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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds ominous lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sounds ominous lol xx"

It really does!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry "

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses!

Translation "everyone but me will find it funny".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure Reg Hollis would have a few props for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses!

It’s gotta be enjoyable for you both. It’s your big day not anyone else’s

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Your jamjar decorations have stimulated his creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

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I don't think it's anything to worry about, a positive if anything, he wants to make it more elaborate.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Please video it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll thank hum for it! When I was best man I had pictures of the groom as a child and teenager put in an envelope on each table which got opened at the correct points of the speech - that worked really well!!! Of course he may mean he's going to whallop about your first strap on or your favourite gimp mask, so it is a gamble!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your jamjar decorations have stimulated his creativity

I will have you know they were peanut butter jar decorations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please video it"

I will see what I can do!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Plan to be d*unk enough to not care, or at least ensure the other guests are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he mean jaffa cakes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

It is his day as much as it is yours. Let him have his fun..

Best wishes and good luck to your future together

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

He probably has a really funny speech planned

I wouldn’t worry

Yes however his idea of funny is not the same as everyone elses!

It's your wedding. If he enjoys himself that's all that matters. Relax and have a wonderful day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion? "

Well the mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait... reruns of the bill!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could either be brilliant or absolutely terrible… I like daft humour so I’m leaning more towards brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion? "

Ash is a very keen West ham supporter and his favourite player is Antonio and hes been threatening for a while having a cardboard cut out of him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wait... reruns of the bill!?"

Yep!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Be afraid Lorna, be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he has the imperial march playing in the background as he goes muhahahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop him right there! Tell he’s not the best man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope he has the imperial march playing in the background as he goes muhahahahaaaa"

Oh he's definitely threatened that!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

He’s gonna whip a sausage roll out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s gonna whip a sausage roll out

That is exactly my concern.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does he mean jaffa cakes

Probably Hob Nobs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What kind of props? A rubber chicken? An Lorna cardboard cut out? A woopie cushion?

Ash is a very keen West ham supporter and his favourite player is Antonio and hes been threatening for a while having a cardboard cut out of him! "

Could be a joint best man

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What's the worst that could happen?

LvM

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Can I clear something up...

Which part are you are you worried about watching re-runs of the Bill, or husband to be asking for props?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

Haha yes …if they are private props

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Is he going to unveil the previous night's Spotted Dick?

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"So my husband-to-be was sat in his chair while I was happily minding my own business watching reruns of the Bill.

Suddenly he said to me "would it be OK if I use a few props during my wedding speech"!

Just ask him what he's got in mind

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Ha ha ,it's gonna be fun

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now

It's me watching them!

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I feel like he has a policeman stripper scenario planned, you watching the bill caused a slip of the tongue

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Would that an appropriate time to faint?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Depends which reruns of The Bill he's watching. If it's the last two series, ditch him now

It's me watching them!

You like Dave don't you? My wife liked Dave

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