FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you banned from a place for life

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me goody 2 shoes . Sure one or two of you have tarnished lives .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m banned from a local nightclub after I was thrown out for being too d*unk. So I got my friend to open the fire exit and let me back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into a fight. Wearing nearly nada. It’s quite a skill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got into a fight. Wearing nearly nada. It’s quite a skill. "

Did you win?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The one stop in town as I got fired from there but jokes on them as I've been in there loads

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

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wow major claim to fame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got into a fight. Wearing nearly nada. It’s quite a skill.

Did you win?"

It all escalated very quickly. Wouldn’t call it a win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got into a fight. Wearing nearly nada. It’s quite a skill.

Did you win?

It all escalated very quickly. Wouldn’t call it a win "

As long as you gave as good as you got

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

wow major claim to fame

I sneak in occasionally to go to Snowdon, keep it quiet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

Caravan in Rhyl...you international jetsetter.

Just to clarify was it the whole of Wales but not Rhyl or the lot.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I got banned from 2 hair dressers in 1 day when I moved last year.

That’s a record

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

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Thought I recognised your face from somewhere

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Alton Towers......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I got banned from 2 hair dressers in 1 day when I moved last year.

That’s a record "

What did you do

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

From a pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and wandering round singing it to the regulars whilst pulling cross-eyed faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifetime ban from all Shepherd Neame pubs.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dominoes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"From a pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and wandering round singing it to the regulars whilst pulling cross-eyed faces "

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I got banned from driving go karts at a certain place for life .I lied and said I knew how to drive them and drove straight through the barriers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was banned from Australia in 1996 but I think it expired by now. I overstayed by a year and started a business without any visa , and we all shared one persons Medicare card and didn't pay any speeding or parking tickets. We were young , it was just a bit of an adventure but they got really mad about the Medicare and deported us.

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By *nked_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Hemsworth

Toyota dealership, driving a gt86 on a test drive like a stolen rental, had to put it through its paces so a did. Worth every minute of the fun a had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never been banned from anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a house in New Orleans...

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Banned from local Chinese. Rugby tour took too many beer trays to the head and a few drinks.

Was trying to focus on the menu when we got back to town and leaned too far forward and put my head through it and the glass.

Totally justified. My father went next day and paid for the damage and told him to keep me banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope good lad i am

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope good lad i am

Not a chance in hell you’re not banned from somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope good lad i am

Not a chance in hell you’re not banned from somewhere!"
nope

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope good lad i am

Not a chance in hell you’re not banned from somewhere!nope

Even prison would ban you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope good lad i am

Not a chance in hell you’re not banned from somewhere!nope

Even prison would ban you!

"
eeeeerm...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

Caravan in Rhyl...you international jetsetter.

Just to clarify was it the whole of Wales but not Rhyl or the lot.

The Police sergeant (very red faced chap) said the whole of Wales. If I recall his words went something like ‘don’t ever come to Wales again !’

I take it, that’s a ban and they’ll be posters of my 18 year old self knocking about

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"All of Wales.

When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.

Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.

So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!

I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.

Thought I recognised your face from somewhere

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Do me a favour take those posters down I quite like Swansea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab forum for being to cool for school

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"Nope, never been banned from anywhere

Does a timeout from FAB count..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex shop for sword fighting with the dildos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex wife's house "

Well all my exes place too I suppose and her friends houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edinburgh Castle. It’s a long story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instagram account for posting nudity Facebook account for posting nudity fab guys forum for defending trans rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got banned from entering various countries due to my previous role, no loss as all shitholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting close to my 3rd lifetime ban from my local pub.

1st time was when I was in my mid 20s and ran through there naked.

2nd time was for putting baking soda in a giant bottle of tomato sauce and it exploded over the landlord's wife daughter and some of the regulars.

Oh and then the landlords daughter threw a ham cob at my head so I wedgied her.

Oh and I had a full bore fight with the bloke that brings the crab sticks around.

Oh and got pushed by the landlords daughter into the Christmas tree that her mom spent hours decorating.

Banned for life forever and a day.

