FabSwingers.com forum: Funny incidents during meets

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ever had something really quite amusing happen during a meet? Fancy sharing it with the class?

We always clean the house before a meet. I'd vacuumed but forgotten to clean the bit between the sofa cushions. We were all naked on the sofa, having fun, then moved position and the sofa spewed forth what looked like hundreds of cocopops. It was so embarrassing, but our guest just joked about them going up his bum.

We swiftly went up to bed. And I make sure to thoroughly vacuum now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they turn his milk chocolatey?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Did they turn his milk chocolatey? "

No, but we did enjoy a snap, crackle and pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they turn his milk chocolatey? "

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Was playing with a couple on here, we're getting into spitroasting the Mrs when hubby's phone goes off. He runs out the room, saying "I have to get this!"

Me and the Mrs look at each other confused, then go back to playing with each other.

About an hour later, he comes back in with a grin and says "It was my Mum, she wanted to know what I want for my birthday".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many funny stories to count theres the tale of the accidental gangbang

To the fab cannibal

More awesome ones tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time put some bunny ears on and stick some nesquick down there. The reaction might be very different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they turn his milk chocolatey? "

I mean very fucking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many funny stories to count theres the tale of the accidental gangbang

To the fab cannibal

More awesome ones tho"

Fab cannibal simply must know

All of mine on here have been very vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having sex in the back of my car and went to spin her over ended up being kicked in the eye by her big toe and could continue because it hurt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was recording a fwb finishing over my tits, he cum so hard it went all over my phone...

The film back had us in stiches as his cum flew towards the camera in slow motion!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Post it! We'd all love to see that clip!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean there’s the time the woman I was in bed with got the giggles farted followed through and shit the bed, needless to say that ruined the fun.

Ummm. Accidentally setting the car alarm off when fucking.

There’s the time I got concussion from faceplanting the floor while restrained so couldn’t put my hands out. Cheek and eye took the full force of the fall.

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