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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some fella referred to them as "clunge sponges"

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Some fella referred to them as "clunge sponges"

Eeeewww! And I am surrently sporting one... where's my razor!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo gettin shot of mines now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha i actually just laughed out loud.. clunge sponges!! thats so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well i dont care.i still love um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always feel so naked without one tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwwww yuk yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm keeping mine

Knew a woman once that dyed her landing strip red and called it the red carpet to the VIP lounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, i loves goaties on a guy , sexy as hell if well maintained....

so they can carry on sponging me clunge

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Had one in the 80's, but it was more ZZ Top style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well, i loves goaties on a guy , sexy as hell if well maintained....

so they can carry on sponging me clunge

Well I better trim my sponge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Had one in the 80's, but it was more ZZ Top style

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oooh they can be quite sexy.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Mines still staying, in one form or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was led to believe they were called 'lady pleasers' not so sure what to call them now.

What about 'feltching scoop'?

Or bum tickler?

How does fanny batter catcher sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby had one last week and I kept squirming because it tickled lol.

Needless to say he shaved.

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

So what am I doing ?????

Shaving it off or keeping it ????

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

Keep! Goatees are so sexy

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Keep! Goatees are so sexy

Ain't the only one that's so sexy !!!! Ding dong !!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

well maintained goaties are soooo sexy - I totally adore them

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

"well maintained goaties are soooo sexy - I totally adore them

Mines maintained lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"well maintained goaties are soooo sexy - I totally adore them

Mines maintained lol"
Show us

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Keep! Goatees are so sexy

Ah, thanks for clarifying - I thought this thread was about our horned four-legged friends for a minute. Was getting worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have heard them referred to as 'Prison Pussies' - which is a tad worrying! lol

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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Yep love a well maintained goatee

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

I don't like full beards though.

Johnny Depp is the epiphany of sex appeal when it comes to goatees. Mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like full beards though.

Johnny Depp is the epiphany of sex appeal when it comes to goatees. Mmm

He's painfully thin but he has his own island (and goatee).

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago

I was shaving in the dark

My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.

Looks like colouring it in

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yep love a well maintained goatee

Is 'well-maintained' to do with the shape, length, whether remnants of lunch are no longer adhering to it, or what exactly?

We need to know the details please so we can keep up this essential maintenance that makes facial hair actually desirable!

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago

I was shaving in the dark

My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.

Looks like colouring it in

Is it whiter than the one you lost two week ago? I know the feeling. Every time I grow one it's whiter. I advise against Noel Edmonds-ing it though, it's always obvious.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago

I was shaving in the dark

My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.

Looks like colouring it in

Is it whiter than the one you lost two week ago? I know the feeling. Every time I grow one it's whiter. I advise against Noel Edmonds-ing it though, it's always obvious."

Gotta do something about it though, I look like Colonel Fookin' Sanders

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago

I was shaving in the dark

My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.

Looks like colouring it in

Why were you shaving in the dark???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movember should prove interesting then ...

Maybe it'll stop pussy juice from dribbling down my chin

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago

I was shaving in the dark

My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.

Looks like colouring it in

Why were you shaving in the dark???

because I can't dance

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford

......And what's wrong with a little "facial funk" anyhow?

C'mon... Play with ya razor and get creative....

P.S. Anyone likening me to AliG will get firmly told to bugger off.

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