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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wonder if anyone has ever done a fab event where they auction of dates with couples/singles to the highest bidder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not as I’m not sure you could make someone go on a date with someone they didn’t want to

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

If it would be for charity or raising money for a good cause, I'd do it...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"If it would be for charity or raising money for a good cause, I'd do it..."

Undomesticated equines couldnt get me to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah loads of fabbers want to be pimped out to the highest bidder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think it sounds very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not what the creepy guys do on here anyway? Send messages offering women money to meet them…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good "

I’d bid for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody mention wotsits?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yay let’s raise some money! I’d bid for

Charity

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good "

£6.50 for you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please "

Hey, me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay let’s raise some money! I’d bid for

Charity "

I can’t find that username. Is he hot?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first "

Put your money where your mouth is

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yay let’s raise some money! I’d bid for

Charity

I can’t find that username. Is he hot? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is "

Will it be sanitised money

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money "

You two are funny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm available for a packet of Digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny "

I wouldn’t say that, Nora just called you charity

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money "

I've got some pre covid pound coins

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny "

How much for us both to have you at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny

How much for us both to have you at the same time?"

FREE, that ones for free, did I say free

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny

How much for us both to have you at the same time?

FREE, that ones for free, did I say free "

Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny

How much for us both to have you at the same time?

FREE, that ones for free, did I say free

Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!"

Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny

How much for us both to have you at the same time?

FREE, that ones for free, did I say free

Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!

Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up "

Can we add mekell into the mix?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives "

I'd like the caramel ones please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think it sounds very good

£6.50 for you please

Hey, me first

Put your money where your mouth is

Will it be sanitised money

You two are funny

How much for us both to have you at the same time?

FREE, that ones for free, did I say free

Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!

Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up

Can we add mekell into the mix?"

Let me go check him out

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake "

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives

I'd like the caramel ones please "

caramel digestives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"

Absolutely not, it hasn’t been done on here

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes "

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake "

Sounds like a cheap way to get cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory "

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99"

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees"

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

Again not something im offering was just a theory lol. And i guess in short yes you could pull out

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered "

Bugger. £4.50 & a bottom grope?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"

I've heard of them as a way of raising charity and helping people mix.

The people auctioned off aren't there for sex, just a dinner date. What they do after is up to them.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd happily eat dinner with anyone if it raised money for a charity I care about.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'd be worried I wouldn't raise more than a fiver though

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"If it would be for charity or raising money for a good cause, I'd do it..."

Teal'c does not aprove

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth. "

As ive said i guess there would have to be something in place where you could pull out if you didnt wanna do the date.

Think, it could also be a nice, good looking hung chap

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth. "

Not sure how a date is prostitution!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives

I'd like the caramel ones please "

Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...

A Classic

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off corse it’s my life long dream to be pimped out

God no I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass "

Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass

Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market "

Oh well in that case…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

Hahaa i would be bidding like crazy for you!

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass

Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market

Oh well in that case… "

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.

Not sure how a date is prostitution!"

Yeah, I thought the hypothetical auction was for a date ... and there are plenty of charities that would associate themselves with that. I have done it before, so wouldn't be an issue.

There are also charities that have associated themselves with calendars of nude athletes or firefighters...I'm sure that's "unethical" as well for some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa

If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?

Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory

I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees

Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass

Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market

Oh well in that case… "

Can we have a private auction? Only me and Anthony bidding?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.

Not sure how a date is prostitution!"

I think people are jumping to conclusions.

What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Raise the bidding with a packet of Jaffa cakes......

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives

I'd like the caramel ones please

Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...

A Classic "

Let the dunking competition begin

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.

Not sure how a date is prostitution!

I think people are jumping to conclusions.

What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person."

Not much of a jump to a conclusion, when you are talking on a swingers site tho.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives

I'd like the caramel ones please

Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...

A Classic

Let the dunking competition begin

"

You misspelled Mass Orgy ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered "

£50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when did winning a date with someone amount to them being pimped out?

I'm not sure I'd raise much cash, but I'd be up for going on a date in this context.

I'm sure there's plenty of submissive people would enjoy a sl@ve auction, but that's a different story altogether and probably for a different website.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm available for a packet of Digestives

I'd like the caramel ones please

Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...

A Classic

Let the dunking competition begin

You misspelled Mass Orgy ^ "

Hence the "Dunking" part

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.

Not sure how a date is prostitution!

I think people are jumping to conclusions.

What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person.

Not much of a jump to a conclusion, when you are talking on a swingers site tho. "

Because everyone that is on a swingers site wants to have sex with everyone else that is on the same site...Imagine two people from fab just going out for a social, having a drink and a good time, without the expectation of sex...That would be just mind-blowing

Yes I'm being ironic...relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wonder if anyone has ever done a fab event where they auction of dates with couples/singles to the highest bidder"

I'm sure there was a forum social down south a few years ago where they did this.

Social dates. Not paying for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few blokes I'd bid on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an interesting idea. Part of me thinks of all the ways it can go wrong .... But I also know I'm a cynical sod at times !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have me for 50p and a double decker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies "

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well "

I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well

I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril."

No

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Bacon sarnie and we're yours .... wait we do keep what ever is bid don't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well

I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.

No"

This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Oh God...

I have a flashback of being the last one picked for a team in middle school

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"

Many of the men are worth bidding for too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Since when did winning a date with someone amount to them being pimped out?

I'm not sure I'd raise much cash, but I'd be up for going on a date in this context.

I'm sure there's plenty of submissive people would enjoy a sl@ve auction, but that's a different story altogether and probably for a different website."

I’d pop £2.50 in as a start for you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot "

Are you bidding for me or him?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

In my experience these sorts of things have been limited to non sexual meets only (unless the parties decide otherwise)

Clear boundaries and expectations are set up front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll accept bids of 50p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well

I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.

No

This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente. "

He wasn't he just went into hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies

Anyone?

Nope

Oh well

I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.

No

This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente.

He wasn't he just went into hiding "

That usually ends well. Ask Gaddafi if you don’t believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready to be auctioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned "

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky"

Finally someone wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me "

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza."

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

No gerbils where hurt in the auction.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours "

I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours

I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco "

Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours

I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco

Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off "

4 gerbils and a pack of jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours

I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco

Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off "

I’ve even framed them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to be auctioned

I intend to win this auction for cheeky

Finally someone wants me

I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.

That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours

I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco

Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off

4 gerbils and a pack of jaffa cakes"

Only if we can push you round in a trolley

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Yeah loads of fabbers want to be pimped out to the highest bidder? "

I wouldn't make the reserve price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot

Are you bidding for me or him? "

honestly I was just thinking about cake & watched but I would bid for you yes

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake

Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes

I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99

I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot

Are you bidding for me or him? honestly I was just thinking about cake & watched but I would bid for you yes"

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!"

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!"

Will you take a battered sausage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!"

How about a Chinese?

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I’m in

Or is it not that kind of thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!

Will you take a battered sausage ? "

As long as it’s not mine that’s battered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!

How about a Chinese? "

Oooo I do like Chinese…..are we talking food? Or women? Or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.

THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!

How about a Chinese?

Oooo I do like Chinese…..are we talking food? Or women? Or both? "

Just food

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