FabSwingers.com forum: Ask in Private, answer in public.

By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago

New forest area

You all know how this goes.

Say you're in. Ask someone a question, don't wait to be asked! And answer in public. But don't say what the question was!

Respect profiles

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but judging by the response so far I’m not expecting much

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ask away, I am but an open book!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I am in ask away

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Always fun, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask away

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *icheshireMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Limp Bizket - Hot Dog

It has a few naughty words thrown in there for good measure...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Yes, I would like to live more than once.

And, who knows, perhaps we do - in which case I'll use a different username next time!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Go on then. Be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. Be gentle

The rose between many sausages !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that side will always remain

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Go on then. Be gentle

The rose between many sausages !"

. I like it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wow. Definitely Dora I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Christ I said be gentle!

Hmmm water sports probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Not that I have one. I used a "best of both worlds" line in my previous incarnation.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in..

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Being sucked into a black hole in a vessel with no power

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Reprimanded! Revised post: the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth or bad breath

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Am in

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm pretty hard to put off. But bad smells would be an easy one, but if I notice it I would also say attempts at manipulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not matching the photos. Or anything else that says im bullshitting.

(Not fab, but i caught a tinder date smoking when she said she didn't. Big no no)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Bad breath or body odour. Probably the latter.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh Bora Bora definitely

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Love to be sucked off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha funny question. But it’s actually my left one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lot before this but wanted something more personal

the first part is sort of what my real name would have been were it not for a quirk of fate.

The second part is a complicated in-joke

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'll play for a while please. I need the distraction

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

In the ass

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Oooo in. I’ve never had a question though!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I couldn’t do it. I’m too nice. I couldn’t do it to someone. Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never, I'd like one but never have

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If it was something someone very close to me really wanted then yes I would. But never with a random stranger.

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Crikey. First answer.

No always underneath. Wouldn’t feel right otherwise and I like to go under the radar.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Yes, it was in September last year. Random hook up from here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never, my services have always been requested again

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I have not. I rarely go out and severely lack self confidence and self esteem.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Oh crikey, erm, I really don't know. If I really thought it was a disgusting act I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

If its something I don't want to try or if it's that bad then I just wouldn't

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

In it for a biscuit

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Q2.

Jesus this is dark, watching a girl I loved mouth “I love you” as she “faded” from choking.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Is it bad if I say I can't remember

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh definitely bad hygiene! No question. Or meeting my mum.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Mars, because it sounds like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need another one!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Nope

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Easy, Donna Noble. Because I thought she was brilliantly acted and didnt spend any time fawning over the doctor

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Would give up the man sex.... it would be a real sacrifice

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Yes on a night out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh definitely bad hygiene! No question. Or meeting my mum. "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

In, in.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Bad manners would be very off-putting for sure…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Anwers to 2 questions!

About 2 years and no.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Bulgarian split squat (just leave me reeling). Or all cardio machines!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha. I already have. I just haven’t broadcasted it

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Too many and my favourite depends who I'm with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the latter

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Another answer...

No. I have wondered what I am missing though ha ha

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I participate please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No definitely no tattoos for me. I don’t mind them on others though. And no. Just ears. Boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I participate please

Cant ask you anything

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Ask away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sauna first , then the snow Alternate between hot and cold could be fun on the sensations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I would never consider piercing down there know a guy who did and well to me its icky.No for nips too

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I met someone from here and just fell into place......was easy with him

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’d have to be going to A&E with a remote stuck up my bum!

Shows how bad the other choice was!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in ask away

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No I haven’t. I wouldn’t do that although I’ve never met anyone with a really small one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope my hard limits are limits

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Well how far _eyond purity we are depends on your viewpoint.

We feel we have gone further than we probably expected but we’re enjoying it so much that we aren’t going to stop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be a FFM threesome, there’s a few others but that’s probably the most frequent

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Apple crumble of course…but you’ve got to have custard on it too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

CFNM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ask away.. turned my filters off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Neither. Totally submissive or totally dominant wouldn’t be for me at all.

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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago

New forest area

No I haven't. ,ot wanting to either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy because it's Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite isn't a toy as such.......

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Ask away

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m too old to ask some people questions

Being old sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’d have to be going to A&E with a remote stuck up my bum!

Shows how bad the other choice was!!"

I'm equally curious and kinda horrified at what could have been hahahaha

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
over a year ago

Reading

In ask away

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’d have to be going to A&E with a remote stuck up my bum!

Shows how bad the other choice was!!

I'm equally curious and kinda horrified at what could have been hahahaha"

Haha. You might get the same question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have fantasies just obtainable goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended up having a foursome after a night out with my female friend and random couple

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Definition of 'wierd'.......I dont think I've had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’d have to be going to A&E with a remote stuck up my bum!

Shows how bad the other choice was!!

I'm equally curious and kinda horrified at what could have been hahahaha

Haha. You might get the same question

Great now I will hahahaha

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We be in

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I’m too old to ask some people questions

Being old sucks

Oh to be young like you Nora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady on her period

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My height. Definitely

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Turning someone else on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest thing was some dicks ego when I crushed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant say on here

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Not a hope in hell. Not unless he very specifically requested it and hell would freeze over before that happened. He has welcomed me to try and I am not that brave or stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the remote.....

