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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

but the question is should I crack one open or not?

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

If you mean a beer then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you’re cracking open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?"

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a fried egg then you will have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or a nut...

dunno are you planning on driving or operating machinery? or go to the gym?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do you mean drink or a window because you have wind?

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"If you mean a beer then yes"

Okay, if you insist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but the question is should I crack one out or not?"

Wank away.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Crack away, you deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot crack me up

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

That's multi-tasking.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Do you mean drink or a window because you have wind? "

Mine smells of strawberries and cream.

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Must be crack a jack time. . For those that can remember

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Crack away, you deserve it

Yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

That's multi-tasking.

Break the stereotype. Show the women that we can multitask

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Beat you to it about 40 mins ago

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"or a nut...

dunno are you planning on driving or operating machinery? or go to the gym?"

All that carry on has stopped for the weekend.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

That's multi-tasking.

Break the stereotype. Show the women that we can multitask

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"If you mean a beer then yes

Okay, if you insist. "

I do insist. And when you’ve finished it, have another

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Beat you to it about 40 mins ago

I hope it tastes good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or a nut...

dunno are you planning on driving or operating machinery? or go to the gym?

All that carry on has stopped for the weekend. "

then enjoy your weekend... only two days till Monday

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm on the batch of homemade Mai Tai in the fridge. I'm not convinced they'll be any left by the time My Girl gets home from work.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"If you mean a beer then yes

Okay, if you insist.

I do insist. And when you’ve finished it, have another "

Oh I will.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"or a nut...

dunno are you planning on driving or operating machinery? or go to the gym?

All that carry on has stopped for the weekend.

then enjoy your weekend... only two days till Monday

Then only 4 days until...

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm on the batch of homemade Mai Tai in the fridge. I'm not convinced they'll be any left by the time My Girl gets home from work."

You need to make sure it's fit fir consumption.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Depends on what you’re cracking open

That's a loaded question

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh go on....be a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the mistake of drinking all the alcohol in the house last weekend to start my health kick. I then tested positive for covid and haven’t ate a single healthy thing all week.

Now I can’t even go to the shop to get some beers. Send help.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Oh go on....be a

What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the pope a Catholic?

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I made the mistake of drinking all the alcohol in the house last weekend to start my health kick. I then tested positive for covid and haven’t ate a single healthy thing all week.

Now I can’t even go to the shop to get some beers. Send help."

Tesco, Asda and Morrisons deliver.

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Is the pope a Catholic?"

That will be a yes then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made the mistake of drinking all the alcohol in the house last weekend to start my health kick. I then tested positive for covid and haven’t ate a single healthy thing all week.

Now I can’t even go to the shop to get some beers. Send help.

Tesco, Asda and Morrisons deliver. "

That’s a very good point. I’m sure I can get Amazon 1 hour delivery as well. You’re a life saver

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I made the mistake of drinking all the alcohol in the house last weekend to start my health kick. I then tested positive for covid and haven’t ate a single healthy thing all week.

Now I can’t even go to the shop to get some beers. Send help.

Tesco, Asda and Morrisons deliver.

That’s a very good point. I’m sure I can get Amazon 1 hour delivery as well. You’re a life saver

I'm not just a...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you mean drink or a window because you have wind?

Mine smells of strawberries and cream. "

Bottle it up, some people pay good money for farts in a jar you know

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Do you mean drink or a window because you have wind?

Mine smells of strawberries and cream.

Bottle it up, some people pay good money for farts in a jar you know

I just need a few corks.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

May participate in a glayvar later

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

With one cube or two?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

With one cube or two?"

Jesus man, ice! Not a chance

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

With one cube or two?

Jesus man, ice! Not a chance

You called! Oh I think it needs a cube.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

With one cube or two?

Jesus man, ice! Not a chance

You called! Oh I think it needs a cube. "

If I wanted water, I'd turn on the tap

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"May participate in a glayvar later

A, as in one?

Yes. We'll, maybe two. My son's here. Getting pissed not on

With one cube or two?

Jesus man, ice! Not a chance

You called! Oh I think it needs a cube.

If I wanted water, I'd turn on the tap

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm on the batch of homemade Mai Tai in the fridge. I'm not convinced they'll be any left by the time My Girl gets home from work.

You need to make sure it's fit fir consumption. "

Throughly tested and I can proclaimed they indeed fit for construction (just not sure I can say likewise for me know).

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By *avie65 OP Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm on the batch of homemade Mai Tai in the fridge. I'm not convinced they'll be any left by the time My Girl gets home from work.

You need to make sure it's fit fir consumption.

Throughly tested and I can proclaimed they indeed fit for construction (just not sure I can say likewise for me know)."

It's good stuff then.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

I agree with this. Do both. At the same time!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I really fancy a glass of wine but we both have to drive later

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"but the question is should I crack one open or not?

I read that as crack one out. Either way, go for it

I agree with this. Do both. At the same time! "

Are you coming? If so, me and davie will be there

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm on the batch of homemade Mai Tai in the fridge. I'm not convinced they'll be any left by the time My Girl gets home from work.

You need to make sure it's fit fir consumption.

Throughly tested and I can proclaimed they indeed fit for construction (just not sure I can say likewise for me know).

It's good stuff then.

Yup, highly recommended. Mrs Misfit is a fine woman.

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