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Back from the hospital....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello peeps

Well where to start, first question from the doc was, have you just been hit by a car, obviously looking at the sever bruising on my arms, quick test of my water and it was, right, off to hospital with you.

Arriving at said establishment I was greeted at the A&E by a lovely women with a wheel chair, I thought feck this is serious, so after hours of poking and prodding (not the nice sort either), quite a lot of x-rays, about an arm full of blood.

I have:-

1 Hairline fracture on my collar bone

1 Hairline fracture on my left wrist

2 cracked ribs

Damaged kidney

So, I've been advised to rest (yet hear I am back at work cause otherwise I dont get payed) discontinue my love for Martial Arts (no chance of that happening)

Thanks for your kind messages, I'm down but not out (this time anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

No wonder you felt crap

hope you're feeling better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so had you been hit by a car?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Nope...all done in the name of sport...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i start fishing if i was you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no I do jiu jitsu and was grading Saturday just gone, hence all the injuries but on top of that I have quite a bad cold too.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Hey, look after yourself, no wonder you felt so bad,

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, look after yourself, no wonder you felt so bad,

xxxx"

Indeed I will, no fighting till after christmas now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so your having a good time then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh yeah sat at my desk in work when I could be at home in bed resting properly, why is it small companies just wont let have a day off sick and still get paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh fook and there was me thinking a certain young lady had been blowing on ya willy too hard.

glad ya ok ish.

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh fook and there was me thinking a certain young lady had been blowing on ya willy too hard.

glad ya ok ish.

xxxx"

dont make me laugh, it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yeah sat at my desk in work when I could be at home in bed resting properly, why is it small companies just wont let have a day off sick and still get paid "

go work for a big company then simples lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey when i give a blow job that makes people laff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey when i give a blow job that makes people laff"

do you make a gurgle noise in the process

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh yeah sat at my desk in work when I could be at home in bed resting properly, why is it small companies just wont let have a day off sick and still get paid

go work for a big company then simples lol"

ah not so simples, been looking for employment for over a year out of this hell hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yeah sat at my desk in work when I could be at home in bed resting properly, why is it small companies just wont let have a day off sick and still get paid

go work for a big company then simples lol

ah not so simples, been looking for employment for over a year out of this hell hole "

male escort ? try that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

erm, not sure I'm vain enough to put myself forward for that type of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww poor you... hugs and strokes and kisses on those places that hurt xxxx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

and hugs and kisses for the bits that don't hurt too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and hugs and kisses for the bits that don't hurt too "

fortunately thats the one place that doesnt hurt

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

At least you know what was wrong babes, hope you felling perky and sunny real soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks babes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll soon be reet mate *slaps mally on the shoulder* oh, feck sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll soon be reet mate *slaps mally on the shoulder* oh, feck sorry mate"

aaah ya git

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

stamp on his finger...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha, yeah, I'll sit on ya head and fart

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

yeah....but he bashed his finger yesterday with a hammer....TWICE !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

twice!? you'd think he'd learnt from the first one haha

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

well in his defence at least his injury is accidental....where yours...well now come on...you actually invite people to try and kick ten shades out of you...all in the name of sport....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well am just glad my fave cyclist is okay and hopefully on the mend soon.

kisses all over sweetheart xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well am just glad my fave cyclist is okay and hopefully on the mend soon.

kisses all over sweetheart xx"

cheers babe, I have my new bike by the way, used it tuesday and yesterday but after the news i got at the hospital, I'm gunna be driving for a little bit which will annoy me cause you know how much I love wearing lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha Bulgy McBulgy comes to mind. the male version of the Wonder Bra, lifting and separating hehe!!!

god am a female perv aint I

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"haha Bulgy McBulgy comes to mind. the male version of the Wonder Bra, lifting and separating hehe!!!

god am a female perv aint I "

YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha Bulgy McBulgy comes to mind. the male version of the Wonder Bra, lifting and separating hehe!!!

god am a female perv aint I "

lifting AND separating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOLLIX thats what separates ya numpty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

phew! the image I had in my head wast that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit, when you mentioned that the doc had asked if you'd been hit by a car, i wondered if it was jans less than subtle method of getting your attention when you cycled by

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahaha yeah, that lass is gunning for me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky sod, i'd risk a kidney to be knocked over by jan's front bumper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha, well i'm hoping the next time I do see jan, I dont get too injured and all the pain will be pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think peops are talking about me

would only ever run over peops by accident if they got in me way when i was doing my nail varnish while driving. cant ruin me nails ffs

one day mally you will be MINE and you will do as ya told boy

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

gosh that should make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"think peops are talking about me

would only ever run over peops by accident if they got in me way when i was doing my nail varnish while driving. cant ruin me nails ffs

one day mally you will be MINE and you will do as ya told boy"

dunno whether to be frightened or excited now

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

So I take it the grading tournament was full contact then

Seriously mate, hope you recover soon, just take it as easy as you can at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gosh that should make you feel better "

ooooer the man in black, me thinks i have seen you in the chat room when i have been pervin

