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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I've seen this written a lot over the years and personally? Totally disagree, here is the fuck why:

Let's say you are a man. Proper man, not the OP. You are a man and you open a door for a lady, all chivalrous-like.

Behind the door is an absolute Adonis: he's oiled up and he has a spectacular 14.5in dong. Fucking result.

Then, you open another door to reveal 5 or 6 decent looking dudes with average sized, decent looking dongs. Fucking result.

Now: experience tells me that 100% of the time that lady's reaction will be "...the fuck is wrong with you; you said we were going to Pizza Express".

So anyway this post is about Sandman on Netflix, they finally did it, I can't wait, I'm so excited guys!

Okay this coffee break is over, I will be responding to absolutely zero replies goodbye for another year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the guy behind the first door have dough balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg it’s you. You’re here.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is it scary?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You're back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

My knees just wobbled a little underneath myself. One coffee from you outstrips all those ding dongs any day

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