FabSwingers.com forum: 9inch and nice or 12 inch and bumpy?

By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

Let’s find the truth;) 9inch and nice or 12 inch and bumpy?

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

I basically reckon an 8/9inch juicy straight cock is better that a 10/11/12 inch wonky monster… agree or?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ate we talking Toblerone here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer mine.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Ate we talking Toblerone here? "

Wouldn't bumpy be a lion bar

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Neither thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ate we talking Toblerone here? "

I'm guessing you can now get a Lion Bar in a "footlong"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ate we talking Toblerone here?

I'm guessing you can now get a Lion Bar in a "footlong" "

Oh, can you (checks Tesco online)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ate we talking Toblerone here?

Wouldn't bumpy be a lion bar

Are, a sweet from my childhood....I'm not old, obvs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Ate we talking Toblerone here?

I'm guessing you can now get a Lion Bar in a "footlong" "

Well taking into consideration of the innacurate measurements on here a 5" lion bar would be a "footlong"....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Ate we talking Toblerone here?

Wouldn't bumpy be a lion bar

Are, a sweet from my childhood....I'm not old, obvs

Not old. Just mature lovely

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Nice 9 inch cock or 12 inch vainy cock?

Or are we talking pizza lol

Jokes aside the size would only matter if theirs a nice guy my type attached to it!!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Prefer a mars bar tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footlong?

Give me a 6" anyday

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

OP I'm mildly amused that you live in Polesworth.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Nice 9 inch cock or 12 inch vainy cock?

Or are we talking pizza lol

Jokes aside the size would only matter if theirs a nice guy my type attached to it!! "

Oooh pizza I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average and as skinny as a stick of rock seems to work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put either of those options near my wife she’d run a mile.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

If those are the only options I would either have to give up sex or turn gay

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ate we talking Toblerone here?

Wouldn't bumpy be a lion bar

Are, a sweet from my childhood....I'm not old, obvs

Not old. Just mature lovely

Sweet talker

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If those are the only options I would either have to give up sex or turn gay

If it's nobbly, I suggest a GP visit

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

Wouldn't know! I've not had anything above 6in

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

Basically a kingy rizla or a kingy double L *respect to those that know*

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

Lucky person who gets too js

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that 6" is actually the best size haha and in no way is that biased towards my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer mine.

I do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think mine is bumpy

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

My lil 5 incher is the best in my opinion.

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

"Don't think mine is bumpy"

It is abit no offence;) weapon of destruction though have to say. Putin would be proud

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

17 and fat

Or 24 and bendy

Is better

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I basically reckon an 8/9inch juicy straight cock is better that a 10/11/12 inch wonky monster… agree or?"

Are you speaking from experience OP?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What about a five that's built like a corkscrew? Asking for a friend.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I basically reckon an 8/9inch juicy straight cock is better that a 10/11/12 inch wonky monster… agree or?

Are you speaking from experience OP?"

Well he certainly isn't cucumber shopping

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Have you got both OP and they're interchangeable?

Not much point to the question otherwise really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got both OP and they're interchangeable?

Not much point to the question otherwise really."

No, its a self promoting thread judging by his second post

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Mine is pretty straight when erect no real

Bend , some people have thought I was bigger than I am but I say it’s because no bend the entire length is insertable so feels it’s going in further than some bent shafts can do .

Myfriends cock has a sharp bend that prob takes about 2/3” off initial length view but if we straightened it out it would be super long . He hates it and has looked at surgeries to correct it but it’s not really super successful results after researching it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer mine.

I do too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a five that's built like a corkscrew? Asking for a friend.

LvM"
depends which hand thread.

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

Fact is ladies know this’s fact.

and the queens you nutters hahahahah respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact is ladies know this’s fact.

and the queens you nutters hahahahah respect "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ribbed for her pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 inch and perfect just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 inch and perfect just like me

You look taller on your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 inch and perfect just like me

You look taller on your pics

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i was born in lilliput

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Fact is ladies know this’s fact.

and the queens you nutters hahahahah respect

Glad its not just me

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By *read OP Man
over a year ago

polesworth

I was exaggerating abit for common relation haha or was I… :P a little bit. Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was exaggerating abit for common relation haha or was I… :P a little bit. Oops "

I think you’re the only person here that knows what you’re going on about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody else like midget gems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s find the truth;) 9inch and nice or 12 inch and bumpy?"

What a Sub-Way ?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Do either of them have girth.... based on the information above they seem average at best so I'd say neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s find the truth;) 9inch and nice or 12 inch and bumpy?

What a Sub-Way ? "

A 9” subway? You might be onto something here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody else like midget gems?"

You can’t call them that anymore. Essex Tom said so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody else like midget gems?

You can’t call them that anymore. Essex Tom said so."

What do you cal them now?

Little gems?

Small gems?

Tiny gems?

Gems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody else like midget gems?

You can’t call them that anymore. Essex Tom said so.

What do you cal them now?

Little gems?

Small gems?

Tiny gems?

Gems?"

M&S has rebranded them as Mini Gems.

That’s what I call my balls.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Anybody else like midget gems?

You can’t call them that anymore. Essex Tom said so.

What do you cal them now?

Little gems?

Small gems?

Tiny gems?

Gems?

M&S has rebranded them as Mini Gems.

That’s what I call my balls."

I call mine redundant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody else like midget gems?

You can’t call them that anymore. Essex Tom said so.

What do you cal them now?

Little gems?

Small gems?

Tiny gems?

Gems?

M&S has rebranded them as Mini Gems.

That’s what I call my balls.

I call mine redundant

Mine are similar. Just there for show.

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