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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds ominous lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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That sounds ominous lol xx"

It really does!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry "

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses! "

Translation "everyone but me will find it funny".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure Reg Hollis would have a few props for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses! "

It’s gotta be enjoyable for you both. It’s your big day not anyone else’s

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Your jamjar decorations have stimulated his creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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I don't think it's anything to worry about, a positive if anything, he wants to make it more elaborate.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Please video it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll thank hum for it! When I was best man I had pictures of the groom as a child and teenager put in an envelope on each table which got opened at the correct points of the speech - that worked really well!!! Of course he may mean he's going to whallop about your first strap on or your favourite gimp mask, so it is a gamble!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Your jamjar decorations have stimulated his creativity "

I will have you know they were peanut butter jar decorations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please video it"

I will see what I can do!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Plan to be d*unk enough to not care, or at least ensure the other guests are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he mean jaffa cakes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

"

It is his day as much as it is yours. Let him have his fun..

Best wishes and good luck to your future together

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses! "

It's your wedding. If he enjoys himself that's all that matters. Relax and have a wonderful day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion? "

Well the mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait... reruns of the bill!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could either be brilliant or absolutely terrible… I like daft humour so I’m leaning more towards brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion? "

Ash is a very keen West ham supporter and his favourite player is Antonio and hes been threatening for a while having a cardboard cut out of him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wait... reruns of the bill!?"

Yep!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Be afraid Lorna, be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he has the imperial march playing in the background as he goes muhahahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop him right there! Tell he’s not the best man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope he has the imperial march playing in the background as he goes muhahahahaaaa"

Oh he's definitely threatened that!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

He’s gonna whip a sausage roll out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He’s gonna whip a sausage roll out "

That is exactly my concern.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does he mean jaffa cakes "

Probably Hob Nobs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion?

Ash is a very keen West ham supporter and his favourite player is Antonio and hes been threatening for a while having a cardboard cut out of him! "

Could be a joint best man

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What's the worst that could happen?

LvM

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Can I clear something up...

Which part are you are you worried about watching re-runs of the Bill, or husband to be asking for props?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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Haha yes …if they are private props

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Is he going to unveil the previous night's Spotted Dick?

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

"

Just ask him what he's got in mind

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Ha ha ,it's gonna be fun

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now "

It's me watching them!

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I feel like he has a policeman stripper scenario planned, you watching the bill caused a slip of the tongue

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Would that an appropriate time to faint?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now

It's me watching them! "

You like Dave don't you? My wife liked Dave X

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