FabSwingers.com forum: What fruit/vegetable do you most like to fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any recommendations?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watermelon "

F&B is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple up the butt, and kiwi skin for a fleshlight

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Quite like an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a penis.. fruit and veg are for nutrition

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Iv never looked at fruit and thought about fucking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueberry’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta have your 5 a day

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Warm apple pie

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was thinking

Poly granite

But the seeds get everywhere

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Oh god. I’ve just remembered that grapefruit blowjob woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after! "

Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!

Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way

Ooooouch!!! That’s got to be worse than pink eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!

Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way

Ooooouch!!! That’s got to be worse than pink eye? "

Especially if you double wham and rub the tears out of your eyes the pain down below caused

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!

Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way

Never let your husband finger you after chopping chillies either. I'm not sure I've forgiven him for that one yet, and it was at least 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passionfruit are the one. I wouldn’t fuck a chilli though, ghosted me for weeks after!

Never go in the shower right after chopping chillis. I learned that the hard way

Never let your husband finger you after chopping chillies either. I'm not sure I've forgiven him for that one yet, and it was at least 10 years ago

Hot, yet eye-watering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was thinking

Poly granite

But the seeds get everywhere "

Poly granite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grapes"

Arse grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread me LOL. Me it would be a peach. Nice and juicy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I like the mango, you like mango, we like mango oh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grapefruit. IYKYK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grapes

Arse grapes?"

Wrong-un

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Blueberry’s."

Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh god. I’ve just remembered that grapefruit blowjob woman

I'm intrigued. Is this a reference? For scientific purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blueberry’s.

Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew

That was plan A.

Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.

It’s still in the planning phase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blueberry’s.

Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew

That was plan A.

Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.

It’s still in the planning phase. "

I wasn't consulted on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blueberry’s.

Gonna shoot them out your arse like pew pew pewpewpew

That was plan A.

Plan B. was use my dick as a baseball bat and get just another girl to catch them in her mouth.

It’s still in the planning phase.

I wasn't consulted on this."

……….. surprise.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Watermelon "

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Rêx, I don’t guava clue what you're talking about. Not in a melon years. But I still love you from my head tomatoes.

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

"Oh god. I’ve just remembered that grapefruit blowjob woman

I'm intrigued. Is this a reference? For scientific purposes of course

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U - I challenge you not to laugh

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Does a beautiful pair count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jalapeño

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Surprised the faithful cucumber hasn't appeared so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised the faithful cucumber hasn't appeared so far?"

It has vanished inside someone already

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I've never described any of my lady friends like that, although they make think I'm a potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's autumn,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's autumn,

Never really thought about facefucking a jack-o'-lantern. Wonder if there's porn of that on the internet somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeerm

sums it up best for me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That weird nobbly one, jackfruit, I like a danger fuck.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Surprised the faithful cucumber hasn't appeared so far?"

That's reserved for Jamie hants, she hearts them.

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Enough to make a mango wild....

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Corn on cob nice texture x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegans may complain, but I only fuck meat.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Reminds me of that grapefruit tutorial vid lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Chuck parsnip in the ring......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god. I’ve just remembered that grapefruit blowjob woman

I'm intrigued. Is this a reference? For scientific purposes of course

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U - I challenge you not to laugh

That's just amazing! And the ladies can burn fat at the same time!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Enough to make a mango wild....

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Enough to make a mango wild....

I like this berry much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a sidenote- glass of pineapple juice 30 mins before blowjob makes cum taste sweet.

Or lemon juice.

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