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"What catergories would there be? " The Longevity Award To qualify you have to be on FAB for more than 12 hours in one tranche. | |||
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"- ability to not piss off other forumites - appropriate use of forum emoticons " | |||
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"can i be the best bj award judge?" Can I be contestant number one for that!? | |||
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"I would like to suggest the following but there are undoubtedly more.. - ability to post interesting threads - sense of fun - sense of humour - inclusive poster - interesting as a person - sexy, maybe confident? - attractive - ability to not piss off other forumites - appropriate use of forum emoticons " No. None of those ... | |||
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"What catergories would there be? " Induction to the FABTA Academy To qualify you have to have shown that you have been a clique member for several years | |||
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"1. Most humble. 2. Most helpful to newbies. 3. Pictures that make Granny laugh out loud and point. 4. Most bollocks jabbered in one posting. 5. Best Backtracker. 6. Most fucking worthy of a Gold Cap. 7. Just plain mean. 8. Plug Ugly and knows it. 9. Plug Ugly but unaware. 10. The most rebounding forumite - Left , Back! Left Back...... ooooooooooooo the most dragged out farewell...... can I nominate for that one ?" Think I'm in the running for 9 | |||
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"What catergories would there be? " The Discreet Award Given to those who know the difference between Discreet and Discrete | |||
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"1. Most humble. 2. Most helpful to newbies. 3. Pictures that make Granny laugh out loud and point. 4. Most bollocks jabbered in one posting. 5. Best Backtracker. 6. Most fucking worthy of a Gold Cap. 7. Just plain mean. 8. Plug Ugly and knows it. 9. Plug Ugly but unaware. 10. The most rebounding forumite - Left , Back! Left Back...... ooooooooooooo the most dragged out farewell...... can I nominate for that one ?" Sometimes you scare me almost as much as Caz does... | |||
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"I would like to suggest the following but there are undoubtedly more.. - ability to post interesting threads - sense of fun - sense of humour - inclusive poster - interesting as a person - sexy, maybe confident? - attractive - ability to not piss off other forumites - appropriate use of forum emoticons " I win! I win! I'm all of these .... and humble too. | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas.The Anally Retentive Award" Was that aimed at me | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas.The Anally Retentive Award" Does constipation qualify? If so, I think I have this in the bag! | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas.The Anally Retentive Award Does constipation qualify? If so, I think I have this in the bag! " Make your mind up Ben..... Are you constipated or have you got it in a bag ? | |||
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"1. Most humble. 2. Most helpful to newbies. 3. Pictures that make Granny laugh out loud and point. 4. Most bollocks jabbered in one posting. 5. Best Backtracker. 6. Most fucking worthy of a Gold Cap. 7. Just plain mean. 8. Plug Ugly and knows it. 9. Plug Ugly but unaware. 10. The most rebounding forumite - Left , Back! Left Back...... ooooooooooooo the most dragged out farewell...... can I nominate for that one ?Sometimes you scare me almost as much as Caz does..." You jest.... I see nought to fear | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas.The Anally Retentive Award Was that aimed at me" God no, what gave you that idea? | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas.The Anally Retentive Award Does constipation qualify? If so, I think I have this in the bag! " Ok the most attractively coloured colostomy bag award | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas." ah just done it... if you and femme are gonna do it around crimbo time i'll leave it up to you both. just leave this thread to suggest some piss take/jokey catergories xx | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas. ah just done it... if you and femme are gonna do it around crimbo time i'll leave it up to you both. just leave this thread to suggest some piss take/jokey catergories xx" These can be the end of the summer awards ... long time till christmas .... besides told you I win them all anyway. | |||
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"Hey! All mine are serious .... " The Serious Fab Subscriber award ...........handed out at the next Lunar Eclipse with Uranus | |||
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"If you type in forum awards or something like that it will bring up the threads from previous years. We have always had an awards ceremony at christmas. ah just done it... if you and femme are gonna do it around crimbo time i'll leave it up to you both. just leave this thread to suggest some piss take/jokey catergories xx" i only said that cause i thought you was doing one and to help you with a list | |||
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"Hey! All mine are serious .... The Serious Fab Subscriber award ...........handed out at the next Lunar Eclipse with Uranus" No Ur Anus | |||
