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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog roll, cos you don't want to run out of it at a crucial moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nuclear bunker.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bleach for the loo. I always have one bottle spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nodders

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Lurpak in a box.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Home insurance

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Another vote for loo roll. In desperation, kitchen roll doesn't work too well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

De-icer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc."

Woah that was freaky!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc."

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handcuff keys

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Virgins to sacrifice when you're doing satanic rituals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire Extinguisher

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Virgins to sacrifice when you're doing satanic rituals

I've tried contacting Amazon and they told me to fuck off. Whatever happened to good customer service?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea. "

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate chip cookies. Never know when a hankering sneaks up on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An umbrella, but nobody ever seems to buy one anyway despite always needing it

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

That's another world though.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

That's another world though. "

Unlike the cultural arse end of Scotland that is Fife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, always have coffee.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

That's another world though.

Unlike the cultural arse end of Scotland that is Fife

I went to Kelty once.

Once

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

That's another world though.

Unlike the cultural arse end of Scotland that is Fife

I went to Kelty once.

Once"

That's saying something from a guy from Grangemouth.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Isn't that what a cake wrapper is for!

Eating cake on the loo? Curious bunch out west

You have no idea.

I knew a guy from Bellshill. Had extra grease poured on his chips

That's another world though.

Unlike the cultural arse end of Scotland that is Fife

I went to Kelty once.

Once"

Jesus, Kelty is shithole, even for Fife. Makes Rosyth look like Knightsbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms....you just never know

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A parachute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Fifey, the Council won’t put salt on my steps (I’m maindoor). And they’re bloody treacherous! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Woah that was freaky!

Great minds, m’dear

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Condoms....you just never know"

This is fab son, unnecessary

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Fifey, the Council won’t put salt on my steps (I’m maindoor). And they’re bloody treacherous! X"

That's because you live in a mansion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A graveyard plot

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A graveyard plot "

Well....that's dark

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Fifey, the Council won’t put salt on my steps (I’m maindoor). And they’re bloody treacherous! X

That's because you live in a mansion

Fifey you could help Dieu out on your way to work.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh, stuff for when the weather gets freezing. Like salt, de-icer, sledges, etc.

Council does that. I also vote loo roll

Fifey, the Council won’t put salt on my steps (I’m maindoor). And they’re bloody treacherous! X

That's because you live in a mansion

Fifey you could help Dieu out on your way to work. "

Gladly, but the dog would see me off and chew my balls

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Nice candles.

Bath bombs.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Nice candles.

Bath bombs.

I took a bath bomb yo a meet once. I'm like that. Just a little thing to brighten up the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …"

Hotel chocolat......divine x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x"

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil. "

I'm relying on this over looks

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

I'm relying on this over looks

Me too.

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over a year ago

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil. "

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x"

Puddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another vote for loo roll. In desperation, kitchen roll doesn't work too well...

"
could always use your sleeve or sock

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x"

The mojito balls

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Another vote for loo roll. In desperation, kitchen roll doesn't work too well...

could always use your sleeve or sock

Roman method....hand and water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?"

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

Mmmm, I might need to try them.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

Mmmm, I might need to try them.

Don't go there....you'll spend a week's wages

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x"

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

Well worth it if you got to eat it all yourself

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

Well worth it if you got to eat it all yourself

I bought mojito, marzipan and amaretto balls for myself and the rest were presents. They do a fantastic range.

Thinking about getting one of the chocolate velvetiser machines x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jägers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Batteries "

Lovely tattoo x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Painkillers bout another box today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packable rain jacket

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A stockpile of food, such as pasta, rice, oats, tinned food, dried food, etc., before the price increases really kick in later this year.

Some really good, non-scare mongering, prepper videos available online, such as Canadian Prepper.

The world supply of wheat will be drastically cut back because of Russia's invasion of the Ukraine.

At least two month's supply would be prudent, depending on size of household.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

Well worth it if you got to eat it all yourself

I bought mojito, marzipan and amaretto balls for myself and the rest were presents. They do a fantastic range.

Thinking about getting one of the chocolate velvetiser machines x"

I have one of those… I use it all the time.. I buy lots of their hot chocolates to go with it but you can also use it with milk and normal powder. X

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

Well worth it if you got to eat it all yourself

I bought mojito, marzipan and amaretto balls for myself and the rest were presents. They do a fantastic range.

Thinking about getting one of the chocolate velvetiser machines x

I have one of those… I use it all the time.. I buy lots of their hot chocolates to go with it but you can also use it with milk and normal powder. X"

Oh, can you? It might be worth the £100 then. You can come round for a cup

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"& Chocolate.

Lots & lots of chocolate

God, yeah. What is life without a chocolate stash …

Hotel chocolat......divine x

As I said before you are a silver tongued devil.

Their salted caramel puddles. I’m salivating x

Puddles?

Yeah, they’re a bit flat like chocolate buttons. Wanky name though

These are the best! I love them

They also have salted caramel hearts out at the moment in the selecta section. Amazing

I buy loads from there

Are you a millionaire? Damn fine chocolate, but expensive x

Ha ha I wish.

I’m just a sucker for that store.

I went in at Christmas. 5 items....£90

Well worth it if you got to eat it all yourself

I bought mojito, marzipan and amaretto balls for myself and the rest were presents. They do a fantastic range.

Thinking about getting one of the chocolate velvetiser machines x

I have one of those… I use it all the time.. I buy lots of their hot chocolates to go with it but you can also use it with milk and normal powder. X

Oh, can you? It might be worth the £100 then. You can come round for a cup

Salted caramel hot choc for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you.x

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Spare pair of knickers and stockings/tights

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A funeral plan

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Plasters

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Home & car insurance

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Bananas so they are ripe when you need them to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekly shopping , things are bought before you use them .

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A toolbox and a drill

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

A Funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fray Bentos Pies.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Painkillers

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A Funeral"

My mum did that. She paid for everything including the wake, the flowers and keepsakes.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Diesel.

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

A coffin, cos by the time you need one its too late to buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate before hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batteries

Lovely tattoo x"

Thank you. Lots more you can't see

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Alcohol always good to stock up

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