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By *_Marius OP   Man
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I just projectile-spat beer all over the kitchen floor...it was either that or choking on Heineken....

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Choking happens sometimes when you try deepthroating, I hope Heineken wasn’t offended

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Did it spread to parts of your kitchen floor other beers couldn't reach..?

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By *_Marius OP   Man
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Choking happens sometimes when you try deepthroating, I hope Heineken wasn’t offended "

Lol i actually started choking just as I was thinking about bi-friendly parties (which would include some deep-throating I'm sure, at the House of Poitier

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It can only be Heineken

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella "

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer "

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend

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By *_Marius OP   Man
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend "

The British shop is too far to walk from where we are... I'm not even sure they would have British alcohol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend

The British shop is too far to walk from where we are... I'm not even sure they would have British alcohol...."

Make some homebrew then technically it's British right?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend

The British shop is too far to walk from where we are... I'm not even sure they would have British alcohol....

Make some homebrew then technically it's British right?"

In a big tub from Boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend "

They didn't really sell that in Holland so I had to develop a new taste! They had some stouts but few and far between. Jupiler is quite a nice drop if you happen across it

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"I just projectile-spat beer all over the kitchen floor...it was either that or choking on Heineken...."
good job you only drink cheap lager and not a good quality real ale,, best mop it up quick though before it rots all the varnish off the floor,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh an it's better than Skol as well - but then so is piss

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your best spitting that piss out if your mouth....and Stella

Oi Bucky Heineken is a really nice beer

Nae, nae.....Guinness is your friend

They didn't really sell that in Holland so I had to develop a new taste! They had some stouts but few and far between. Jupiler is quite a nice drop if you happen across it

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It was all Amstel last time I was there. Will try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Amstel is brewed near Amsterdam and the pint you get there is proper strength 5.2% not the pish we get here (they sell that as Amstel blonde but even that is nicer than the stuff we brew here under licence)

Hertog Jan isn't a bad drop. Orangeboom is imported so again better than the UK made stuff. Belgian Stella and it's cheaper equivalent Maes is actually a reasonable drink.

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