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"What catergories would there be? The Discreet Award Given to those who know the difference between Discreet and Discrete" In that case, one for loose/lose too. And your/you're. | |||
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"can i be the best bj award judge?can I audition???" as many times as you like | |||
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"I would like to suggest the following but there are undoubtedly more.. - ability to post interesting threads - sense of fun - sense of humour - inclusive poster - interesting as a person - sexy, maybe confident? - attractive - ability to not piss off other forumites - appropriate use of forum emoticons " Thats me fucked then | |||
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"Biggest cheeseball you win that hands down lol " Well had to come up with one I'd at least win | |||
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"Best newcomer??? Ooo another one I'm an entry in " close call between you and tongue.. | |||
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"Best newcomer??? Ooo another one I'm an entry in close call between you and tongue.. " Think his hearty arse will take it though | |||
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"Best newcomer??? Ooo another one I'm an entry in close call between you and tongue.. Think his hearty arse will take it though " Cheers Rusty! | |||
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"Best newcomer??? Ooo another one I'm an entry in close call between you and tongue.. Think his hearty arse will take it though Cheers Rusty! " I no when I'm beaten lol. Prefer it with a paddle though | |||
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"Best newcomer??? Ooo another one I'm an entry in close call between you and tongue.. Think his hearty arse will take it though Cheers Rusty! I no when I'm beaten lol. Prefer it with a paddle though " Funny enough I have one!!! | |||
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"got a teeny tiny bit excited at the thought of Tongue and Groove spanking Rusty.. " Only a teeny bit!!??!! WHAt if I whip him with my cat o 9 tails? (Sorry Rusty) NOT | |||
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"got a teeny tiny bit excited at the thought of Tongue and Groove spanking Rusty.. Only a teeny bit!!??!! WHAt if I whip him with my cat o 9 tails? (Sorry Rusty) NOT " think a few of us ladies would love to see that | |||
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"- ability to not piss off other forumites - appropriate use of forum emoticons " can we have ability to piss other forumites off | |||
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"got a teeny tiny bit excited at the thought of Tongue and Groove spanking Rusty.. Only a teeny bit!!??!! WHAt if I whip him with my cat o 9 tails? (Sorry Rusty) NOT think a few of us ladies would love to see that " Poor Rusty has no idea just wait til he sees this! lol | |||
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"got a teeny tiny bit excited at the thought of Tongue and Groove spanking Rusty.. Only a teeny bit!!??!! WHAt if I whip him with my cat o 9 tails? (Sorry Rusty) NOT think a few of us ladies would love to see that Poor Rusty has no idea just wait til he sees this! lol " start calling him rusty your bitch boy lol | |||
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"got a teeny tiny bit excited at the thought of Tongue and Groove spanking Rusty.. Only a teeny bit!!??!! WHAt if I whip him with my cat o 9 tails? (Sorry Rusty) NOT think a few of us ladies would love to see that Poor Rusty has no idea just wait til he sees this! lol start calling him rusty your bitch boy lol " Lol well cute has already owned me And * wiggles bum * at Groove | |||
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"we should have Best belly=button, and Best hairy pussy , lol Best Big toe , Best Beer Tummy .. Best no pic profile .. Best noise .. Best dimples. Best bed head hair . " I would like to nominate Granny for the best no pic award. This is not me nominating myself it is someone else...... honest. Have I won yet ? She won ! Granny I mean. | |||
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"we should have Best belly=button, and Best hairy pussy , lol Best Big toe , Best Beer Tummy .. Best no pic profile .. Best noise .. Best dimples. Best bed head hair . I would like to nominate Granny for the best no pic award. This is not me nominating myself it is someone else...... honest. Have I won yet ? She won ! Granny I mean." ok Gran its yours lets hope xmas this have that one on , lol | |||
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"ooooooooooooo the most dragged out farewell...... can I nominate for that one ?" I don't know if you and others are aware Granny but I am nearly left. You can get more information on me leaving and projected completion dates in these threads: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929 http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213 If all the new forum users since I made those would like to say goodbye let me know and I'll start another leaving thread. | |||
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"Most exclusive forum clique... " What are the rules? | |||