Until the following Wednesday when I was allowed back in via a long text message saying my 3rd strike will be life just like in America

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I fell out with a mod on Extreme Dishwasher Loading on FB. #nopowerballnoparty

The Local green party also banned me for questioning their ethics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel for having made a bit too much of a mess and noise and spilt some wine on the carpet during a wild meet

I must admit I was very ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm banned from booking any Travelodge in Scotland. Me and a group of pals, in our early 20s, went to Edinburgh on a night out. One room sat up all night smoking in the room and kept setting the fire alarm off. After the night porter had to come up for the 4th time, he chucked us out. I got an email a few days later kindly requesting I didn't patronise their company ever again.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I got banned for life at the local go-kart track. Isn't open now, so does that mean I'm still banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

..if not happy in wherever l am l just leave ,l always shake the barman's hand and ask his/her name when l enter,names are important to me , they mean a lot to other people too but to answer the question never barred from anywhere.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed

My one and only shoplifting crime

my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind

Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have only been banned on forums on Facebook, I speak my mind too much and don’t agree with others

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed

My one and only shoplifting crime

my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind

Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy

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hope that wasn't in Wales you rascal

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I got banned from POF for being too kinky- along with the girl i was having a rather fine chat about D/s with...luckily we'd swapped contact details already as we were both well and truly IP blocked

(we still chat almost 8 years later- so fuck you POF...you actually had a successful getting together but waded in with your moral boots

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Have only been banned on forums on Facebook, I speak my mind too much and don’t agree with others "

I am surprised that nobody has mentioned being banned on the Fab forum.

Is that because mentioning being banned gets an instant ban? (Will let everyone know in 3 days time)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I could still be barred from a pub just off the Edgeware Road from the early 80's. I lived above the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was banned from Alcudia for 10 years for fighting

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

I got banned for flicking elastic bands at school

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got banned from a Facebook cleaning tips group for commenting "personally I would throw the whole husband away" on a post from a woman asking for advice about how to clear her Shark hoover after her husband hoovered up vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got banned from a Facebook cleaning tips group for commenting "personally I would throw the whole husband away" on a post from a woman asking for advice about how to clear her Shark hoover after her husband hoovered up vomit

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed

My one and only shoplifting crime

my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind

Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy

hope that wasn't in Wales you rascal

Nope, home town Bolton

in Wales I’d be locked up and the key thrown away

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Banned from Hamleys in London. My friends and I ( about 15 years old ) started a huge fight with foam and this liquid stuff. Police were called, kept in the office, and we were told that we are banned for life.

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Millwall f.c

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Sex shop for sword fighting with the dildos."

respect.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Millwall f.c"

Blimey! I didn't think that was possible.

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

"Millwall f.c

Blimey! I didn't think that was possible. "
I was 18 and very high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Millwall f.c

Blimey! I didn't think that was possible. I was 18 and very high

Did you kill someone?

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By *eeandsexymCouple
over a year ago

Between selby/york

Banned from a nuturist camp site in Midlands as we were observed fucking on a very hot sunny day,when we thought there was no one around

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A couple of pubs where I grew up... they are now closed and I no longer drink.

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

"Millwall f.c

Blimey! I didn't think that was possible. I was 18 and very high

Did you kill someone?"
no,wink wink

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Not banned as such but I do have a restraining order not allowing me within 50ft of a karaoke machine …. Does that count?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Not banned as such but I do have a restraining order not allowing me within 50ft of a karaoke machine …. Does that count?

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will do if u were to sing what's your song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told I was banned from all YHA's in New Zealand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pub, I slept with the landlady... apparently the husband wasn't impressed

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Also Australia Marbella and Tenerife

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I’m ‘pub watch’ (banned for life) in a certain town.

And I’ve been in said pubs since (years later). So, not that effective!

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’m ‘pub watch’ (banned for life) in a certain town.

And I’ve been in said pubs since (years later). So, not that effective! "

*on pub watch*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a life ban from a night club when I was 18,walked out with my drink at closing time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex wife's house....but it is a self imposed ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banned from Hamleys in London. My friends and I ( about 15 years old ) started a huge fight with foam and this liquid stuff. Police were called, kept in the office, and we were told that we are banned for life. "

Would they even recognise you now, do the same staff work there? I think you should try to gain entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from a local fb sales group. One of the admin posted a pic of a iPhone she was selling. All i did was comment telling her that we could see her massive dildo on the bedside cabinet in the background

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Never really been banned from anywhere, but there is one pub that I will never return to:

One Easter weekend I was out in town and every bar we went to was completely packed to the point where you couldn't buy a drink, so I put on "my heart will go on" on jukebox about 6 times in a row... after 3 songs whole bar was near empty.

I feel ashamed for being so selfish and won't do that again

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably not there anymore but I was banned from a Greek restaurant in Birmingham many many years ago

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I was banned from Camelot theme park after a first date at a medieval banquet went off in the manner of a French farce.

I'm still here and Camelot has been demolished, so who is laughing now hey?

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