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By *rater1Man
over a year ago

guernsey

I’m in x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C had a one night stand about 25 years ago at a party. I’ve never had one and I’m not going to start now….well unless having sex at a club counts as a one night stand now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My obtainable goals are classified

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Ask me anything

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bad breath… such a turn off

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Completely unfair and shouldn’t be allowed in the rules but......

Boris, great sex in the back of a range rover with a chance of getting caught.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not sure if I'm the best person to ask, but be yourself. Unless you arent a nice person then be a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok il dare myself

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Get that celery stick and stick it in my butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I think it’s my wit, charm, massive penis and modesty.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wow that is such a hard question! I’ll have to go with mouth but it’s very close!

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

David tennent

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I’d probably grip it lightly so I didn’t crush it, if it was huge I’d use both hands. I think it’s important to focus on the top first because it might dribble over my hands. If it does I find I normally lick it off.

I definitely couldn’t get it all in my mouth at once, I’d get a headache. But when I’m done I’m normally full, so couldn’t have two in one session. Love the creamy taste most of all.

Ps. I hate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i sometimes pretend my phone is flat or i have a meeting so i don't have to answer the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal bleeding

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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago

New forest area

I knew it would be you asking that.

Grey hipsters with black band and the word 'Easy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm.. Health + happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Freddie Flintoff and Kelly Brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough errr

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Think the worst would have been putting my back out......nothing too exciting I'm afriad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split my foreskin

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Had that question earlier so I’ll choose my second best answer. Kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on your definition but no I’ve never had a one night stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg so my favourites are my yellow +black pair... But they are too precious now so they live in a box.. So then i guess my purple ones + pale blue ones.. Oh they are divine.. But then i love my puff dragons too....

Hmmm... This is hard.. I have around 150

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

An all female orgy

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

No I haven’t ever tasted it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I really really REALLY want to like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy's hand

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Most concentrated on is the Sadomasochistic element currently, most coveted is bondage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore my foreskin so badly that it bleed to the point of being rushed to hospital...wasn't the easiest injury to explain

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Out now, too tired. Thanks for the questions x

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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Had just had oral sex with an ex and got up and cracked my head full pelt into the ceiling. It was in the attic. With slanted ceiling. Yep, it hurt.

I soon got distracted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m been fortunate to not had any injuries related to sexy time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess because it is so taboo...but very safe in the sense it is agreed and there are still limits and boundaries...

I'm 100% certain no one would choose the actual reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, still lots to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a few scratches on my bum

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m in

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Both.....theres a time for both depending on the guy

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

It used to be the actor Keely Hawes, she always had a certain something for me

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

To feel more settled career wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, was in Doncaster after meeting on the train in February

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Ask

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

When I was 29. Two French post graduate students invited me over for a weekend at a place in the country.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Incl mfmf I think it's 15. I always want more, it's one of the main reasons why I'm on here. It's a massive part of who I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely hot

Are you offering

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Me. It is something I need as I'm fully bisexual. Mr supports me 100% and enjoys himself too of course

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blind date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seemed like a cool photo op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing in sexy time was when the other person started laughing uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg sooooo many... Did i mention I'm quite clumsy

Ok let's just pick one

...

In a particularly virourous energetic session i was bouncing away... His dick popped out but gravity was already taking me back down and his dick got bent in two

His screaming was too wretched for me to finish

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then...

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By *ill74 OP Man
over a year ago

New forest area

I was biting (gently..) an ex's bum when she farted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm I'm a bit of a slow burn kinda girl.. I generally go for artistic types in real life

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By *ave69100Man
over a year ago

Fife

Am in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Funniest thing was bursting out in a fit of laughter post orgasm

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Sex on a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sneak in here towards the end??? Fire away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy from another site, he pounded my throat so hard my lips split and shot a massive load up my bum. He was really sexy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badoo, I didn't want to give them the publicity, as I hate that site!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the same answer as further up.. But perhaps my second favourite would be rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy started shouting and being abusive towards me because I threw up whilst throating him. I asked him first if it was ok if it got messy and he said it was fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a few times. The most embarrassing time was when I had been having a lock in at my social club and I had been left with the keys to lock up - after everyone else had gone (and were speaking about 4:30 by this time) I got to it on the pool table with my friend for the night, after the police table we were at it behind the bar when all of a sudden out of nowhere the early bird, eager as fuck, oap cleaners came in - 7 am on the nose!! A man and wife team - the man had been best man at my grandfather's second wedding so was a very close friend of the family!!!! To their credit they mentioned the weather and the fund raising event we'd been at the day before as me and her hurriedly threw on our clothes and bashfully exited. They never did grass me off, for which I have been eternally grateful!!!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm in for thread 2.

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

In my misspent student youth I once walked a girl home the morning after a sexy night before. I’m a gent. It’s just who I am. She made me a delightful cup of tea - I was a bit hanging. Her flat mate then walked downstairs and sat with us - who just happened to be the girl I’d enjoyed the company of a few nights previous.

They laughed and said let’s compare notes. I decided to leave that gorgeous cup of tea and depart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing would have to be breaking a bed in the hight of passion in a caravan. It's not very exciting to tell, but I can assure you it was hilarious, and a right pain to try and hide before we left!!

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