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"ooooooooooooo the most dragged out farewell...... can I nominate for that one ? I don't know if you and others are aware Granny but I am nearly left. " Veer to the right a little and it will all straighten out. | |||
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"Most exclusive forum clique... " that would be the me myself and i clique that no sod can join | |||
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"we should have Best belly=button, and Best hairy pussy , lol Best Big toe , Best Beer Tummy .. Best no pic profile .. Best noise .. Best dimples. Best bed head hair . I would like to nominate Granny for the best no pic award. This is not me nominating myself it is someone else...... honest. Have I won yet ? She won ! Granny I mean." Oh for god's sake, just give the bloody trophy for every sodding category or we'll never hear the last of it. We'll probably get the old 'you don't care about me anymore and I'm 126 and all alone in this world' nonsense. | |||
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"we should have Best belly=button, and Best hairy pussy , lol Best Big toe , Best Beer Tummy .. Best no pic profile .. Best noise .. Best dimples. Best bed head hair . I would like to nominate Granny for the best no pic award. This is not me nominating myself it is someone else...... honest. Have I won yet ? She won ! Granny I mean." What do you mean no pic? You mean you're not a shadow? I was duped. | |||
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"Can't wait to see if I'm short listed for any awards. Even preparing a speech and renting a tux " mmmmmmmm tux, get ya camera at the ready x | |||
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"Can't wait to see if I'm short listed for any awards. Even preparing a speech and renting a tux mmmmmmmm tux, get ya camera at the ready x" Anything for my Pussy | |||
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"Can there be an award for :- causing havoc and mayhem - cos I know someone that could win that one lol " Oi, no nominating yourself! | |||
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"Woohoo can't wait Oh shit I need a date for the award ceremony " I am sure you will be inundated with offers. | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? " just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? | |||
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"Woohoo can't wait Oh shit I need a date for the award ceremony I am sure you will be inundated with offers." Hmmmm We'll see, there's some big competition here for all | |||
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"Woohoo can't wait Oh shit I need a date for the award ceremony I am sure you will be inundated with offers. Hmmmm We'll see, there's some big competition here for all " well i shall wish you all luck then. | |||
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"Woohoo can't wait Oh shit I need a date for the award ceremony I am sure you will be inundated with offers. Hmmmm We'll see, there's some big competition here for all well i shall wish you all luck then." Still in shock at getting 6 votes in Mr Fab 2012 | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? " Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! ) | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! )" You faked it ? You do realise that's the Fab equivalent of a doping scandal you bounder ! | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! ) You faked it ? You do realise that's the Fab equivalent of a doping scandal you bounder !" Bet he's really a single bi fem who can travel AND accom | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! ) You faked it ? You do realise that's the Fab equivalent of a doping scandal you bounder !" Obi's a fake? The afro is a fake? The bath is fake? Or, horror of horrors, the marshmallows? I agree with Bussy and his hotpot - bounder! | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! ) You faked it ? You do realise that's the Fab equivalent of a doping scandal you bounder ! Bet he's really a single bi fem who can travel AND accom " More chance of him being a unicorn. At least unicorns exist! | |||
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"Best thread- SHOULD I GIVE MY SISTER IN LAW ANEL I just revived it in Swingers Chat. Someone mentioned it the other day and I remembered it made me giggle wayyyy back. " Off to have a look... | |||
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"Late category suggestion!! Best appearance in a bath of confectionary whilst wearing an afro? Bound to be loads of competition for that? just how much did u spend on marshmallows to perfect that shot ? Oh loads, hundreds - possibly thousands!!! (A quid - I faked it! ) You faked it ? You do realise that's the Fab equivalent of a doping scandal you bounder ! Bet he's really a single bi fem who can travel AND accom More chance of him being a unicorn. At least unicorns exist! " I love unicorns! Especially those who poo rainbows! Vote for me! Cos I just poo and have the horn | |||
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"hels...dirty girl!" sowwi who doesn't like rainbow poo though??? | |||
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"hels...dirty girl! sowwi who doesn't like rainbow poo though???" does it have sweetcorn in it? | |||
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