FabSwingers.com forum: What screams I'm richer than I look

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good Friday afternoon all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bags of stuff from Primark.

Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your address has it's own postcode

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Big posh house, modest old car outside.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Filling the tank in your 15 year old fiesta.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Your gold medallion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a multipack of Freddos.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Stuff that looks like costume jewellery that you suspect might be real...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

I hear that driving yourself in a rather old fashioned car eg. Old Landrover is a sign of lots of "old money"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There polished look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tight at the bar

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Big posh house, modest old car outside. "

This, seriously rich people rarely show it off, you can usually add old jumpers with holes in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being tight at the bar"

Round dodgers. They always seem to be the wealthier people.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

You wear red cords, tatty t jacket, yellow button down shirt and scuffed brogues.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Loro piana jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling your car full of fuel currently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

We’ve just started it. It’s so good

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Big posh house, modest old car outside.

This, seriously rich people rarely show it off, you can usually add old jumpers with holes in too. "

Yep, and no clothes with the brand in big writing!

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

"Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

We’ve just started it. It’s so good

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Ozark, brilliant

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

Indians, they're all bloody loaded

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

We’ve just started it. It’s so good

We're loving it so far

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Big posh house, modest old car outside.

This, seriously rich people rarely show it off, you can usually add old jumpers with holes in too.

Yep, and no clothes with the brand in big writing!"

Why do you think big lux brand names often are very short, Gucci, Prada, Hermes Chanel......

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Handing a suitcase full of cash to your money launderer

Think I've been watching too much Ozark

Indians, they're all bloody loaded

Hahaha, the Coopers and Robinsons spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butler.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Big posh house, modest old car outside.

This, seriously rich people rarely show it off, you can usually add old jumpers with holes in too. "

Yup, only poor & middle class waste money on perceived wealth

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Walking out of Tesco with a m&s bag

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Filling the tank in your 15 year old fiesta."

I filled the Escort with diesel. She died.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

"I hear that driving yourself in a rather old fashioned car eg. Old Landrover is a sign of lots of "old money" "

Nah, I had one. I'd thrown so much money at it, it was almost a new car. Just had to keep throwing more mobey at it. Until the clutch went again, only after 18 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have no idea what schools are in your catchment area but you have 3 pre-teen kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you oder a take out and it comes to £11 and you pay with a 10 and a 5 and tell the delivery drive to keep the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A private registration number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bespoke, but understated suit.

And when you have conversations with the staff at a posh restaurant as if they are life long friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking m&s prosecco on a picnic bench.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

People screaming "I'm richer than I look"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Walking out of Tesco with a m&s bag

My M&S bag was free!!

J x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Appalling taste in clothes and a shopping delivery from fortnum and masons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking m&s prosecco on a picnic bench. "

Don’t forget the crisps.

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"When you oder a take out and it comes to £11 and you pay with a 10 and a 5 and tell the delivery drive to keep the change

I do that but I’m not dripping in cash, just my Chinese take out driver is a really nice, happy, jolly happy. He knows he gets a good tip so I jump the queue

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Manners

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By *xploring2getherCouple
over a year ago

Desborough

Back in the 80s when it was all Yuppies and Nouveau Riche I was advised by an elderly gent where I worked that if I ever came into money to treat myself to an old Jag, rather than a brand new one... then people would think I always had money.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Walking out of Tesco with a m&s bag

My M&S bag was free!!

J x"

I don't go anywhere without my M&S tote bags.

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
over a year ago

Ormskirk

"Filling the tank in your 15 year old fiesta.

I filled the Escort with diesel. She died."

Pmsl

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an old beat up volvo or saab..

money is in property and the estate and stables

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Back in the 80s when it was all Yuppies and Nouveau Riche I was advised by an elderly gent where I worked that if I ever came into money to treat myself to an old Jag, rather than a brand new one... then people would think I always had money."
that’s very good advice

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not making any eye contact with us mortals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They own there own house

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I once worked with someone who had a battered old phone constantly wedged between ear and shoulder (this was pre iphone era)- he was too tight to go and buy a new one....we finished the event and he told us he had to leave early as his jet was picking him up for a meeting (apparently he's worth in excess of half a billion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking the lid of a yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me an old Jag is a very quick route to poverty!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Using a Farmfoods bag for life

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

O dear, just had a skim through the posts so far, quite a few of them seem applicable to me but I make the proverbial church mouse look wealthy.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

When you don’t ask the price of something, you just buy the item because you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who shop at Aldi but buy whole cratefuls of stuff.

People who live on council estates but drive BMWs.

People who order cocktails in J D Wetherspoon Bars

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

Hmmm….

I have an elderly Land-Rover parked on the driveway of my large Victorian house, I bulk buy from Aldi and my jumpers all have holes in them, in fact, most of my clothes are older than my children…

I must be loaded.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Constantly wearing a smile.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Old t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Tattersal shirt.

Baggy corduroy trousers.

Down at heel 10yr old Clark shoes

Skoda parked outside

Rolex watch.

Thats me!

The Rolex was a gift from my sister who really is rich.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Not knowing about the energy price hike as the housekeeper sorts those things

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

That I am enlightened enough to understand that nature, the world and the universe is greater than humans and their quest for material wealth.

I am so much more richer than the majority of humans in the western world and beyond.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Good skin and good teeth even in middle age.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Good skin and good teeth even in middle age. "

I'm plainly skint then

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Fake Rolex watch from your last Turkish holidays

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By *ustybabecoupleCouple
over a year ago

leominster

Full tank of fuel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a middle aged man with an 18yr old trophy girlfriend hanging on your arm .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my genuine Tag Heuer Senna 25th Anniversary edition - actually, it just says i've got an expensive watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Marks and Spenser’s box of satsumas

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Appalling taste in clothes and a shopping delivery from fortnum and masons."

Their gluten free flapjack biscuits are awesome

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