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I was gonna say summat along the lines of "you cant be that good if you got battered", but then I thought back to my days of Atemi Goshin Jitsu.....

the broken nose

fractured cheekbone

spinal shock (scary)

cracked ribs..... and more black eyes and bloody noses than you can shake a shitty stick at, and I wondered why the hell I kept going back for more lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww mally.

a soft hug and a big kiss

and hope you get better soon hun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"awwww mally.

a soft hug and a big kiss

and hope you get better soon hun. "

thank peaches, right back atchya mwah!

and just for everyone else, when grading in Jiu Jitsu, at the end of proving you can do all the moves required in the syllabus, you have 15 minutes constant fighting, where every 2 minutes you get a new apponent. and it is full contact with no pads or guards so not only do you get injured, you are able to inflict injury onto others (now you see why I enjoy it so much)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"awwww mally.

a soft hug and a big kiss

and hope you get better soon hun.

thank peaches, right back atchya mwah!

and just for everyone else, when grading in Jiu Jitsu, at the end of proving you can do all the moves required in the syllabus, you have 15 minutes constant fighting, where every 2 minutes you get a new apponent. and it is full contact with no pads or guards so not only do you get injured, you are able to inflict injury onto others (now you see why I enjoy it so much) "

Lol!

Sounds very much like ours, only we had three 1 minute rounds on one mat, then straight onto the next mat for the next opponent, etc for 15 mins. We had to wear guards and mitts, as ours was a "combat" style of full contact, which meant head-butts, forearm smashes, strikes to the side and back of the head were all legitimate moves!!!

The local acident and emergency hospital got very busy on a sunday night lol!!!

At the end of my last grading, the Sensei picked the three biggest lads and told me I had to fight them, I thought it was one at a time, but he looked at them and said "get him!!!", it was over very quickly, but one of the most scary minutes of my life!!!

And, yes, I kicked their butts!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well done, as for using pads and guards, thats only in training and never in grading, its no holds barred in our club which includes strikes and pressure points, my head was purple at the end of it all and was sweating buckets, speaking to my sensei last night about it cause he was asking how I was doing and he said to me, you'd miss this place if you left wouldnt you and I said "getting kicked and punching and thrown over shoulders and slammed to the floor constantly, bloody right i'd miss it!"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Our Sensei used to use me as his "crash test dummy" cos I was very good at break falls, but he used to demo on a wooden floor!!! Fine for punches and kicks, locks and blocks etc, but for throws..... ouch!!

As for using pads etc....... "Atemi" means "to attack the weak points", so, as we seniors all had jobs to go to, if was a good idea to minimise the risks.

It wasnt the fights that were a problem tho, it was getting used to fighting women, as ours was a mixed dojo, and any woman who stepped onto the mat was treated as an opponent just the same as the guys!! I must admit I used to get a bollocking for pulling punches etc, but i just couldnt bring myself to hit a woman full on, guess my momma raised me the right way lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahaha and a good job she done too

sounds like our clubs are run pretty similar, its the floor work with the women most of the guys enjoy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I am just trying to remember what moves were banned, its not a long list lol!

Strikes to the neck (front back or sides).

Knee or fist strikes to the base of the spine.

Knee or fist strikes to the base of the skull.

Strikes to the front or side of the knees.

Tai-tcho strikes to the nose.

We were taught all these, but they were banned in sparring and full-contact bouts. Only to be used if attacked in the street....... pity the fool who did that pmsl!!

Our sensei also used to delight in teaching us "street fighting" techniques too, moves that would be frowned upon in a dojo, but would make all the difference in a street fight!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"hahaha and a good job she done too

sounds like our clubs are run pretty similar, its the floor work with the women most of the guys enjoy "

Lol, I once went for a standing choke hold using her Gi, she broke my grip bur her gi fell open, and she was naked underneath, my jaw hit the floor, and I stood gawping, she used that time to launch a huge kick to the head that put me down!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha nice one, yes, stay focussed at all times, a lesson us guys are still learning when paired up with certain members of the opposite sex, one of our sensei teaches a lot of street fighting moves, stuff not allowed in the dojo normally but he says, its good knowledge to have even if you dont use it, although some moves have slipped in when having comps and its "OI!!!!, of the mat! haha, happened to me once, although it was just a strangle hold down, it wast the strangle, it was the way I went around it, got disqualified, a major telling off from our senior sensei and a pat on the back from the sensei who taught me the move

cant win em all as they say, gutted I wont be doing it for a while though, I still go just to watch and help out if I can though without getting involved too much.

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