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By *oteyetie OP Man
over a year ago

Galashiels

What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

I’ve done anal with a condom and there’s sometimes a bit of mess!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Have a big poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in the bath.

Also check it for worms.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have a big poo

No shaving?"

Have a big poo then shave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in the bath.

Also check it for worms."

Don’t forget the gerbils now will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in the bath.

Also check it for worms.

Don’t forget the gerbils now will you

Gerry’s gerbils aren’t sex toys.

He made that very clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?"

When you love the bush as much as Rex you’re bound to ingest some pubes. Obviously.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?"

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up."

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Have a big poo

some douche ie flush out with water , but it does not guarantee no mess

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A jolly good clear out.....

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Douche, douche!!!

Lube lube lube

Simples!!! Xxx

Never need to shave before … its always smooth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a meet is plant safe or trusted bare or going clubbing

I tend not to eat 12 hours before hand

Flush the night before and then about a hour or so before meeting or going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Christ, I’m not eating spuds at your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard people talking about taking Microlax beforehand to flush everything out.

I got some during the week but haven't tried it out yet.

Also heard that douching can be risky as you run the risk of opening a cut and that's the last thing you want if you're going to do bareback anal

I'd never consider bareback but that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this. "

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

you’re killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

you’re killing me "

He’s already killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes? "

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though."

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un "

I wondered when you’d appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un "

Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.

You can’t now.

It’s bad luck.

You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

I wondered when you’d appear

She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.

You can’t now.

It’s bad luck.

You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year."

As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright.

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By *limeyoMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I heard people talking about taking Microlax beforehand to flush everything out.

I got some during the week but haven't tried it out yet.

Also heard that douching can be risky as you run the risk of opening a cut and that's the last thing you want if you're going to do bareback anal

I'd never consider bareback but that's just me"

What do you douche with? A jet washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears."

Bellajuice bellajuice bellajuice.

Wait, what..

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Don't have beans for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears.

Bellajuice bellajuice bellajuice.

Wait, what.."

Bottle it and sell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears.

Bellajuice bellajuice bellajuice.

Wait, what..

Bottle it and sell it

That was the wrong emoji but I guess it works

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?"

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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?"

Shit em down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down."

He’s got gape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

•

They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2"

Yo! Bum Rush the Show.

I didn’t even need to change that one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A real good douche until clean and empty them have sex within an hour. Never had a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

•

They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2

Yo! Bum Rush the Show.

I didn’t even need to change that one

Harder than you stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

•

They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2

Yo! Bum Rush the Show.

I didn’t even need to change that one

Harder than you stink."

Don’t believe the hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

•

They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2

Yo! Bum Rush the Show.

I didn’t even need to change that one

Harder than you stink.

Don’t believe the hoop

Rebel without a poos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?

•

They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.

Fight the Plower?

Shit em down.

He’s got gape

Public enemy number 2

Yo! Bum Rush the Show.

I didn’t even need to change that one

Harder than you stink.

Don’t believe the hoop

Rebel without a poos. "

Countdown to Analgeddon… That’s poor. You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.

You can’t now.

It’s bad luck.

You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year.

As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright."

You want Santa's sack emptying in your gape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

I wondered when you’d appear

Hello lovely

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a big poo

No shaving?

Have a big poo then shave it

Why shave the poo?

Errrr cause it’s hairy……

What do you use?

I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.

I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it

Makes sense.

I’ll try this.

Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended

Did it come out in shit shapes?

It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.

Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un

Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.

You can’t now.

It’s bad luck.

You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year.

As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright.

You want Santa's sack emptying in your gape. "

Only if he brings me a present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche and wash thoroughly

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