FabSwingers.com forum: IF SOAPS WERE PORN

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If soaps were porn videos or porn programs, which one would turn you on and why?

Mine would be home and away because Sally fletcher was the sexiest brunette I've ever seen, plus shev has a video on pornhub

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

Cows and sheep have no porn references

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Imperial Leather....All that lather and leather.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imperial Leather....All that lather and leather....."

Sorry I meant TV SOAPS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insemination street.

Wait, did I do that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronation street

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan"

Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

Cows and sheep have no porn references"

Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

Cows and sheep have no porn references

Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.

Fab need to hurry up with the applause emoji

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

Cows and sheep have no porn references

Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.

Fab need to hurry up with the applause emoji

You are much too kind

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Eldorado..70's porn....wooden acting and scripts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment

Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan

Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass

I miss scrapheap challenge

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment

Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan

Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass

I miss scrapheap challenge"

Lisa Rogers

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan

Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass

I miss scrapheap challenge

Lisa Rogers

Yeah, she was pretty cute, but I quite liked it for the skill and creativity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders would get my vote. Kat Slater is meant to be a swinger in real life anyway right

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Emmerdale. All us yorkies are just rabid sex fiends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy"

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are

He's a scrappy fan

Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass

I miss scrapheap challenge

Lisa Rogers

I'd forgotten about her she could play my opposite leading star any day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

What?!

Shows how long it's been since I watched it

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fuckside imagine a brothel running in the close.

Barry Grant as the pimp

Sinbad as the gimp

Particia Farnham as the madame

Imagine their tag line "Fancy a fuckkie? Then cum over to Brookie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

What?!

Shows how long it's been since I watched it"

What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you? "

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

What?!

Shows how long it's been since I watched it"

Ethel has been looking deceased since she was in George & Mildred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

What?!

Shows how long it's been since I watched it

What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell

I remember Frank turning up at Pat's door wearing nothing but a spinny/flashy bow tie! Glad they didnt show what happened after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

What?!

Shows how long it's been since I watched it

What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell

I remember Frank turning up at Pat's door wearing nothing but a spinny/flashy bow tie! Glad they didnt show what happened after! "

I can remember that episode. Never looked at Pat the same again

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards

Steady........I set the bar middleish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards

Steady........I set the bar middleish

Can you limbo under it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmerdale, I'd go for a threesom with Charity and Chastity Single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmerdale, I'd go for a threesom with Charity and Chastity Single. "

Dingle not Single.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards

Steady........I set the bar middleish

Can you limbo under it?"

I'm 50. Not a fucking chance

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cain's wife Moira........she's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dear old Ethel looking for willy

Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?

Last time I watched it, she was alive

Would you?

Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope

You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards

Steady........I set the bar middleish

Can you limbo under it?

I'm 50. Not a fucking chance

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Eldorado..70's porn....wooden acting and scripts....."

Eldorado practically was porn to teenage me! Pilar! Fizz!

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

he Eastenders writers have slipped in a few more sexual actvity references in a matter of fact way over the last year or so.

For me Cathy looks incredible.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Corrie...decent eye candy and seem to be fun ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cain's wife Moira........she's lovely

Definitely, I had a one night stand with a work colleague 3yrs ago who is the spitting image of Moira.

Cant honestly say whether it was that resemblance that attracted men to her or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Is she still there? Is she on the vape yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep

you going with wellies or bare foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me

Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment

Feel like it would be a freshly rolled haybail blunt

Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Prisoner cell block H, we might not make the earth move, but could make walls rock. Chrissy Lathem was pretty rocking her red hair at the time too.

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