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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks)

So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Do you come here often?’ Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the cucumbers are out of stock... i can give you mine

Terrible i know

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"I see the cucumbers are out of stock... i can give you mine

Terrible i know "

worth a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a better sale back at mine all clothes 100% off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see the cucumbers are out of stock... i can give you mine

Terrible i know "

Hahahahahah dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every little helps. Or so my ex used to say.

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Every little helps. Or so my ex used to say. "

Sadly some of us need more help than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a quicky behind the dumpsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re not in the bread isle but those are some nice buns

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"We’re not in the bread isle but those are some nice buns "
genius!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Were you responsible for the spillage in Aisle three?

Typo

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Have you seen the bedding section? I need help buying new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me up the aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should've gone to Aldi!

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Take me up the aisle "

As if that would ever be in doubt!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Should've gone to Aldi!"

An invite? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should've gone to Aldi!

An invite? x"

Have they got a special on walking boots then?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Should've gone to Aldi!

An invite? x

Have they got a special on walking boots then? "

You never know. It's the middle aisle, anything goes x

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We did find a pair of used panties at the end of checkout 9 one night.

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Am I the only one who's just found out about the middle aisle?? (Not a euphemism!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who's just found out about the middle aisle?? (Not a euphemism!)"

Yes you are. Very late to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me up the aisle "

That is a special offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should've gone to Aldi!

An invite? x

Have they got a special on walking boots then?

You never know. It's the middle aisle, anything goes x"
why have I now got the Proclaimers as my earworm?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Should've gone to Aldi!

An invite? x

Have they got a special on walking boots then?

You never know. It's the middle aisle, anything goes xwhy have I now got the Proclaimers as my earworm? "

As I'm a Yorkshireman living in Scotland, that may sound a little different x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you

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By *ereforgiggles OP   Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Am I the only one who's just found out about the middle aisle?? (Not a euphemism!)

Yes you are. Very late to the party "

Story of my life sadly

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you

"

Sounds like a specific website need for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you

Sounds like a specific website need for that"

Www.jaffaspank .org

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Step away from the Jaffa Cakes or I’ll spank you

Sounds like a specific website need for that

Www.jaffaspank .org "

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks)

So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"...."

"Move your fucking trolley"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks)

So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"....

"Move your fucking trolley""

If you're just wearing earrings, of course

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Call me weird, but... why am I approaching someone in Tesco?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Call me weird, but... why am I approaching someone in Tesco?"

More chance than fab

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"If you're just wearing earrings, of course "

That's for P, not me

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Call me weird, but... why am I approaching someone in Tesco?

More chance than fab"

You could say that about an empty room.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks)

So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"....

"Move your fucking trolley"

If you're just wearing earrings, of course "

Can't ever see myself just wearing those heels in Tesco, I'd scar people for life

P

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Was trying to think of a new topic that wouldn't revolve round "look at my profile" type shit (cos mine sucks)

So best I could come up with is "you meet someone in Tesco... What's your opening line?"....

"Move your fucking trolley"

If you're just wearing earrings, of course

Can't ever see myself just wearing those heels in Tesco, I'd scar people for life

P"

Doubtful

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Now that you have thoroughly looked over my boobs for what I can only assume is crumbs....

Hi

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Now that you have thoroughly looked over my boobs for what I can only assume is crumbs....

Hi "

Did you still boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer "

......it just slipped in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look down my pants… It’s the only place in here you won’t find horse meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer

......it just slipped in x"

Clean up on aisle 69

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can you please hold me from behind whilst I reach to the bottom of the freezer

......it just slipped in x

Clean up on aisle 69 "

I'll do that too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a couple of streakers in run through my store when I worked for Tesco.

The Man just got the female members laughing, the lady just got a whole lot of wolf whistles, she worked it and savoured the attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Sure you want that? Minute on the lips, lifetime on the hips”.

“Your place or mine?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, do you know where the Krispy Kreme doughnuts are?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Put my shopping in the car short arse. I heard 'every little' helps.

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