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"I see the cucumbers are out of stock... i can give you mine Terrible i know " worth a go! | |||
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"I see the cucumbers are out of stock... i can give you mine Terrible i know " Hahahahahah dying | |||
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"Every little helps. Or so my ex used to say. " Sadly some of us need more help than others | |||
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"We’re not in the bread isle but those are some nice buns " genius!! | |||
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"Take me up the aisle " As if that would ever be in doubt!! | |||
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"Should've gone to Aldi!" An invite? x | |||
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"Should've gone to Aldi! An invite? x" Have they got a special on walking boots then? | |||
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"Should've gone to Aldi! An invite? x Have they got a special on walking boots then? " You never know. It's the middle aisle, anything goes x | |||
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"Am I the only one who's just found out about the middle aisle?? (Not a euphemism!)" Yes you are. Very late to the party | |||
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"Should've gone to Aldi! An invite? x Have they got a special on walking boots then? You never know. It's the middle aisle, anything goes xwhy have I now got the Proclaimers as my earworm? " As I'm a Yorkshireman living in Scotland, that may sound a little different x | |||
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"Am I the only one who's just found out about the middle aisle?? (Not a euphemism!) Yes you are. Very late to the party " Story of my life sadly | |||
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"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you " Sounds like a specific website need for that | |||
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"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you Sounds like a specific website need for that" Www.jaffaspank .org | |||
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"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you Sounds like a specific website need for that Www.jaffaspank .org " | |||
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"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks) So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"...." "Move your fucking trolley" | |||
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"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks) So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?".... "Move your fucking trolley"" If you're just wearing earrings, of course | |||
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"Call me weird, but... why am I approaching someone in Tesco?" More chance than fab | |||
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"If you're just wearing earrings, of course " That's for P, not me | |||
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"Call me weird, but... why am I approaching someone in Tesco? More chance than fab" You could say that about an empty room. | |||
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"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks) So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?".... "Move your fucking trolley" If you're just wearing earrings, of course " Can't ever see myself just wearing those heels in Tesco, I'd scar people for life P | |||
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"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks) So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?".... "Move your fucking trolley" If you're just wearing earrings, of course Can't ever see myself just wearing those heels in Tesco, I'd scar people for life P" Doubtful | |||
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"Now that you have thoroughly looked over my boobs for what I can only assume is crumbs.... Hi " Did you still boobs x | |||
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"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer " ......it just slipped in x | |||
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"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer ......it just slipped in x" Clean up on aisle 69 | |||
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"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer ......it just slipped in x Clean up on aisle 69 " I'll do that too x | |||
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