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

it's your alluring body that does it x"

If I'm alluring I don't belong in this threat do I? Thought we were on about the basics here lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

it's your alluring body that does it x

If I'm alluring I don't belong in this threat do I? Thought we were on about the basics here lol

And there you go again, treating the forum with respect (,no, come here, you belong here

) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer genuinely clean

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to see a lot of "I know what soap is".

Congratulations have a gold star, I guess? I know what Viagra is, doesn't mean I use it.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I used to see a lot of "I know what soap is".

Congratulations have a gold star, I guess? I know what Viagra is, doesn't mean I use it."

Oh...awks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer dirty and flakey.

I’m out.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

This is the trouble with the Internet, how can you verify a claim without a sniff test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people message with this. Aren't those just basic standards?

Well they're supposed to be but you only find that out by meeting them , what's genuine & clean to one may not be to another.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

it's your alluring body that does it x

If I'm alluring I don't belong in this threat do I? Thought we were on about the basics here lol

And there you go again, treating the forum with respect (,no, come here, you belong here

) x"

But I'm a brat and don't do as I'm told

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Meet me. I showered a couple of days ago but, I do have cake

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"To actually answer the thread :P Those who have it don't have to talk about it, so those ones I just step away from these

Huh, answering the original post....bad form

I know, what on Earth has gotten into me. The kids have already driven me crazy this morning, maybe its that?

it's your alluring body that does it x

If I'm alluring I don't belong in this threat do I? Thought we were on about the basics here lol

And there you go again, treating the forum with respect (,no, come here, you belong here

) x

But I'm a brat and don't do as I'm told

Oh, evidence suggests otherwise

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You'd be wondering if they can only find the basics to try to promote themselves, if there's really much more going for them.

Genuine should mean truthful but many aren't that honest.

And 'clean' is in the mind of the cleaner. My home is clean but there's dust here and there etc.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You'd be wondering if they can only find the basics to try to promote themselves, if there's really much more going for them.

Genuine should mean truthful but many aren't that honest.

And 'clean' is in the mind of the cleaner. My home is clean but there's dust here and there etc. "

I always read "genuine" as "I'm the gender I say I am"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet me ... I'm fake and I'm dirty

Ginge x"

And she farts A LOT.

Max

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Why do so many people message with this. Aren't those just basic standards?

It's up there with discrete

Or looking for fun

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